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To my reckoning, there are 47 things there need to be plenty more of in video-games. If you feel I have omitted anything, please feel free to add your contribution to this utterly, utterly essential database.
1)Porn
2)Roller-coasters/fairground rides
3)Motorbikes with sidecars
4)Flying people
5)Transformers/He-Man/Thundercats/MASK type things
6)A-Team/Airwolf/Street Hawk/Knight Rider type things
7)References to Dale Winton
8)Mini game in game things (like Hang-On in Shenmue)
9)Cheeses (possibly satisfied by no.12)
10)Digitised spleen/motion-captured brain explosions
11)Tobacco products, especially pipes
12)Lesser known sports eg kabadi or cheese-rolling
13)Silly, or unwieldy peripherals
14)Copies of GTA3
15)Decent Simpsons franchises
16)hip-hop soundtracks
17)Insects (MrMoskeeto on the PS2 looks good though...)
18)Cowboys & Native Americans
19)Shoot 'em ups set in schools
20)Multi-multi player modes ie 4+
21)Disabled people (wheelchairs, prosthetics, blind people...)
22)Swear words
23)Create-a-character modes
24)Online modes
25)Sharks
26)Tree-hugging, whale-humping, cabbage-snogging hippies
27)Black cabs
28)Massive power-tools: chainsaws, drills, welders...
29)Pikeys with small hands
30)Game character voice-overs in a strong Brummie/Cornwall/Swansea accent
31)Characters with dungarees
32)Hearses
33)Monkeys (nope, there still aren't enough)
34)Special Moves that take over an hour to perform
35)Alternative ending-sequences
36)Add-ons and worthwhile patches
37)Glo-sticks
38)Scalpels and other assorted surgical instruments
39)Shopping-trollies
40)Totally non-linear gameplay
41)Arcade stick compatability
42)Rippley water-type effects
43)Cel-shaded celebrities
44)Settings in the Caribbean
45)Games with big 3d glasses (remember Space Harrier?)
46)Cavemen
47)Co-operative multiplayer modes
1)Porn
2)Roller-coasters/fairground rides
3)Motorbikes with sidecars
4)Flying people
5)Transformers/He-Man/Thundercats/MASK type things
6)A-Team/Airwolf/Street Hawk/Knight Rider type things
7)References to Dale Winton
8)Mini game in game things (like Hang-On in Shenmue)
9)Cheeses (possibly satisfied by no.12)
10)Digitised spleen/motion-captured brain explosions
11)Tobacco products, especially pipes
12)Lesser known sports eg kabadi or cheese-rolling
13)Silly, or unwieldy peripherals
14)Copies of GTA3
15)Decent Simpsons franchises
16)hip-hop soundtracks
17)Insects (MrMoskeeto on the PS2 looks good though...)
18)Cowboys & Native Americans
19)Shoot 'em ups set in schools
20)Multi-multi player modes ie 4+
21)Disabled people (wheelchairs, prosthetics, blind people...)
22)Swear words
23)Create-a-character modes
24)Online modes
25)Sharks
26)Tree-hugging, whale-humping, cabbage-snogging hippies
27)Black cabs
28)Massive power-tools: chainsaws, drills, welders...
29)Pikeys with small hands
30)Game character voice-overs in a strong Brummie/Cornwall/Swansea accent
31)Characters with dungarees
32)Hearses
33)Monkeys (nope, there still aren't enough)
34)Special Moves that take over an hour to perform
35)Alternative ending-sequences
36)Add-ons and worthwhile patches
37)Glo-sticks
38)Scalpels and other assorted surgical instruments
39)Shopping-trollies
40)Totally non-linear gameplay
41)Arcade stick compatability
42)Rippley water-type effects
43)Cel-shaded celebrities
44)Settings in the Caribbean
45)Games with big 3d glasses (remember Space Harrier?)
46)Cavemen
47)Co-operative multiplayer modes
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Pretzels
Old ladys with bricks in their handbags that chase you
Sausage Dogs
Fred Basset
Mysterious appearances by gurus, genies, solid snake, and the pope
Cows
Turkeys
Aliens
Old ladys with bricks in their handbags that chase you
Sausage Dogs
Fred Basset
Mysterious appearances by gurus, genies, solid snake, and the pope
Cows
Turkeys
Aliens
how bout sand paper must have more sand paper.
foreign people begging old people with guns for mercy.
StuffCrust pizza?
Good, good. The list is begining to take shape.
Once it reaches 150 of things needed to make a perfect game, I'll send it off to the biggest name's in the business (3DO mainly). To which we can all reap in the rewards.
Once it reaches 150 of things needed to make a perfect game, I'll send it off to the biggest name's in the business (3DO mainly). To which we can all reap in the rewards.
and cats being eaten by the sharks in a bloody matter
Lots of Sharks in platformers.
Retard boy wrote:
> wot about lino flooring and hot dog vendors?
> or paperboys u have 2 prevent from duin there job with the help of a
> chihuaha and an uzi
this wuld make a good tv series
> wot about lino flooring and hot dog vendors?
> or paperboys u have 2 prevent from duin there job with the help of a
> chihuaha and an uzi
this wuld make a good tv series
wow i would add nothing to that list its perfect. if a game ever came out with all of those i would die as soon as it came out
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