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"Worst bus journey ever."

MY last two bus journeys have been a nightmare. The last i had to listen to geeks discussing how the ram output on thier computer effected the hard drive over haul running donkey etc etc. In the most annoying voices i've ever heard.
The one before a tramp puked every where. Nice. They don't let people eat/drink on the bus so why let tramps that stink and throw up every where on? with there dog?

Which do you consider the worst and why:

1) a tramps vomit
2)Geeks that can't shut up about bloody windows.

I'm undecided. The tramp was prety bad but at least i could ignore him. But the geeks were sitting right behind me.

The movement of the bus could've easily moved the puke in your direction, where it could've stained your shoes.

The tramps vomit is easy the worst, the smell of sick is just so bad, it makes me want to be sick.

lol, a vaugely amusing misinterpretation... damn i'm so bored...
slik ~_~

Sorry mate.

Jimmy Duck wrote:
> I not going into computers, as there more money to be had learning a
> trade.

?
I meant commute to work... as in take a train to London and work there, and be stuck on the trains for the rest of my life...

My younger brother vomited all over me in a bus last summer, it was not a pretty sight (or smell!), and the fact that it was a really hot day didn't help the whiffy odour!
We were so near our destination, but he couldn't hold it in for two more minutes!
He's never really been a very good car/bus traveller, as he's often a bit vulnerable to vomit on a journey, I used to have the same problem with travel sickness, but since that fateful bus journey, i've never sat next to him in a car/train/bus.

I not going into computers, as there more money to be had learning a trade.

Jimmy Duck wrote:
> I take it you ride the train a lot man, you go to work/school on it?

Ja, school.
I'll probably end up a commuter or something too.

I take it you ride the train a lot man, you go to work/school on it?

Train journeys can be stranger.

You get the typical guy that runs down the carriage, chased by ticket collectors. Sometimes a guy even tells you to help him.

One told my friend, can you watch that way for a ticket collector while I watch that way? He told him not to mess him around. (used the F word somewhere in there :))

Then we had the guy who pretended to be asleep when a ticket collector came. He only woke up when the ticket collector told him he was going to phone the police.

Another time we had a guy who walked past some ticket collectors and hadn't paid. They grabbed him and held him back and he swore at them.

Once a tramp was going up and down the carriage lifting up seats lookign for money under them.

That same day, I had a woman come up to me and ask if she could quote the bible to which I told her I was a Christian. Don't you just hate the way they assume you are not?

But they can be fun sometimes. One time my mate forgot his ticket THREE times in a row, and for those three days a ticket collector came - the SAME one. First day he said ok, don't forget it again, second day he said you are pushing it, third day he said you are taking the pee basically and fined him.

Oh and once a couple went in the toilets and emerged 10 minutes later.. mm.