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"I just burped and sneezed at the same time."

I fell onto the stairs and started shaking really fast. It made my whole body shake and my eyes watered a hell of a lot.

It was terrifying.

*sniffles*

Someone also asked the question "Would you rather drown or be burnt to death?". One of my mates said "Drown. Because it would feel like an orgasm.". We ran. FAST.

Thats just digusting. Both of you.

Meh, not all that impressive. I know a girl who puked and shat herself at the same time.

To this day she has the reputation where if she barfs, you don't stand behind her.

Apparently the power of four sneezes in a row is equivalent to an orgasm. Don't know how that works though. You lucky hayfever sufferers. I can see people with cat allergies going out and rubbing cats up and down their faces/crotches. Hmmm...maybe THAT'S what they meant!?

AfroJoe wrote:
> If you burp and sneeze at the same time too many times Spontanial
> Combustion happens.

Well, I shaked and I wasn't in the best way.. then I posted this topic then the doorbell rang. I was still a lil shakey and it was a huge new desk and new office equipment. That was such an ordeal.

If you burp and sneeze at the same time too many times Spontanial Combustion happens.

You blow up.

So I've heard.

I wrote an essay in the back of my Geography book (when I was at school, obviously), about a man who burped and guffed at the same time - resulting in a splitting of dimensions and the cataclydmic end of the world! My Geography teacher saw it and wrote a huge question mark next to it. I got a D in Geography, btw. Cue exam results topic!

At least you didn't wet yourself as well. Or did you?

I fell onto the stairs and started shaking really fast. It made my whole body shake and my eyes watered a hell of a lot.

It was terrifying.

*sniffles*