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"Simpsons Quote Game"

Ok, Ok, so it's an unoriginal idea milking other games knocking about, but someone might find it fun... ok, they won't but none the less here goes...

I quote a simpsons line, you finish it off, then start another one!

Let's start with:

"I'm sick of paying the Bear Tax. I pay the Homer Tax!"

what comes next?

"Give me some of that beer with candy in it.....y'know, Skittlebrau."
"Sir, such a beer does not exist.....I think you must have dreamt it!"
"Awwww.....just get me a 6 pack and two bags of Skittles, then..."

Also:

(Homer holds up lottery tickets to light, see's one that is worth £500)
Homer to Apu: " Quick, Apu, give me this lottery ticket and a Yodel!"
(puts a collection of coppers onto counter)
Apu; "I am sorry sir, but you do not have enough for both"
(Homer, dancing up and down on spot) "ooh.....em.....urrr.....)
(resignedly, head hung) ".....Yodel."

Rainier Wolfcastle wrote:
> "Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favourites..."

"Honey Roasted Peanuts. Ingredients: Salt. Artificial honey roasting agents. Pressed peanut sweepings! Mmmmmmm."

Come on someone! Humour me!

"I'm voting for Burns' movie."

"Why?"

"Let's just say It moved me. TO A BIGGER HOUSE!"

...

Here's a hard one:

"Doh!"

Rakuga wrote:
> "See.... my... vest see my vest..."
>
> .....

some men only hunt for sport,
others hunt 4 food,
but the only thing i'm hunting for
is an outfit that looks gooooood...

see...my...vest, see my vest
made of real gorilla's chest,
and these slippers are albino
african endangered rhino

grizzly bear, underwear
turtle necks ive got my share,
berre of poodle it shall reign.

see this cat, twoz my cat,
evening wear of vampire bat....

etc. etc.

As u can tell, i've seen that episode!

Worst...episode...ever.

"Well I'll soon fix that! I'm going on the bender to end all benders!"

OK. I'll try another:

"Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favourites..."

...

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Next: "Hey? What's lucky hooked up to?
"A ventilator, it breathes for him"

"And there was me using my lungs like an Idiot!"

Next:

"Krusty, you can be so cruel when you're sober!"

...

The Iron Monkey wrote:
> "Moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt"
>
> "I'm kind of like Jesus, But not in a sacriligious way"
>
> Next:
>
> Homer says: 'It's like that film with the bus that couldnt go below
> 40mph, I think it was called...."

"... the Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"

Next: "Hey? What's lucky hooked up to?
"A ventilator, it breathes for him"

...

"Moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt"

"I'm kind of like Jesus, But not in a sacriligious way"

Next:

Homer says: 'It's like that film with the bus that couldnt go below 40mph, I think it was called...."

Rainier Wolfcastle wrote:
>
> "No noise, suggests, no bees! To the Bee-Mobile!"

"No noise suggest no bees!"

"There goes one now!"

"To the Bee-Mobile!"

"What? You mean your Chevy?"

"Yes."

NEXT

*Homer wearily sings*

"I'm moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt."