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A train pulls into the station and a tall, dark man steps out. He steps over to a man on the platform.
“Hey Ant! Long time, no see!”
“Hi Grandprix! I’ve been expecting you. I hear you are going after that evil Cong Man.”
“Yeah, there’s a huge bounty on his head.”
Grandprix was renowned as the most ruthless bounty hunter in the state. Ant is a long time friend who owns the saloon in the town. Cong Man is wanted in many a state for cattle rustling, bank robbery and many an unpaid parking ticket.
“You got a place to stay, Grandprix?”
“Nah, but I’ll manage.”
“I insist you stay in the spare room in my saloon. We could remember old times together over a couple of bottles of tequila.”
“Okay Ant, but as soon as I pick up Cong Man’s trail, I’m off.”
“You got it, partner!”
They saddle up and ride over to the saloon. They reach the saloon and hear a lot of table smashing and bottles breaking. Grandprix draws his gun and enters the saloon. Ant rushes in to stop Grandprix.
“Whoa, hold on mate! It is just Starlight, the town drunk. He drinks in here everyday and pays for everything he drinks and damages. I don’t know how he does it. I’ve never seen him do any work.”
“Ant, here’s a fifty. It will pay for the damage.”
“What damage?”
“This!”
Grandprix picks up Starlight and punches him through the window. Starlight gets up and runs away. Grandprix sits at a table and they are just about to have a drink when Sheriff Jetster runs in.
“Grandprix! I heard you were in town. You have to help me! Cong Man has stolen my robot, RM18! He also kidnapped Mojojojo, my deputy! It also looks like Cong Man has enlisted some help. Reports indicate that he had 5 others with him but no one could see their faces. I don’t think you can do this alone.”
“Okay, here’s the plan. Ant, get your gun. You’re coming with me. Jetster, you know what this robot is capable of so you had better come as well. We will need some more help to even the odds.”
“I know someone who can help!” shouted Ant. “Follow me!”
Ant led them to a rickety old house on the outskirts of town. The house looked deserted. They slowly opened the door…
Grandprix, Ant and Jetster stood over him, looking smug. "And that's the end of that," Grandprix said triumphantly.
"Not yet, there's another one behind you Matt," Figo informed, still sitting on the grass.
Grandprix turned and with lightning speed chopped the guard in the neck. Unfortunately, he missed and chopped Ant instead. Jetster went for the simple approach and kicked him in the balls, before hitting him over the head with a piece of rotting wood he'd found.
Figo was left to deal with the two other guards. He spent three minutes preparing for his Ju-Jitsu-Fu-Kung-Fu routine. Halfway through though, one of them hit him around the face. Jetster came from behind and used the piece of wood again on one of them, while Grandprix put him into a sleeper hold, rendering him unconscious.
They were safe, for the moment.
Meanwhile...
"why are someone's socks and shoes lying on the floor?" Cong Man asked, as they approached the house. They had found Jetster's right sock and left shoe, strangely enough.
Cong Man picked up the sock and held it out to MikeAll. MikeAll looked at him strangely, before taking it and holding it out in front of him, unsure of what to do.
"Just put it in your pocket you twonk, I'm sure I can find a use for it..."
> Well you just write this crappy little story about something gay,
> which nobody ever reads.
You do realise it's in the rules to NOT ruin a story thread. Well done on failing the most simple of things.
> Oh my God! HOW SAD AM I!
Yes, it's true.
"Oh yeah, strategic brain, gotcha"
A piece of one of the rocks the gang was hid behind crumbled a little and fell off. The gang became very still and there was a tense moment, fortunately the guards didn't move at all.
"Right we need a plan, now let me think"
"You need to hurry up because the suns coming round soon and our shadows will be easily viewable on the floor to the guards"
Figo began to panic a little
"Umm, errr. So Britney Spears, she's nice"
"Britney spears and cheese huh?"
"Yeah, cool"
Ant slapped both Figo and Jetster round the head.
"Hey it wasn't me who said that it was Grandprix"
"Oh sorry, well I wasn't to know there aren't any names next to the speech"
At that moment, Jetsters mobile phone went off
"Awww for gauds sake"
A lot of moaning and bitching about switching it off while you're filming, I mean at work, I mean saving your friend from a slavery camp in western times and the gang noticed something. The guards hadn't moved, in fact they hadn't moved the whole 3 and a half hours they had been hiding there.
Ant stood up in plain view of the guards and nothing. The rest were amazed by this and stood up also and the guards didn't budge. Still somewhat cautious they headed on over and on closer inspection they noticed they were wearing tall black fluffy hats and they then realised that there were Buckingham Palace gates!
"What the heck, where are we"
"Starlight! You're completely ruining the plot doing this!"
(Sorry guys, my bad)
The gang then hid behind the real rocks and Figo came up with a plan, he decided that they should split into two groups of two and both go at either side of each guard and attack at the same time.
Granprix and Ant split off and hid behind a nearby boulder and Jetster and Figo did the same closer to the opposite guard.
"NOW!!" Shouted Granprix and he and Ant dived at the first guard and quickly knocked him out but Jetster and Figo hadn't budged, they were both taking a look at Jetsters stubbed toe from earlier. Socks and shoes off and everything.
"GUYS!!"
*They shrugged
"What?"
The guard quickly noticed and began to raise the alarm
"GUA....
Grandprix quikly made a dive toward the guard as he shout....
MikeAll rubbed his head, "where did they all come from?"
Cong Man got to his feet, "we live in a strange world, Mike."
They were all a little confused at this, but carried on anyway. They saw the sign for Spittle County, and Cong Man began to look worried.
"Humm...we're gonna have trouble from those Bandits here...surely Grandprix and his gang aren't friends with them!?" Cong Man said, worried.
"No, I don't think so somehow. But they must be here...and anyway, you'll have to take out these bandits someway if you want to rule the whole world, right? Why not do it now?"
"You're right," Cong Man said, revealing his gun. They headed on...