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Sat 11/05/02 at 18:28
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(most of this spoofage is from CBFD)

Mario and luigi sat at the bar in their stained overalls, with their ridiculously large beer mugs, mumbling to peppy, who was bored out of his mind...
"so thats whats wrong with new deliware..." mario muttered.
"mario, you're so full of yourself, i outta..." accused luigi, who then took a blind swipe at mario, and fell off his chair.
"any way" mario started, moving on to a completely different story.
"it all starded along, long time ago. *background goes all wavy, but mario has not gone blurry yet. he bangs on the screen, and dissapears with a "Shooopi!"

**********************please read carefully*******************************

This is not a finacial kind of console war. this is a company mascot war. multiformat chcharicters will be portrayed as double agents/weasles/hired goons depending on their size+ class. movie/game tie in charicters will not be included.

if you would like to hear:

a. nintendo vs sony

b. nintendo vs microsoft

c. nintendo vs sony vs microsoft

d. nintendo+sega vs microsoft vs sony

then please clearly put the chosen letter at the top of your post, then leave a line and talk about what ever you want. i will close the votes on the release, or my receaval, on SSBM, just so i will be sure to remember. this is my first spoof, so be nice. please!
Sun 12/05/02 at 17:46
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Posts: 1,309
What's good about this?
Sun 12/05/02 at 17:42
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"Peace Respect Punk"
Posts: 8,069
I vote for D.

Again.
Sun 12/05/02 at 17:00
"+ suspicious minds"
Posts: 1,842
POP, dammit' POP!
Sun 12/05/02 at 15:16
"+ suspicious minds"
Posts: 1,842
yeah, knuckles rules, i think he must have already had a game. he'd have too, he is so much cooler than tails! why doesn't sonic ditch the wimp tails and befriend knuckles? you know it makes sense sonic...

( dammit' someone else has to vote...)
Sat 11/05/02 at 19:50
Regular
"Peace Respect Punk"
Posts: 8,069
I vote D

Definitely d... Ninty + Sega rock. Mario and Luigi with Sonic and Tails. And Knuckles. Knuckles is godly. He deserves his own game. HINT TO SEGA!!! MAKE A KNUCKLES GAME! DO IT NOW! NOW DAMMIT NOW!

ahem.
Sat 11/05/02 at 19:24
"+ suspicious minds"
Posts: 1,842
pop, getting desperate now
Sat 11/05/02 at 18:56
"+ suspicious minds"
Posts: 1,842
P-o-P
Sat 11/05/02 at 18:28
"+ suspicious minds"
Posts: 1,842
(most of this spoofage is from CBFD)

Mario and luigi sat at the bar in their stained overalls, with their ridiculously large beer mugs, mumbling to peppy, who was bored out of his mind...
"so thats whats wrong with new deliware..." mario muttered.
"mario, you're so full of yourself, i outta..." accused luigi, who then took a blind swipe at mario, and fell off his chair.
"any way" mario started, moving on to a completely different story.
"it all starded along, long time ago. *background goes all wavy, but mario has not gone blurry yet. he bangs on the screen, and dissapears with a "Shooopi!"

**********************please read carefully*******************************

This is not a finacial kind of console war. this is a company mascot war. multiformat chcharicters will be portrayed as double agents/weasles/hired goons depending on their size+ class. movie/game tie in charicters will not be included.

if you would like to hear:

a. nintendo vs sony

b. nintendo vs microsoft

c. nintendo vs sony vs microsoft

d. nintendo+sega vs microsoft vs sony

then please clearly put the chosen letter at the top of your post, then leave a line and talk about what ever you want. i will close the votes on the release, or my receaval, on SSBM, just so i will be sure to remember. this is my first spoof, so be nice. please!

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