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just to save my rear posteriour from a banning I'd like to add that immature people do not read this.
A man is sun-bathing nude. A little girl approaches him, and the man quickly coveres himself up with a newspaper.
Girl: What do you have under that paper?
man: Oh, er... a bird i caught.
Girl: okay.
Soon, the man falls asleep. The girl approaches.
The man wakes up in hospital. he can't recall what happened, except for a little girl who he told that he had a bird.
the police approach the girl and question her.
Girl: i was playing with the bird when it spat on me, so I broke it's neck, cracked it's eggs and set it's nest on fire.
A man is sun-bathing nude. A little girl approaches him, and the man quickly coveres himself up with a newspaper.
Girl: What do you have under that paper?
man: Oh, er... a bird i caught.
Girl: okay.
Soon, the man falls asleep. The girl approaches.
The man wakes up in hospital. he can't recall what happened, except for a little girl who he told that he had a bird.
the police approach the girl and question her.
Girl: i was playing with the bird when it spat on me, so I broke it's neck, cracked it's eggs and set it's nest on fire.
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Heard it years ago! I'm talking 6-7 years! It was in a different form but same type of ending:
'It squirted at me so I cut it off'
Wouldn't be surprised if this thread gets cleared.
'It squirted at me so I cut it off'
Wouldn't be surprised if this thread gets cleared.
Damn, just when i was about to say 'i made it myself'
Hur hur, I heard that one before but it still makes me chuckle.
just to save my rear posteriour from a banning I'd like to add that immature people do not read this.
A man is sun-bathing nude. A little girl approaches him, and the man quickly coveres himself up with a newspaper.
Girl: What do you have under that paper?
man: Oh, er... a bird i caught.
Girl: okay.
Soon, the man falls asleep. The girl approaches.
The man wakes up in hospital. he can't recall what happened, except for a little girl who he told that he had a bird.
the police approach the girl and question her.
Girl: i was playing with the bird when it spat on me, so I broke it's neck, cracked it's eggs and set it's nest on fire.
A man is sun-bathing nude. A little girl approaches him, and the man quickly coveres himself up with a newspaper.
Girl: What do you have under that paper?
man: Oh, er... a bird i caught.
Girl: okay.
Soon, the man falls asleep. The girl approaches.
The man wakes up in hospital. he can't recall what happened, except for a little girl who he told that he had a bird.
the police approach the girl and question her.
Girl: i was playing with the bird when it spat on me, so I broke it's neck, cracked it's eggs and set it's nest on fire.
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