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Hercuneo wakes up, to find a message on his computer screen. It read:
"Wake up neo… oh bagger, er, I mean, Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo gets up and stares blankly at the screen.
"Do you know any cheats for Rogue leader Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo: What? This is even weirder than the film, and no, I don't.
"Oh well, it was worth a try…."
Hercuneo: Er… let's get back to the main part of the story Microchips.
Microchips: yeah, sorry, just tryin' to be funny again.
MorpheRuss: yeah, well, you're not, so bagger off!
Microchips: Yes, I will go off, and what are you doing in here? You don't come in until later!
MorpheRuss: Hey, I'm not the one writing this, you know, you are!
Microchips: Yeah, well, er… bye!
Microchips scampers off!
"Come back Microchips, we need you to write this poor excuse for a spoof"
Hercuneo: Will you shut-up? How can a computer screen talk?
"I am the one, no, wait, you are the one Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo: What? As in the song by the foo fighters?
"Do I really have to explain this anymore?"
Hercuneo: No, you don't.
"Good. Anyway, follow the yellow notable"
Hercuneo: It's supposed to be a white rabbit! Hello? Good, he, or she, or it is gone. Might get somewhere now.
There is a knock at the door. Hercuneo opens it up to see a few Regulars, and a Notable, standing outside.
Hercuneo: Wait there, I have it ready for you.
Random Regular: Good.
Hercuneo: Here it is. Now, give me the money.
Hercuneo hands over a disk, which contains 50 winning GAD entries.
Hercuneo: Pleasure doing business with you.
Random Regular: Likewise, you coming?
Hercuneo: Nah, I'll stay in.
Random Regular gives Hercuneo a nudge in the chest.
Random Regular: *cough* You're supposed to come, like in the film *cough*
Hercuneo: Yeah, well, I'm not a regular kinda guy.
Random Regular: Fine, let's move to the next scene then.
----------------Skips a few minutes----------------
Hercuneo: Hello? Are you there?
MorpheRuss: Good, you're here. I am MorpheRuss, or RM18, but I prefer MorpheRuss. Sit down please.
Hercuneo sits down.
MorepheRuss: I have two choices for you. Take the red pill, and follow the road of Spam, but take the blue pill and you will be re-born…. As a Notable.
Hercuneo ponders over the options, and takes a pill. The screen goes black, and we focus in on the remaining pill. It is red. Hercuneo will be reborn.
----------- Some time later--------------
MorpheRuss: Are you awake Hercuneo?
Hercuneo: Where am I? Why aren't I wearing anything? Why am I stained yellow?
MorpheRuss: You are a notable. Notables are yellow.
Hercuneo: Yeah, but why yellow? I look like I have stained myself with urine.
MorpheRuss: Yes, well, anyway. This is known as the MaGrix.
Hercuneo: Heh- MaGrix. Good one!
Microchips: Hey thanks!
Hercuneo: Can you bagger off! Can't you see I'm busy?
Microchips: Fine, but this isn't the last of me!
MorpheRuss: Anyway, as I was saying, This is the MaGrix. Now follow me.
Hercuneo follows him into a large room with a chair in the middle. Hercuneo sits down.
Hercuneo: What is this chair for?
MorpheRuss: You can learn many things. Lie back please. Now, you may feel some pain.
A tube goes into Hercuneo's neck; he starts to wince in pain. Then he stops.
MorphRuss: You now know the age-old art of anti-Spam. What is anti Spam you ask? Well, I can tell you. It is the process where if you see Spam, you immediately shoot it with an oversized gun, with novelty target sensors.
Hercuneo: Hah! He said Novelty! I luuuuuve Novelty!
MorpheRuss: Yes, well, er, this is a spoof, and, er in a way, er, it is novelty.
*Deadly Silence*
MorpheRuss: Ahem. As I was saying, you now possess the power to shoot Spam with your Gun. What gun you ask? Errmmm… *ponders* ah yes! I know! Have you ever played MegaMan? If you have, you will know that he has a gun on his arm, much like Samus.
Hercuneo: I don't have a gun on my arm…
MorpheRuss: Ah! I knew you would ask this! Well, it pops out when you see Spam and you then can shoot with it.
Hercuneo: Sounds cool to me! I'm outta here! Time to see the forums and protect the world from Spam.
*Hercuneo attempts to fly, fails miserably, and falls 30 stories from the top of a skyscraper. He gets back up, and takes a lift to the forums via SR towers*
Hercuneo: Ah! Spam! I have you now Big_slow!
Big_Slow: Hey, I don't spam, I just talk to my alter ego.
Hercuneo: Ah well, good enough for me!
*Shoots Big_slow with the gun, blowing his head off*
Hercuneo: The forums are once again free from Spam!
Suddenly, and angry mob comes with various posts like "What is da best console evar?" and Hercuneo's favourite, "Console wars- who will win?"
*30 mins pass, Hercuneo dodges the Spam by slowing time down, he shoots a load of spammers, and decides to pull out the big guns: Monkeys, lots and lots of Monkeys! *
Hercuneo: Fly….. er…. Run my pretties, run!
The monkeys run towards the spammers, eating them all up, like, a… er… can of spam!
Hercuneo: Yay! I did it!
Microchips: Told you I'd be back! Feel my wrath!
Hercuneo: Oh, shut up!
He shoots him with his gun
Microchips: Hey, I thought I said to MorpheRuss that the gun could only be used on spammers?!
Hercuneo: But you don't see, I am the one!
Microchips dies, again.
THE END
(The term 'Bagger You' is a trade mark of Badgerman, and should never be said anywhere, or by anyone, without his permission. 'Bagger you' is a copyright of Badgerman industries)
"Wake up neo… oh bagger, er, I mean, Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo gets up and stares blankly at the screen.
"Do you know any cheats for Rogue leader Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo: What? This is even weirder than the film, and no, I don't.
"Oh well, it was worth a try…."
Hercuneo: Er… let's get back to the main part of the story Microchips.
Microchips: yeah, sorry, just tryin' to be funny again.
MorpheRuss: yeah, well, you're not, so bagger off!
Microchips: Yes, I will go off, and what are you doing in here? You don't come in until later!
MorpheRuss: Hey, I'm not the one writing this, you know, you are!
Microchips: Yeah, well, er… bye!
Microchips scampers off!
"Come back Microchips, we need you to write this poor excuse for a spoof"
Hercuneo: Will you shut-up? How can a computer screen talk?
"I am the one, no, wait, you are the one Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo: What? As in the song by the foo fighters?
"Do I really have to explain this anymore?"
Hercuneo: No, you don't.
"Good. Anyway, follow the yellow notable"
Hercuneo: It's supposed to be a white rabbit! Hello? Good, he, or she, or it is gone. Might get somewhere now.
There is a knock at the door. Hercuneo opens it up to see a few Regulars, and a Notable, standing outside.
Hercuneo: Wait there, I have it ready for you.
Random Regular: Good.
Hercuneo: Here it is. Now, give me the money.
Hercuneo hands over a disk, which contains 50 winning GAD entries.
Hercuneo: Pleasure doing business with you.
Random Regular: Likewise, you coming?
Hercuneo: Nah, I'll stay in.
Random Regular gives Hercuneo a nudge in the chest.
Random Regular: *cough* You're supposed to come, like in the film *cough*
Hercuneo: Yeah, well, I'm not a regular kinda guy.
Random Regular: Fine, let's move to the next scene then.
----------------Skips a few minutes----------------
Hercuneo: Hello? Are you there?
MorpheRuss: Good, you're here. I am MorpheRuss, or RM18, but I prefer MorpheRuss. Sit down please.
Hercuneo sits down.
MorepheRuss: I have two choices for you. Take the red pill, and follow the road of Spam, but take the blue pill and you will be re-born…. As a Notable.
Hercuneo ponders over the options, and takes a pill. The screen goes black, and we focus in on the remaining pill. It is red. Hercuneo will be reborn.
----------- Some time later--------------
MorpheRuss: Are you awake Hercuneo?
Hercuneo: Where am I? Why aren't I wearing anything? Why am I stained yellow?
MorpheRuss: You are a notable. Notables are yellow.
Hercuneo: Yeah, but why yellow? I look like I have stained myself with urine.
MorpheRuss: Yes, well, anyway. This is known as the MaGrix.
Hercuneo: Heh- MaGrix. Good one!
Microchips: Hey thanks!
Hercuneo: Can you bagger off! Can't you see I'm busy?
Microchips: Fine, but this isn't the last of me!
MorpheRuss: Anyway, as I was saying, This is the MaGrix. Now follow me.
Hercuneo follows him into a large room with a chair in the middle. Hercuneo sits down.
Hercuneo: What is this chair for?
MorpheRuss: You can learn many things. Lie back please. Now, you may feel some pain.
A tube goes into Hercuneo's neck; he starts to wince in pain. Then he stops.
MorphRuss: You now know the age-old art of anti-Spam. What is anti Spam you ask? Well, I can tell you. It is the process where if you see Spam, you immediately shoot it with an oversized gun, with novelty target sensors.
Hercuneo: Hah! He said Novelty! I luuuuuve Novelty!
MorpheRuss: Yes, well, er, this is a spoof, and, er in a way, er, it is novelty.
*Deadly Silence*
MorpheRuss: Ahem. As I was saying, you now possess the power to shoot Spam with your Gun. What gun you ask? Errmmm… *ponders* ah yes! I know! Have you ever played MegaMan? If you have, you will know that he has a gun on his arm, much like Samus.
Hercuneo: I don't have a gun on my arm…
MorpheRuss: Ah! I knew you would ask this! Well, it pops out when you see Spam and you then can shoot with it.
Hercuneo: Sounds cool to me! I'm outta here! Time to see the forums and protect the world from Spam.
*Hercuneo attempts to fly, fails miserably, and falls 30 stories from the top of a skyscraper. He gets back up, and takes a lift to the forums via SR towers*
Hercuneo: Ah! Spam! I have you now Big_slow!
Big_Slow: Hey, I don't spam, I just talk to my alter ego.
Hercuneo: Ah well, good enough for me!
*Shoots Big_slow with the gun, blowing his head off*
Hercuneo: The forums are once again free from Spam!
Suddenly, and angry mob comes with various posts like "What is da best console evar?" and Hercuneo's favourite, "Console wars- who will win?"
*30 mins pass, Hercuneo dodges the Spam by slowing time down, he shoots a load of spammers, and decides to pull out the big guns: Monkeys, lots and lots of Monkeys! *
Hercuneo: Fly….. er…. Run my pretties, run!
The monkeys run towards the spammers, eating them all up, like, a… er… can of spam!
Hercuneo: Yay! I did it!
Microchips: Told you I'd be back! Feel my wrath!
Hercuneo: Oh, shut up!
He shoots him with his gun
Microchips: Hey, I thought I said to MorpheRuss that the gun could only be used on spammers?!
Hercuneo: But you don't see, I am the one!
Microchips dies, again.
THE END
(The term 'Bagger You' is a trade mark of Badgerman, and should never be said anywhere, or by anyone, without his permission. 'Bagger you' is a copyright of Badgerman industries)
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Hercules! wrote:
> Heheheh, cool!
>
> Very good, very good.
> Nice one.
> :D
Thanks Hercules! Was it worth the wait?
> Heheheh, cool!
>
> Very good, very good.
> Nice one.
> :D
Thanks Hercules! Was it worth the wait?
Heheheh, cool!
Very good, very good.
Nice one.
:D
Very good, very good.
Nice one.
:D
Hercuneo wakes up, to find a message on his computer screen. It read:
"Wake up neo… oh bagger, er, I mean, Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo gets up and stares blankly at the screen.
"Do you know any cheats for Rogue leader Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo: What? This is even weirder than the film, and no, I don't.
"Oh well, it was worth a try…."
Hercuneo: Er… let's get back to the main part of the story Microchips.
Microchips: yeah, sorry, just tryin' to be funny again.
MorpheRuss: yeah, well, you're not, so bagger off!
Microchips: Yes, I will go off, and what are you doing in here? You don't come in until later!
MorpheRuss: Hey, I'm not the one writing this, you know, you are!
Microchips: Yeah, well, er… bye!
Microchips scampers off!
"Come back Microchips, we need you to write this poor excuse for a spoof"
Hercuneo: Will you shut-up? How can a computer screen talk?
"I am the one, no, wait, you are the one Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo: What? As in the song by the foo fighters?
"Do I really have to explain this anymore?"
Hercuneo: No, you don't.
"Good. Anyway, follow the yellow notable"
Hercuneo: It's supposed to be a white rabbit! Hello? Good, he, or she, or it is gone. Might get somewhere now.
There is a knock at the door. Hercuneo opens it up to see a few Regulars, and a Notable, standing outside.
Hercuneo: Wait there, I have it ready for you.
Random Regular: Good.
Hercuneo: Here it is. Now, give me the money.
Hercuneo hands over a disk, which contains 50 winning GAD entries.
Hercuneo: Pleasure doing business with you.
Random Regular: Likewise, you coming?
Hercuneo: Nah, I'll stay in.
Random Regular gives Hercuneo a nudge in the chest.
Random Regular: *cough* You're supposed to come, like in the film *cough*
Hercuneo: Yeah, well, I'm not a regular kinda guy.
Random Regular: Fine, let's move to the next scene then.
----------------Skips a few minutes----------------
Hercuneo: Hello? Are you there?
MorpheRuss: Good, you're here. I am MorpheRuss, or RM18, but I prefer MorpheRuss. Sit down please.
Hercuneo sits down.
MorepheRuss: I have two choices for you. Take the red pill, and follow the road of Spam, but take the blue pill and you will be re-born…. As a Notable.
Hercuneo ponders over the options, and takes a pill. The screen goes black, and we focus in on the remaining pill. It is red. Hercuneo will be reborn.
----------- Some time later--------------
MorpheRuss: Are you awake Hercuneo?
Hercuneo: Where am I? Why aren't I wearing anything? Why am I stained yellow?
MorpheRuss: You are a notable. Notables are yellow.
Hercuneo: Yeah, but why yellow? I look like I have stained myself with urine.
MorpheRuss: Yes, well, anyway. This is known as the MaGrix.
Hercuneo: Heh- MaGrix. Good one!
Microchips: Hey thanks!
Hercuneo: Can you bagger off! Can't you see I'm busy?
Microchips: Fine, but this isn't the last of me!
MorpheRuss: Anyway, as I was saying, This is the MaGrix. Now follow me.
Hercuneo follows him into a large room with a chair in the middle. Hercuneo sits down.
Hercuneo: What is this chair for?
MorpheRuss: You can learn many things. Lie back please. Now, you may feel some pain.
A tube goes into Hercuneo's neck; he starts to wince in pain. Then he stops.
MorphRuss: You now know the age-old art of anti-Spam. What is anti Spam you ask? Well, I can tell you. It is the process where if you see Spam, you immediately shoot it with an oversized gun, with novelty target sensors.
Hercuneo: Hah! He said Novelty! I luuuuuve Novelty!
MorpheRuss: Yes, well, er, this is a spoof, and, er in a way, er, it is novelty.
*Deadly Silence*
MorpheRuss: Ahem. As I was saying, you now possess the power to shoot Spam with your Gun. What gun you ask? Errmmm… *ponders* ah yes! I know! Have you ever played MegaMan? If you have, you will know that he has a gun on his arm, much like Samus.
Hercuneo: I don't have a gun on my arm…
MorpheRuss: Ah! I knew you would ask this! Well, it pops out when you see Spam and you then can shoot with it.
Hercuneo: Sounds cool to me! I'm outta here! Time to see the forums and protect the world from Spam.
*Hercuneo attempts to fly, fails miserably, and falls 30 stories from the top of a skyscraper. He gets back up, and takes a lift to the forums via SR towers*
Hercuneo: Ah! Spam! I have you now Big_slow!
Big_Slow: Hey, I don't spam, I just talk to my alter ego.
Hercuneo: Ah well, good enough for me!
*Shoots Big_slow with the gun, blowing his head off*
Hercuneo: The forums are once again free from Spam!
Suddenly, and angry mob comes with various posts like "What is da best console evar?" and Hercuneo's favourite, "Console wars- who will win?"
*30 mins pass, Hercuneo dodges the Spam by slowing time down, he shoots a load of spammers, and decides to pull out the big guns: Monkeys, lots and lots of Monkeys! *
Hercuneo: Fly….. er…. Run my pretties, run!
The monkeys run towards the spammers, eating them all up, like, a… er… can of spam!
Hercuneo: Yay! I did it!
Microchips: Told you I'd be back! Feel my wrath!
Hercuneo: Oh, shut up!
He shoots him with his gun
Microchips: Hey, I thought I said to MorpheRuss that the gun could only be used on spammers?!
Hercuneo: But you don't see, I am the one!
Microchips dies, again.
THE END
(The term 'Bagger You' is a trade mark of Badgerman, and should never be said anywhere, or by anyone, without his permission. 'Bagger you' is a copyright of Badgerman industries)
"Wake up neo… oh bagger, er, I mean, Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo gets up and stares blankly at the screen.
"Do you know any cheats for Rogue leader Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo: What? This is even weirder than the film, and no, I don't.
"Oh well, it was worth a try…."
Hercuneo: Er… let's get back to the main part of the story Microchips.
Microchips: yeah, sorry, just tryin' to be funny again.
MorpheRuss: yeah, well, you're not, so bagger off!
Microchips: Yes, I will go off, and what are you doing in here? You don't come in until later!
MorpheRuss: Hey, I'm not the one writing this, you know, you are!
Microchips: Yeah, well, er… bye!
Microchips scampers off!
"Come back Microchips, we need you to write this poor excuse for a spoof"
Hercuneo: Will you shut-up? How can a computer screen talk?
"I am the one, no, wait, you are the one Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo: What? As in the song by the foo fighters?
"Do I really have to explain this anymore?"
Hercuneo: No, you don't.
"Good. Anyway, follow the yellow notable"
Hercuneo: It's supposed to be a white rabbit! Hello? Good, he, or she, or it is gone. Might get somewhere now.
There is a knock at the door. Hercuneo opens it up to see a few Regulars, and a Notable, standing outside.
Hercuneo: Wait there, I have it ready for you.
Random Regular: Good.
Hercuneo: Here it is. Now, give me the money.
Hercuneo hands over a disk, which contains 50 winning GAD entries.
Hercuneo: Pleasure doing business with you.
Random Regular: Likewise, you coming?
Hercuneo: Nah, I'll stay in.
Random Regular gives Hercuneo a nudge in the chest.
Random Regular: *cough* You're supposed to come, like in the film *cough*
Hercuneo: Yeah, well, I'm not a regular kinda guy.
Random Regular: Fine, let's move to the next scene then.
----------------Skips a few minutes----------------
Hercuneo: Hello? Are you there?
MorpheRuss: Good, you're here. I am MorpheRuss, or RM18, but I prefer MorpheRuss. Sit down please.
Hercuneo sits down.
MorepheRuss: I have two choices for you. Take the red pill, and follow the road of Spam, but take the blue pill and you will be re-born…. As a Notable.
Hercuneo ponders over the options, and takes a pill. The screen goes black, and we focus in on the remaining pill. It is red. Hercuneo will be reborn.
----------- Some time later--------------
MorpheRuss: Are you awake Hercuneo?
Hercuneo: Where am I? Why aren't I wearing anything? Why am I stained yellow?
MorpheRuss: You are a notable. Notables are yellow.
Hercuneo: Yeah, but why yellow? I look like I have stained myself with urine.
MorpheRuss: Yes, well, anyway. This is known as the MaGrix.
Hercuneo: Heh- MaGrix. Good one!
Microchips: Hey thanks!
Hercuneo: Can you bagger off! Can't you see I'm busy?
Microchips: Fine, but this isn't the last of me!
MorpheRuss: Anyway, as I was saying, This is the MaGrix. Now follow me.
Hercuneo follows him into a large room with a chair in the middle. Hercuneo sits down.
Hercuneo: What is this chair for?
MorpheRuss: You can learn many things. Lie back please. Now, you may feel some pain.
A tube goes into Hercuneo's neck; he starts to wince in pain. Then he stops.
MorphRuss: You now know the age-old art of anti-Spam. What is anti Spam you ask? Well, I can tell you. It is the process where if you see Spam, you immediately shoot it with an oversized gun, with novelty target sensors.
Hercuneo: Hah! He said Novelty! I luuuuuve Novelty!
MorpheRuss: Yes, well, er, this is a spoof, and, er in a way, er, it is novelty.
*Deadly Silence*
MorpheRuss: Ahem. As I was saying, you now possess the power to shoot Spam with your Gun. What gun you ask? Errmmm… *ponders* ah yes! I know! Have you ever played MegaMan? If you have, you will know that he has a gun on his arm, much like Samus.
Hercuneo: I don't have a gun on my arm…
MorpheRuss: Ah! I knew you would ask this! Well, it pops out when you see Spam and you then can shoot with it.
Hercuneo: Sounds cool to me! I'm outta here! Time to see the forums and protect the world from Spam.
*Hercuneo attempts to fly, fails miserably, and falls 30 stories from the top of a skyscraper. He gets back up, and takes a lift to the forums via SR towers*
Hercuneo: Ah! Spam! I have you now Big_slow!
Big_Slow: Hey, I don't spam, I just talk to my alter ego.
Hercuneo: Ah well, good enough for me!
*Shoots Big_slow with the gun, blowing his head off*
Hercuneo: The forums are once again free from Spam!
Suddenly, and angry mob comes with various posts like "What is da best console evar?" and Hercuneo's favourite, "Console wars- who will win?"
*30 mins pass, Hercuneo dodges the Spam by slowing time down, he shoots a load of spammers, and decides to pull out the big guns: Monkeys, lots and lots of Monkeys! *
Hercuneo: Fly….. er…. Run my pretties, run!
The monkeys run towards the spammers, eating them all up, like, a… er… can of spam!
Hercuneo: Yay! I did it!
Microchips: Told you I'd be back! Feel my wrath!
Hercuneo: Oh, shut up!
He shoots him with his gun
Microchips: Hey, I thought I said to MorpheRuss that the gun could only be used on spammers?!
Hercuneo: But you don't see, I am the one!
Microchips dies, again.
THE END
(The term 'Bagger You' is a trade mark of Badgerman, and should never be said anywhere, or by anyone, without his permission. 'Bagger you' is a copyright of Badgerman industries)
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