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"I CHEATED!"

Ok, the weight of knowing is too much, I have to share it with you. I can't believe I did it. It was a stupid thing, but I just wanted things to work out for the best in the end.

Looking back, I wish I hadn't done it. I feel terrible now I've seen all the pain, suffering and bitter words that I've caused.

I am ashamed of myself.

This is the first time I've come clean about anything like this, so I hope you can bare with me, it's a little difficult as I'm sure you can imagine.

*Gathers breath*

I know this may cause a terrible backlash, and I want you to know that I acted on my own. No one told me to do it, I just came up with the idea myself, and went through with it.

So what *exactly* did I do?

Well, when playing monoply one Christmas, I was the banker, and someone gave me a £500 pound note and wanted to change it into £100's. I only gave them 4 as they had more money than me and I wanted to win.

As I said, I've lived with this guilt for years. I'm sorry I haven't told you before.

Can *any* of you forgive me?

Oh my god.

I can't believe you cheated.

Especially at Monopoly.

Damn you to hell Your Honour!

:D

It's a pretty tall order to ask us to forgive you after this terrible crime. However, I have found it in my heart to forgive you...as long as you fully reimburce the person who you so-definately ripped off ;D

I forgive you, YH. Does that make you feel any better?

YH, why don't we do a little experiment?
You post one of your usual topics then I copy it a month later and we see who gets the most abuse...

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Forgive my bluntness but I think you should take your time when typing
> and u should also stp tlkng in txt 4mat
>
> welcum2Sr
>
> enjoy ur stay!
>
> C-u l8r
*tries to lol but can't when crying about wot YH did* "I did... didn't kno..... know the..... there wa..... was peop...... people li.... like thi.... this i..... in th.... the wor... world!" *starts choughing from crying to much*

Forgive my bluntness but I think you should take your time when typing and u should also stp tlkng in txt 4mat

welcum2Sr

enjoy ur stay!

C-u l8r

thy_god_666 wrote:
> heck man i thought u could have come up with something much more
> intresting than that it was pitiful u need some lessons in serious
> cheating
>
> 1) take ur mobile into a exam an get a friend with the answers to
> phone an tell u them over the phone
>
> 2) use the calculator on ur phone to work out the answers on the non
> calculator paper on a maths exam
>
> 3) fix a election or something important like that
>
> 4) cover every square inch of ur bod with answers for an exam ur
> taking
>
> 5) 2 win a review comp copy n past 1 from a other site thats realy
> good and just put ur name on it
>
> the essence 2 all these cheats is in not getting caught cheatin i am
> not saying i have cheated i am just saying they r good ideas
>
> p.s wen cheatin on monoply u steal 500's out of the bank and sit on
> them that way ur guaranteed 2 win every time.

*sigh* why do I get the feeling that this guy is'nt going to be around in the forums for very long? *hint* no.5 *hint* :D

slik ~_~

heck man i thought u could have come up with something much more intresting than that it was pitiful u need some lessons in serious cheating

1) take ur mobile into a exam an get a friend with the answers to phone an tell u them over the phone

2) use the calculator on ur phone to work out the answers on the non calculator paper on a maths exam

3) fix a election or something important like that

4) cover every square inch of ur bod with answers for an exam ur taking

5) 2 win a review comp copy n past 1 from a other site thats realy good and just put ur name on it

the essence 2 all these cheats is in not getting caught cheatin i am not saying i have cheated i am just saying they r good ideas

p.s wen cheatin on monoply u steal 500's out of the bank and sit on them that way ur guaranteed 2 win every time.

$lik wrote:
> Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Oh My god!
> Cheating at Monopoly is one of the dirtiest things you could do!
> You naughty little boy!
>
> *Grabs YH and picks up a wooden spoon*
>
> I think you should be spanked1
>
> *Begins to spank YH with the wooden spoon*
>
> um, i hope you mean that in the nicest possible context (and not THAT
> context either!) :D

Maybe

YH, why did you cheat at Monoploy? I...I just can't believe it.

However, I don't think you need a spanking...although, you will be a kinkoid, won't you...