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"Simpsons Quote Game"

Ok, Ok, so it's an unoriginal idea milking other games knocking about, but someone might find it fun... ok, they won't but none the less here goes...

I quote a simpsons line, you finish it off, then start another one!

Let's start with:

"I'm sick of paying the Bear Tax. I pay the Homer Tax!"

what comes next?

Damn it!!! my cpu filtered out the word p o r n.

Oh yeah, here's another good one:

Kent Brockman: ...so to find out, we interveiwed his father, earlier 2day.

(Video of Grandpa)

Grandpa: "My son homer is NOT a communist. he may be a no-good son, a liar, a cheat, a communist, but he is NOT a star."

Senile!!!!

Possum in a bottle wrote:
> HOMER: What if tomorrow i take a shower and I slip on a bar of soap???

It's something like "...Oh my God! I could be killed!".

I think.

Next...

Homer: "...Marge?"

Marge: "Yes Homie?" *Sings Tune* "Doo Doo do do, do do do do doo doo."

...

HOMER: What if tomorrow i take a shower and I slip on a bar of soap???

Here's a cracker!

Homer and Marge hav takn bart 2 the school syciatrist (I no thats spelt rong so dont evn TRY 2 correct me!) b coz he's unhappy @ school (This is after his first week).

(Syciatrist is reading a folder)

Sychiatrist bloke: "Well i h8 2 say it mr and mrs simpson but i do rather think that this is a rather predictable circumstance 2 occur for a child with as many homosexual tendancies as your son"

Marge: "Bart's gay!?!?!?!"

Syciatrist guy: "Bart? oh sorry, wrong file."

He put's folder bak in 2 draw, and we see that on the front of it is the name "Milhouse Vanhoughten"!!!

Luv it!!

Randall_Flagg wrote:
> "I'm voting for Burns' movie."
>
> "Why?"
>
> "Let's just say It moved me. TO A BIGGER HOUSE!"
>
> ...
> "Ah, oh, I just said the quiet part loud and the loud part
> quiet!"
>
> Or somthing like that :-)

Indeed! Now you do the next one... Or anybody do the next one...?

Rainier Wolfcastle wrote:
> "I'm voting for Burns' movie."
>
> "Why?"
>
> "Let's just say It moved me. TO A BIGGER HOUSE!"
>
> ...
"Ah, oh, I just said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet!"

Or somthing like that :-)

Homer has just fallen into the neck of a big tank of toxic gas, thus preventing it from being released into the atmosphere, coz he's so fat that he plugged to tank

Lisa "Well i still think it's ironic that dad was the hero thanks to him being so overweight, whereas a slimmer, fitter man than dad would hav fallen 2 his death!"

Bart "And i find it ironic that 4 once dad's butt PREVENTED the release of toxic ga-"

Marge "Bart!!!"

Classic! :-)

My particular favourite following line:

"A Deer!",
"A Female Deer!"

blahpro wrote:
> Here's a hard one:
>
> "Doh!"

Anyone got it yet! Lol :)