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Part 1...
The scene opens with the crying of one baby Monkey Man. A gang of three enter the room.
T-Devil: Ahem.
Meka Dragon: Ohhh! Who are you?
T-Devil: We are three wise representatives of Special Reserve Inc.
Meka: What?!
T-Devil: We are three wise representatives of Special Reserve Inc.
Meka: Well, what are you doing creeping around a city zoo at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
Little Hedgehog: We are naturists.
T-Devil We have come from the East.
Meka: Is this some kind of joke?
MoJo: We wish to praise the infant primate.
T-Devil: We must pay homage to him.
Meka: Homage? You're all drunk. It's disgusting. Out! The lot, out!
T-Devil: No...
Meka: Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
MoJo: No, no. We must see him.
Meka: Go and praise someone else's brat! Go on!
MoJo: We...
T-Devil: We were led by a web link.
Meka: Or led by a bottle, more like. Go on. Out!
T-Devil: Well...well, we must see him. We have brought presents.
Meka: Out!
MoJo: Bananas...Pornography...The Best of Bill Hicks video...
Meka: Well, why didn't you say? He's over there. Sorry the place is a bit of a mess. Well, what is pornography, anyway?
Hedgehog: It is a valuable item for growing monkeys.
Monkey: A valuable item for growing monkeys? What are you giving him a valuable item for growing monkeys? It might bite him.
Hedgehog: What?
Meka: That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough.
T-Devil: No, it isn't.
Meka: Yes, it is. It's great, big mmm...
Hedgehog: No, no, no. It is a type of...entertainment.
Meka: Aww, there is an animal called a pornography,... or did I dream it? So, you're wise reps, are you? Well, what is he then?
MoJo: Hmm?
Meka: What member code is he?
MoJo: Uh, 370313
Meka: Uhh, 370313, eh? What does that mean?
MoJo: Ooh, but... he is the Notable, our Messiah.
T-Devil: King of the N00bs.
Meka: And that's 370...whatever, is it?
MoJo: Uh, no, no, no. That's just him.
Meka: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be a lot of them.'
T-Devil: By what name are you calling him?
Meka: Uh, 'Man'.
Reps: We worship you, O Monkey Man, who are Lord over us all. Praise unto you, Monkey Man, and to the Lord, our administrator. Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.
Meka: Do you do a lot of this, then?
MoJo: What?
Meka: This praising.
MoJo: No, no. No, no.
Meka: Er, well, um, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the bananas and Bill Hicks tapes, er, but don't worry too much about the pornography next time.
Monkey Man looks at Meka in destain.
Meka: All right? Heh. Thank you. Good-bye. Well, weren't they nice? Hmm. Out of their bloody minds, but still.
The reps leave.
Meka: Look at that. Hoo hoo hoo.
The reps return and grab presents.
Meka: Here! Here! Here, that...that's mine! Hee. Hey, you just gave me that! Oh.
Monkey Man cries.
Meka: Shut up.
Meka smacks MM.
The babe they called 'Man',
He grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be...grew up to be
A monkey called 'Man'--
A monkey called 'Man'.
He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet,
This monkey... whose name was 'Man',
And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be...
Yes, he grew up to be
A primate called 'Man'...
A primate called 'Man',
And his face became snotty.
Yes, his face became snotty,
And his voice dropped down low
And things started to grow
On young Man and so
He was certainly no...
No girl named 'Man',
Not a girl named 'Man'.
And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get p'ssed,
A monkey called 'Man'--
This monkey called 'Man'--
The monkey they called 'Man'--
This monkey called 'Man'!
Ahh!
Part two coming soon...
The scene opens with the crying of one baby Monkey Man. A gang of three enter the room.
T-Devil: Ahem.
Meka Dragon: Ohhh! Who are you?
T-Devil: We are three wise representatives of Special Reserve Inc.
Meka: What?!
T-Devil: We are three wise representatives of Special Reserve Inc.
Meka: Well, what are you doing creeping around a city zoo at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
Little Hedgehog: We are naturists.
T-Devil We have come from the East.
Meka: Is this some kind of joke?
MoJo: We wish to praise the infant primate.
T-Devil: We must pay homage to him.
Meka: Homage? You're all drunk. It's disgusting. Out! The lot, out!
T-Devil: No...
Meka: Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
MoJo: No, no. We must see him.
Meka: Go and praise someone else's brat! Go on!
MoJo: We...
T-Devil: We were led by a web link.
Meka: Or led by a bottle, more like. Go on. Out!
T-Devil: Well...well, we must see him. We have brought presents.
Meka: Out!
MoJo: Bananas...Pornography...The Best of Bill Hicks video...
Meka: Well, why didn't you say? He's over there. Sorry the place is a bit of a mess. Well, what is pornography, anyway?
Hedgehog: It is a valuable item for growing monkeys.
Monkey: A valuable item for growing monkeys? What are you giving him a valuable item for growing monkeys? It might bite him.
Hedgehog: What?
Meka: That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough.
T-Devil: No, it isn't.
Meka: Yes, it is. It's great, big mmm...
Hedgehog: No, no, no. It is a type of...entertainment.
Meka: Aww, there is an animal called a pornography,... or did I dream it? So, you're wise reps, are you? Well, what is he then?
MoJo: Hmm?
Meka: What member code is he?
MoJo: Uh, 370313
Meka: Uhh, 370313, eh? What does that mean?
MoJo: Ooh, but... he is the Notable, our Messiah.
T-Devil: King of the N00bs.
Meka: And that's 370...whatever, is it?
MoJo: Uh, no, no, no. That's just him.
Meka: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be a lot of them.'
T-Devil: By what name are you calling him?
Meka: Uh, 'Man'.
Reps: We worship you, O Monkey Man, who are Lord over us all. Praise unto you, Monkey Man, and to the Lord, our administrator. Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.
Meka: Do you do a lot of this, then?
MoJo: What?
Meka: This praising.
MoJo: No, no. No, no.
Meka: Er, well, um, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the bananas and Bill Hicks tapes, er, but don't worry too much about the pornography next time.
Monkey Man looks at Meka in destain.
Meka: All right? Heh. Thank you. Good-bye. Well, weren't they nice? Hmm. Out of their bloody minds, but still.
The reps leave.
Meka: Look at that. Hoo hoo hoo.
The reps return and grab presents.
Meka: Here! Here! Here, that...that's mine! Hee. Hey, you just gave me that! Oh.
Monkey Man cries.
Meka: Shut up.
Meka smacks MM.
The babe they called 'Man',
He grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be...grew up to be
A monkey called 'Man'--
A monkey called 'Man'.
He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet,
This monkey... whose name was 'Man',
And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be...
Yes, he grew up to be
A primate called 'Man'...
A primate called 'Man',
And his face became snotty.
Yes, his face became snotty,
And his voice dropped down low
And things started to grow
On young Man and so
He was certainly no...
No girl named 'Man',
Not a girl named 'Man'.
And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get p'ssed,
A monkey called 'Man'--
This monkey called 'Man'--
The monkey they called 'Man'--
This monkey called 'Man'!
Ahh!
Part two coming soon...
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Part 1...
The scene opens with the crying of one baby Monkey Man. A gang of three enter the room.
T-Devil: Ahem.
Meka Dragon: Ohhh! Who are you?
T-Devil: We are three wise representatives of Special Reserve Inc.
Meka: What?!
T-Devil: We are three wise representatives of Special Reserve Inc.
Meka: Well, what are you doing creeping around a city zoo at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
Little Hedgehog: We are naturists.
T-Devil We have come from the East.
Meka: Is this some kind of joke?
MoJo: We wish to praise the infant primate.
T-Devil: We must pay homage to him.
Meka: Homage? You're all drunk. It's disgusting. Out! The lot, out!
T-Devil: No...
Meka: Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
MoJo: No, no. We must see him.
Meka: Go and praise someone else's brat! Go on!
MoJo: We...
T-Devil: We were led by a web link.
Meka: Or led by a bottle, more like. Go on. Out!
T-Devil: Well...well, we must see him. We have brought presents.
Meka: Out!
MoJo: Bananas...Pornography...The Best of Bill Hicks video...
Meka: Well, why didn't you say? He's over there. Sorry the place is a bit of a mess. Well, what is pornography, anyway?
Hedgehog: It is a valuable item for growing monkeys.
Monkey: A valuable item for growing monkeys? What are you giving him a valuable item for growing monkeys? It might bite him.
Hedgehog: What?
Meka: That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough.
T-Devil: No, it isn't.
Meka: Yes, it is. It's great, big mmm...
Hedgehog: No, no, no. It is a type of...entertainment.
Meka: Aww, there is an animal called a pornography,... or did I dream it? So, you're wise reps, are you? Well, what is he then?
MoJo: Hmm?
Meka: What member code is he?
MoJo: Uh, 370313
Meka: Uhh, 370313, eh? What does that mean?
MoJo: Ooh, but... he is the Notable, our Messiah.
T-Devil: King of the N00bs.
Meka: And that's 370...whatever, is it?
MoJo: Uh, no, no, no. That's just him.
Meka: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be a lot of them.'
T-Devil: By what name are you calling him?
Meka: Uh, 'Man'.
Reps: We worship you, O Monkey Man, who are Lord over us all. Praise unto you, Monkey Man, and to the Lord, our administrator. Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.
Meka: Do you do a lot of this, then?
MoJo: What?
Meka: This praising.
MoJo: No, no. No, no.
Meka: Er, well, um, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the bananas and Bill Hicks tapes, er, but don't worry too much about the pornography next time.
Monkey Man looks at Meka in destain.
Meka: All right? Heh. Thank you. Good-bye. Well, weren't they nice? Hmm. Out of their bloody minds, but still.
The reps leave.
Meka: Look at that. Hoo hoo hoo.
The reps return and grab presents.
Meka: Here! Here! Here, that...that's mine! Hee. Hey, you just gave me that! Oh.
Monkey Man cries.
Meka: Shut up.
Meka smacks MM.
The babe they called 'Man',
He grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be...grew up to be
A monkey called 'Man'--
A monkey called 'Man'.
He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet,
This monkey... whose name was 'Man',
And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be...
Yes, he grew up to be
A primate called 'Man'...
A primate called 'Man',
And his face became snotty.
Yes, his face became snotty,
And his voice dropped down low
And things started to grow
On young Man and so
He was certainly no...
No girl named 'Man',
Not a girl named 'Man'.
And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get p'ssed,
A monkey called 'Man'--
This monkey called 'Man'--
The monkey they called 'Man'--
This monkey called 'Man'!
Ahh!
Part two coming soon...
The scene opens with the crying of one baby Monkey Man. A gang of three enter the room.
T-Devil: Ahem.
Meka Dragon: Ohhh! Who are you?
T-Devil: We are three wise representatives of Special Reserve Inc.
Meka: What?!
T-Devil: We are three wise representatives of Special Reserve Inc.
Meka: Well, what are you doing creeping around a city zoo at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
Little Hedgehog: We are naturists.
T-Devil We have come from the East.
Meka: Is this some kind of joke?
MoJo: We wish to praise the infant primate.
T-Devil: We must pay homage to him.
Meka: Homage? You're all drunk. It's disgusting. Out! The lot, out!
T-Devil: No...
Meka: Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
MoJo: No, no. We must see him.
Meka: Go and praise someone else's brat! Go on!
MoJo: We...
T-Devil: We were led by a web link.
Meka: Or led by a bottle, more like. Go on. Out!
T-Devil: Well...well, we must see him. We have brought presents.
Meka: Out!
MoJo: Bananas...Pornography...The Best of Bill Hicks video...
Meka: Well, why didn't you say? He's over there. Sorry the place is a bit of a mess. Well, what is pornography, anyway?
Hedgehog: It is a valuable item for growing monkeys.
Monkey: A valuable item for growing monkeys? What are you giving him a valuable item for growing monkeys? It might bite him.
Hedgehog: What?
Meka: That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough.
T-Devil: No, it isn't.
Meka: Yes, it is. It's great, big mmm...
Hedgehog: No, no, no. It is a type of...entertainment.
Meka: Aww, there is an animal called a pornography,... or did I dream it? So, you're wise reps, are you? Well, what is he then?
MoJo: Hmm?
Meka: What member code is he?
MoJo: Uh, 370313
Meka: Uhh, 370313, eh? What does that mean?
MoJo: Ooh, but... he is the Notable, our Messiah.
T-Devil: King of the N00bs.
Meka: And that's 370...whatever, is it?
MoJo: Uh, no, no, no. That's just him.
Meka: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be a lot of them.'
T-Devil: By what name are you calling him?
Meka: Uh, 'Man'.
Reps: We worship you, O Monkey Man, who are Lord over us all. Praise unto you, Monkey Man, and to the Lord, our administrator. Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.
Meka: Do you do a lot of this, then?
MoJo: What?
Meka: This praising.
MoJo: No, no. No, no.
Meka: Er, well, um, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the bananas and Bill Hicks tapes, er, but don't worry too much about the pornography next time.
Monkey Man looks at Meka in destain.
Meka: All right? Heh. Thank you. Good-bye. Well, weren't they nice? Hmm. Out of their bloody minds, but still.
The reps leave.
Meka: Look at that. Hoo hoo hoo.
The reps return and grab presents.
Meka: Here! Here! Here, that...that's mine! Hee. Hey, you just gave me that! Oh.
Monkey Man cries.
Meka: Shut up.
Meka smacks MM.
The babe they called 'Man',
He grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be...grew up to be
A monkey called 'Man'--
A monkey called 'Man'.
He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet,
This monkey... whose name was 'Man',
And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be...
Yes, he grew up to be
A primate called 'Man'...
A primate called 'Man',
And his face became snotty.
Yes, his face became snotty,
And his voice dropped down low
And things started to grow
On young Man and so
He was certainly no...
No girl named 'Man',
Not a girl named 'Man'.
And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get p'ssed,
A monkey called 'Man'--
This monkey called 'Man'--
The monkey they called 'Man'--
This monkey called 'Man'!
Ahh!
Part two coming soon...
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