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"I need newbie haters"

I need regulars who hate/dislike/don't get on with newbies. It's for my latest spoof. You can volunteer yourself, or nominate someone, so please reply with a name of someone who hates newbies

I've already got the obvious one, Stryke, but I need more

Thanks for your help

OK, cheers. I need a few more though!

Kill all newbies!

And what has happened to doublezeros name?

I'll do it, be in your spoof.

I don't mind being a newbie hater. Not that I actually do hate them of course, some are quite good, but I can act y'kno. :)

I'm still a Newbie and nobody hates me... or do they?! The fact is i've been here for about a month now and i could've wrote post after post of mindless drivel and became a notable within days. However, i didn't do this and only write posts when i feel i've got something to say thats worth saying. (well, most of the time!)

Anyway, its all irrelevant cos i'll be a regular in a week or so....

Do we have to hate all newbies? Some of the newbies are pretty cool, Leprachuan (sp?) and Trish seem OK. But the idiots who have taken over the sport forum? Well, a typical post goes something like this:

Post hear what it is that you like bout football cos I really like it and think that Engerland will defnately win the wrold cup cos Becks is gonna be really good like and Owen will scores loads of goals. Tell me what you fink.

And that really p*sses me off.

Does that count?

I don't hate them...





...I just want to rip thier internal organs out through their mouth before tourturing them with an electric cow prodder and burning their limp and rotting corpse.




*Coughs* Sorry.

I like newbies...until I see them post. Then I just want to rip their text-speakin guts out. Is that a satisfactory anger level?

(damn newbies)

Na, she's already in it as someone else

Mystique? Maybe?

Or does she just hate everyone?

Aw, that's nice of you Ant, heh

But can you name anyone who DOES hate newbies?