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> Me.
> I have boobs.
> It makes sense.
ill probably vote Mystique as shes female aswell.
> Me.
> I have boobs.
> It makes sense.
*
I could write one million words on the wonders of meaty gameplay & immersive gameworlds and Mystique comes along with the "boobs campaign" and in an instant I pale into insignificance.
> Vote for me because I write spoofs and guides which everyone loves
And because if we don't, you'll crush us between your huge biceps, before using us as a punchbag in your boxing training ;)
> 1 less vote for u then!
Well its not like I have a huge list of people voting for me anyway so one less won't make much difference. The others can fight over you.
I have boobs.
It makes sense.
> I've already done 2 topics in Fog chat and the X-Box forum so I'm not
> gonna re-write it in here.
1 less vote for u then!
> Vote for me because I embellish the forums with exquisite passages of
> writing such as:
>
> *Peculiarity is the heartbeat of gaming. From the surreal sunshine
> wonderlands of Mario and Sonic, to the first person edge-of-the-seat
> intensity of Halo, to the hypnotic, colour-bursting webs of Rez. When
> you step back, what a strange and fantastic pastime this gaming lark
> is. Dynamic, unrealistic and lightly twisted gameplay is what always
> works best. Celebrate the Peculiar Heart.*
>
> I also like to play guessing-games with trembling old longbeards on
> precarious ledges. Who else can say they do that?
thats good too!