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Go on, have a go.
Here's a word to start you off;
Archibald
So, to recap;
Once upon a time, Geoff the Thong-Baron of Armenia fell off his rocking horse. The Oasis-loving horse then procceded to the barn dance with Concrete Jim the War Mason, who loved cheese on toast. Geoff cursed, and decided to surgically remove his prize-winning nobbly knees.
However, he found that a recently lubricated chihuahua fitted easily right up his @rse. Now adequately kitted out, he started a fight with Terence, his bald Iranian counterpart, who also couldn't count to five.
Outstanding story, there.
What say we start another one? (cheers from the crowd)
*bows*
Ok....
"Frederico's enourmous plastic melon-shaped..."