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Hercuneo wakes up, to find a message on his computer screen. It read:
"Wake up neo… oh bagger, er, I mean, Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo gets up and stares blankly at the screen.
"Do you know any cheats for Rogue leader Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo: What? This is even weirder than the film, and no, I don't.
"Oh well, it was worth a try…."
Hercuneo: Er… let's get back to the main part of the story Microchips.
Microchips: yeah, sorry, just tryin' to be funny again.
MorpheRuss: yeah, well, you're not, so bagger off!
Microchips: Yes, I will go off, and what are you doing in here? You don't come in until later!
MorpheRuss: Hey, I'm not the one writing this, you know, you are!
Microchips: Yeah, well, er… bye!
Microchips scampers off!
"Come back Microchips, we need you to write this poor excuse for a spoof"
Hercuneo: Will you shut-up? How can a computer screen talk?
"I am the one, no, wait, you are the one Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo: What? As in the song by the foo fighters?
"Do I really have to explain this anymore?"
Hercuneo: No, you don't.
"Good. Anyway, follow the yellow notable"
Hercuneo: It's supposed to be a white rabbit! Hello? Good, he, or she, or it is gone. Might get somewhere now.
There is a knock at the door. Hercuneo opens it up to see a few Regulars, and a Notable, standing outside.
Hercuneo: Wait there, I have it ready for you.
Random Regular: Good.
Hercuneo: Here it is. Now, give me the money.
Hercuneo hands over a disk, which contains 50 winning GAD entries.
Hercuneo: Pleasure doing business with you.
Random Regular: Likewise, you coming?
Hercuneo: Nah, I'll stay in.
Random Regular gives Hercuneo a nudge in the chest.
Random Regular: *cough* You're supposed to come, like in the film *cough*
Hercuneo: Yeah, well, I'm not a regular kinda guy.
Random Regular: Fine, let's move to the next scene then.
----------------Skips a few minutes----------------
Hercuneo: Hello? Are you there?
MorpheRuss: Good, you're here. I am MorpheRuss, or RM18, but I prefer MorpheRuss. Sit down please.
Hercuneo sits down.
MorepheRuss: I have two choices for you. Take the red pill, and follow the road of Spam, but take the blue pill and you will be re-born…. As a Notable.
Hercuneo ponders over the options, and takes a pill. The screen goes black, and we focus in on the remaining pill. It is red. Hercuneo will be reborn.
----------- Some time later--------------
MorpheRuss: Are you awake Hercuneo?
Hercuneo: Where am I? Why aren't I wearing anything? Why am I stained yellow?
MorpheRuss: You are a notable. Notables are yellow.
Hercuneo: Yeah, but why yellow? I look like I have stained myself with urine.
MorpheRuss: Yes, well, anyway. This is known as the MaGrix.
Hercuneo: Heh- MaGrix. Good one!
Microchips: Hey thanks!
Hercuneo: Can you bagger off! Can't you see I'm busy?
Microchips: Fine, but this isn't the last of me!
MorpheRuss: Anyway, as I was saying, This is the MaGrix. Now follow me.
Hercuneo follows him into a large room with a chair in the middle. Hercuneo sits down.
Hercuneo: What is this chair for?
MorpheRuss: You can learn many things. Lie back please. Now, you may feel some pain.
A tube goes into Hercuneo's neck; he starts to wince in pain. Then he stops.
MorphRuss: You now know the age-old art of anti-Spam. What is anti Spam you ask? Well, I can tell you. It is the process where if you see Spam, you immediately shoot it with an oversized gun, with novelty target sensors.
Hercuneo: Hah! He said Novelty! I luuuuuve Novelty!
MorpheRuss: Yes, well, er, this is a spoof, and, er in a way, er, it is novelty.
*Deadly Silence*
MorpheRuss: Ahem. As I was saying, you now possess the power to shoot Spam with your Gun. What gun you ask? Errmmm… *ponders* ah yes! I know! Have you ever played MegaMan? If you have, you will know that he has a gun on his arm, much like Samus.
Hercuneo: I don't have a gun on my arm…
MorpheRuss: Ah! I knew you would ask this! Well, it pops out when you see Spam and you then can shoot with it.
Hercuneo: Sounds cool to me! I'm outta here! Time to see the forums and protect the world from Spam.
*Hercuneo attempts to fly, fails miserably, and falls 30 stories from the top of a skyscraper. He gets back up, and takes a lift to the forums via SR towers*
Hercuneo: Ah! Spam! I have you now Big_slow!
Big_Slow: Hey, I don't spam, I just talk to my alter ego.
Hercuneo: Ah well, good enough for me!
*Shoots Big_slow with the gun, blowing his head off*
Hercuneo: The forums are once again free from Spam!
Suddenly, and angry mob comes with various posts like "What is da best console evar?" and Hercuneo's favourite, "Console wars- who will win?"
*30 mins pass, Hercuneo dodges the Spam by slowing time down, he shoots a load of spammers, and decides to pull out the big guns: Monkeys, lots and lots of Monkeys! *
Hercuneo: Fly….. er…. Run my pretties, run!
The monkeys run towards the spammers, eating them all up, like, a… er… can of spam!
Hercuneo: Yay! I did it!
Microchips: Told you I'd be back! Feel my wrath!
Hercuneo: Oh, shut up!
He shoots him with his gun
Microchips: Hey, I thought I said to MorpheRuss that the gun could only be used on spammers?!
Hercuneo: But you don't see, I am the one!
Microchips dies, again.
THE END
(The term 'Bagger You' is a trade mark of Badgerman, and should never be said anywhere, or by anyone, without his permission. 'Bagger you' is a copyright of Badgerman industries)
"Wake up neo… oh bagger, er, I mean, Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo gets up and stares blankly at the screen.
"Do you know any cheats for Rogue leader Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo: What? This is even weirder than the film, and no, I don't.
"Oh well, it was worth a try…."
Hercuneo: Er… let's get back to the main part of the story Microchips.
Microchips: yeah, sorry, just tryin' to be funny again.
MorpheRuss: yeah, well, you're not, so bagger off!
Microchips: Yes, I will go off, and what are you doing in here? You don't come in until later!
MorpheRuss: Hey, I'm not the one writing this, you know, you are!
Microchips: Yeah, well, er… bye!
Microchips scampers off!
"Come back Microchips, we need you to write this poor excuse for a spoof"
Hercuneo: Will you shut-up? How can a computer screen talk?
"I am the one, no, wait, you are the one Hercuneo…"
Hercuneo: What? As in the song by the foo fighters?
"Do I really have to explain this anymore?"
Hercuneo: No, you don't.
"Good. Anyway, follow the yellow notable"
Hercuneo: It's supposed to be a white rabbit! Hello? Good, he, or she, or it is gone. Might get somewhere now.
There is a knock at the door. Hercuneo opens it up to see a few Regulars, and a Notable, standing outside.
Hercuneo: Wait there, I have it ready for you.
Random Regular: Good.
Hercuneo: Here it is. Now, give me the money.
Hercuneo hands over a disk, which contains 50 winning GAD entries.
Hercuneo: Pleasure doing business with you.
Random Regular: Likewise, you coming?
Hercuneo: Nah, I'll stay in.
Random Regular gives Hercuneo a nudge in the chest.
Random Regular: *cough* You're supposed to come, like in the film *cough*
Hercuneo: Yeah, well, I'm not a regular kinda guy.
Random Regular: Fine, let's move to the next scene then.
----------------Skips a few minutes----------------
Hercuneo: Hello? Are you there?
MorpheRuss: Good, you're here. I am MorpheRuss, or RM18, but I prefer MorpheRuss. Sit down please.
Hercuneo sits down.
MorepheRuss: I have two choices for you. Take the red pill, and follow the road of Spam, but take the blue pill and you will be re-born…. As a Notable.
Hercuneo ponders over the options, and takes a pill. The screen goes black, and we focus in on the remaining pill. It is red. Hercuneo will be reborn.
----------- Some time later--------------
MorpheRuss: Are you awake Hercuneo?
Hercuneo: Where am I? Why aren't I wearing anything? Why am I stained yellow?
MorpheRuss: You are a notable. Notables are yellow.
Hercuneo: Yeah, but why yellow? I look like I have stained myself with urine.
MorpheRuss: Yes, well, anyway. This is known as the MaGrix.
Hercuneo: Heh- MaGrix. Good one!
Microchips: Hey thanks!
Hercuneo: Can you bagger off! Can't you see I'm busy?
Microchips: Fine, but this isn't the last of me!
MorpheRuss: Anyway, as I was saying, This is the MaGrix. Now follow me.
Hercuneo follows him into a large room with a chair in the middle. Hercuneo sits down.
Hercuneo: What is this chair for?
MorpheRuss: You can learn many things. Lie back please. Now, you may feel some pain.
A tube goes into Hercuneo's neck; he starts to wince in pain. Then he stops.
MorphRuss: You now know the age-old art of anti-Spam. What is anti Spam you ask? Well, I can tell you. It is the process where if you see Spam, you immediately shoot it with an oversized gun, with novelty target sensors.
Hercuneo: Hah! He said Novelty! I luuuuuve Novelty!
MorpheRuss: Yes, well, er, this is a spoof, and, er in a way, er, it is novelty.
*Deadly Silence*
MorpheRuss: Ahem. As I was saying, you now possess the power to shoot Spam with your Gun. What gun you ask? Errmmm… *ponders* ah yes! I know! Have you ever played MegaMan? If you have, you will know that he has a gun on his arm, much like Samus.
Hercuneo: I don't have a gun on my arm…
MorpheRuss: Ah! I knew you would ask this! Well, it pops out when you see Spam and you then can shoot with it.
Hercuneo: Sounds cool to me! I'm outta here! Time to see the forums and protect the world from Spam.
*Hercuneo attempts to fly, fails miserably, and falls 30 stories from the top of a skyscraper. He gets back up, and takes a lift to the forums via SR towers*
Hercuneo: Ah! Spam! I have you now Big_slow!
Big_Slow: Hey, I don't spam, I just talk to my alter ego.
Hercuneo: Ah well, good enough for me!
*Shoots Big_slow with the gun, blowing his head off*
Hercuneo: The forums are once again free from Spam!
Suddenly, and angry mob comes with various posts like "What is da best console evar?" and Hercuneo's favourite, "Console wars- who will win?"
*30 mins pass, Hercuneo dodges the Spam by slowing time down, he shoots a load of spammers, and decides to pull out the big guns: Monkeys, lots and lots of Monkeys! *
Hercuneo: Fly….. er…. Run my pretties, run!
The monkeys run towards the spammers, eating them all up, like, a… er… can of spam!
Hercuneo: Yay! I did it!
Microchips: Told you I'd be back! Feel my wrath!
Hercuneo: Oh, shut up!
He shoots him with his gun
Microchips: Hey, I thought I said to MorpheRuss that the gun could only be used on spammers?!
Hercuneo: But you don't see, I am the one!
Microchips dies, again.
THE END
(The term 'Bagger You' is a trade mark of Badgerman, and should never be said anywhere, or by anyone, without his permission. 'Bagger you' is a copyright of Badgerman industries)
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Heh- thanks Badgerman. Going by previous experiances, i thought I should credit it to you...
:D
:D
Microchips wrote:
> MorpheRuss: yeah, well, you're not, so bagger off!
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What the fook? Must check to see if he has credited me, if he hasn't... it'll be time to bust-a-cap-in-yo-ass
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> (The term 'Bagger You' is a trade mark of Badgerman, and should never
> be said anywhere, or by anyone, without his permission. 'Bagger you'
> is a copyright of Badgerman industries)
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Hoo Har, You are a good one. Great spoof, it's a pity that I'm at the back of the list :D
> MorpheRuss: yeah, well, you're not, so bagger off!
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What the fook? Must check to see if he has credited me, if he hasn't... it'll be time to bust-a-cap-in-yo-ass
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> (The term 'Bagger You' is a trade mark of Badgerman, and should never
> be said anywhere, or by anyone, without his permission. 'Bagger you'
> is a copyright of Badgerman industries)
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Hoo Har, You are a good one. Great spoof, it's a pity that I'm at the back of the list :D
Hey, dont worry Russ, when all the Mini spoofs are up, i will put them into one thread, so if people missed them, or would like to read them again, they get the chance, and i will put your name in the sub-title there.
If you like Russ, I can put you in another mini spoof, but only briefly- and it can contain you in the title too...
If you like Russ, I can put you in another mini spoof, but only briefly- and it can contain you in the title too...
*runs faster*
AAARRRGGGHHHH he's catching me up!
"Please don't hurt me Mister Russel please sir!........ i'm only a kid!"
*runs off again*
:D
AAARRRGGGHHHH he's catching me up!
"Please don't hurt me Mister Russel please sir!........ i'm only a kid!"
*runs off again*
:D
Hercules! wrote:
> *runs*
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You better!
> *runs*
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You better!
I asked him when mine was going to be done and he suggested him doing both of our spoofs all in one.
Thats why your in it.
The reason for why it is MY mini spoof and theres no mention to you in the title......... *cough* coz im better *cough*
:D
*runs*
Thats why your in it.
The reason for why it is MY mini spoof and theres no mention to you in the title......... *cough* coz im better *cough*
:D
*runs*
Excellent!
Just one problem...why is this not called 'RM18 -The mini spoof'?
I think I at least warrant a mention in the title, you never know, it might bring the punters in...
:D
Just one problem...why is this not called 'RM18 -The mini spoof'?
I think I at least warrant a mention in the title, you never know, it might bring the punters in...
:D
Yes, very good, was worth the wait.
:D
:D
Thanks, and no, you are not the random regular, but expect to make an appearance...
:)
:)
I don't suppose that I'm the Regular...
Good story anyway!
:)
Good story anyway!
:)
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