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"Am I wrong?"

A guy at work has been off ill with some virus for a number of weeks.

His other half also works here.

She walked into the office earlier, and someone asked: "How is ..."

To which she replied: "He's fine, thanks."

Am I wrong, then, to wonder: why isn't he at work?

Phonn you, motherphonner.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Or he has an ice-pick stuck in his head
>
> I'm phonning the police

Didn't know you could phonn anyone...

I agree with Sheepy. She shoved coctail sticks under his finger nails, a cotten wool bud up is manhood and chips up his nose. She then cleaved off his feet and finally buried a pick axe deep into his cranium.

....

I read too much Red Dwarf...

Yep... after killing someone at least have the decencey (sp) to tell everyone.

tsk Tsk

SHEEPY wrote:
> Yes but she killed him... so she's trying to cover it up... duh. :)

You mean she's lying?? That's really out of order!

Insane Bartender wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Maybe she murdered him
>
> Hmm
>
> I would hardly class being dead as "fine"

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Yes but she killed him... so she's trying to cover it up... duh. :)

Or he has an ice-pick stuck in his head

I'm phonning the police

maybe you missed the next sentence:

How is ...

Oh he's fine (sarcastic voice)

ok

(behind your back)he's only dying of leprosy you insensitive ****

Your Honour wrote:
> One of them has had an affair, and they're in the process of splitting
> up.

They both did. It's how they got together in the first place!

Its an automatic response before you take in the question.
We all do it...

'Are you ok?'

'Yeah.. fine, just tired'

When you know its not true you just can't be bothered with follow up questions.