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Another thing, make sure you have around 5-10 minutes to spare before reading this, as I’d prefer it you took your time rather than skimming over it. Okay I’m asking a lot, but this is the main event after all. :) Try to imagine it in your head as though you’re watching it, it’s much more entertaining.
Also, MUST READ. To really get into this match read it paragraph by paragraph. I mean, put the paragraph you’re currently reading near the bottom of the page so you can’t see any of the ones below. Okay, you don’t need to do this at the start but during the middle and the end I recommend it, as you won’t know whether the match continues on or not after a pin or something. Understand?? No?? Well then, just make sure the bit you’re reading is right at the bottom of the page.
By the way, Scott Giles = Figo
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As the cage lowers and we get set for this SRW Championship match, we take a look at some “clips” from the past few weeks, that have shaped this massive feud between Kevin Nash (allardini) and Chris Jericho (Scott Giles), starting from the week after Y2J won the Royal Rumble at RITJ…
(Promo before Jericho took on Kane (Starlight))
Jericho (Scott) sneers, and they continued on. They turned the corner, and bumped into the nWo.
Kevin Nash (allardini) was the first to break the silence. “Ah, hello Mr Royal Rumble winner. You looking forward to meeting me for this…” he looked at his belt with pride, “baby.”
The Undertaker (Jetster) stepped forward, “Yeah, I think he is. But first, I’D like to meet you for it.”
Kevin Nash smiled, and replied, “Well, why not? But not for the title. You don’t deserve it. But how about we all meet next week. In the ring. Why don’t I, and Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) team up to take on you two?”
“Sounds good to me,” Jericho said. Tension filled the air.
“Great, I look forward to it.” The nWo walked on by, Nash shoving Jericho as he passed him.
Undertaker nudged Jericho, and said, “Hey, don’t worry, you got his number. And tonight, I have Kane’s.”
(Extract from end of Kane vs Jericho match)
Finally all the “teams” get back together, one in each corner of the ring! In one corner stands Team E.C.F'ing.W- Tazz (Mouldy Cheese), RVD (Rickoss), Tommy Dreamer (Big Slow), Raven (Starlight), Jerry Lynn (Cong Man), Shane McMahon (Cong Man.) and Paul Heyman. In another is the nWo-Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder), Scott Hall (Dead Wonder), Kevin Nash (allardini) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll). Opposite them is Chris Jericho (Scott) and The Undertaker (Jetster), and next to them standing alone, the Big Red Machine Kane (Starlight)!
The show fades out as all of these stand their ground, and stare each-other down…
(Extracts from Taker (Jet) and Jericho (Scott) vs Nash (allardini) and Hall (DW))
These two men stare at each-other intensely, knowing that in two weeks time they will be contending the SRW Championship. To the crowd’s delight they lock-up, perhaps their match is set to get underway a little early! Nash whips Y2J into the ropes, but Y2J slides between his legs and goes for a roll-up, 1…2.kick-out, and Nash retaliates with a hard clothesline. Wait, look, there’s something on the Titantron! Hogan (DW) and Vince (MikeAll), the two other members of nWo are laid out on the floor, with Tazz (Tazz) and Tommy Dreamer (Big Slow) from Team E.C.F’ing.W standing over them! Nash (allardini) can’t believe it, but he turns to get back to Y2J, who trips him and locks in the Walls Of Jericho!!
It looks like Nash (allardini) has had enough of this match, and HE TAPS!! HE TAPS!! THE SRW CHAMPION JUST TAPPED TO THE WALLS OF JERCHO!! Nash slides out of the ring and rushes backstage to help his team-mates, leaving Jericho (Scott) to celebrate wildly in the ring! Surely this will be a boost for the young man ahead of our PPV, but what else has come from this match? Hopefully at Road To KOTR we’ll find out. Undertaker (Jetster), Kane (Starlight), the rest of nWo and Team E.C.F’ing.W will all have a part to play I’m sure, and all of these guys have a massive few weeks ahead of them.
(Extracts from Hall (DW) vs Y2J (Scott)
Slowly Hall (DW) and Y2J (Scott) are getting back to their feet, and Hall swings his fist, but fails to connect. Jericho bounces off the ropes-BULLDOG!!LIONSAULT!! This one’s over, 1…2…
And Nash (allardini) again from behind! Referee Teddy Long (Tony) goes to ring the bell but Nash steps in and threatens him, and somehow I don’t think the referee is going to argue with him. He lets the match continue, and now Hall puts Jericho between his legs, lifts him-PILEDRIVER!! Hall makes pin, and under the watchful eye of Nash (allardini) Teddy Long (Tony) counts, 1…2…3!! NWo win again! If the referees can’t stand up to the nWo, then all havoc could be wreaked here at SRW, we need Team E.C.F’ing.W and Jericho (Scott) to win at Road To KOTR, but with new members still to come it’s looking bad…
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“5…4…3…2…1…BOOM!!” Here we go, the main event here at Road To KOTR, It’s the Cage match for the SRW Championship!! Firstly, coming down to a surprisingly large pop, CHRIS JERICHO (SCOTT GILES)!! He slowly walks to the ring, looking calm but determined. He’s been waiting for this opportunity ever since he came so close to winning that title at Burnout, where he was only a second away from winning the Hell In A Cell match. Now he waits in the ring, inside the cage, for his opponent.
(The arena is thrown into darkness-nWo music hits) The capacity crowd here at SR Towers absolutely erupt with boos and jeers, because from behind the curtains emerges the Special Reserve Wrestling Champion, a member of the nWo, KEVIN NASH (ALLARDINI)!! Fortunately he’s not being accompanied by any of his many nWo counterparts, but they may still have a part to play in this match. He confidently struts to the ring, he’s in great shape for this match, and he needs to be if he’s going to face off with Y2J (Scott).
The stage is set, the two men are inside the cage and the door is locked. The referee, who is Teddy Long (Tony) holds up the coveted SRW Title belt, and then signals for the bell to be rung. DING DING! The crowd are on their feet, awaiting the first move from these two fine competitors. They’ve been battling it out for a long while now, and the fans can’t wait for it to get started. The two men circle each-other, feigning attacks but nothing yet. This match CAN be won by pinfall, as well as climbing out of the cage.
They lock-up! Nash (allardini) has no interest in this test of strength though, and he kicks him in the gut before tossing him face-first into the steel! Already Jericho (Scott) is struggling thanks to that sudden attack, and now Nash is on the attack with some hard right-hands. He whips Y2J into the corner and follows it up with a clothesline. Jericho (Scott) staggers out and Nash (allardini) looks for a boot to the face but Jericho ducks, and pulls him into a roll-up, 1…early kick-out.
Jericho (Scott) tosses Nash (allardini) into the ropes but it’s countered, and Nash takes Y2J down with a huge powerslam, the impact echoing throughout the arena! Jericho is up straight away though and ducks underneath an attempted clothesline, and nails a Bulldog! He quickly heads to the top rope as Nash regains his feet – Missile Dropkick – but Nash skips out of the way and Jericho lands hard on the mat!
Nash (allardini) scores with an overhead suplex, and then puts the challenger onto the top rope. He joins him, and hooks his arm over his shoulder. He’s looking for a Superplex, but Jericho (Scott) knocks him off the turnbuckle with some punches to the stomach. Jericho sees his chance, and delivers an Elbow Drop from the top! Nash is a tough guy to keep down though and somehow he manages to get back onto his feet quickly, only for his opponent to throw him into the corner face-first! He staggers back, and Jericho (Scott) hits a powerful Backdrop Suplex!
Y2J (Scott) is the first to climb the cage, but I don’t expect he’ll make it this time round. It may not look like that much of a long climb from our point of view, but when you’re involved in a hellacious match like this one then the top of the Cage is a helluva long way away. Nash (allardini) sees the danger and begins to climb with him, his height giving him an advantage. Well this is strange…neither man seems to want to throw the other off!
They’re both at the top now, and instead of trying to knock each-other off they’re both climbing down at the exact same speed! The problem for Jericho (Scott) is that because he’s shorter it’ll take him longer to touch the floor – but he jumps early! Nash (allardini) sees this and jumps also, and both of them land on the floor seemingly at the same time! Teddy Long (Tony) can’t make a decision on who won the match, and now they’re fighting it out on the outside of the cage! Y2J (Scott) clotheslines the champion over the security barrier and into the screaming crowd!
As Jericho (Scott Giles) goes to work on Nash (allardini), that damn fan Ice Blaster rushes up to them, and hits Y2J (Scott) over the head with a glass bottle! What is this guy’s problem!? Nash slowly picks up the no.1 contender, and grabs him by the throat! CHOKESLAM ONTO THE CONCRETE!! The fans nearby wince as Jericho (Scott)’s body smacks into the unprotected floor, and then Nash (allardini) takes a special bar of Special Reserve Chocolate off a small boy, and begins to hit Y2J with it! Oh c’mon, that bar cost the boy’s mother £1.20!!
Nash (allardini) has now taken Jericho (Scott) backstage, and he rams his head into a SRW Truck! He does the same, this time utilising a metal crate! He grabs a metal rod, laughs at his struggling opponent, and then hits him across the back with it! Jericho (Scott) is on his knees, and now he uses the rod on the back of Y2J’s left leg!
Oh, and look who’s joining them, it’s the rest of the nWo! Scott Hall (DW), Hulk Hogan (DW), X-Pac (Kid Rock), Albert (Jetster) and Justin Credible (Rickoss)! They’re taunting Jericho (Scott), and now Hogan whips him with his belt! X-Pac places him on the wheel of a truck, takes a run-up and nails a Bronco Buster!! Now that’s just insulting! Albert (Jet) picks up Jericho and lifts him above his head, and then throws him at Nash (allardini) who catches him! WHAM!! NASH LIFTED HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDER, AND POWERSLAMMED HIM TO THE FLOOR!!
But wait, here come the nWo’s biggest rivals, Team E.C.F’ing.W! These guys just can’t stop getting themselves involved with the nWo, even after their match a couple of days ago! Even Paul Heyman’s fighting it out, but he makes a bad decision and runs straight into Albert (Jetster, who nails him with a massive Scissors Kick! The two teams continue to battle it out, and this gives Jericho (Scott) a chance to score with a Low Blow on Nash (allardini)!
Jericho (Scott) finally has the upper hand, as he takes Nash (allardini) into some sort of bathroom. He looks around and sees a toilet, sink, shower and bath. He grabs Nash by the head, and stuffs it in the toilet! EURGH! Jericho laughs, and then gets the toilet scrub, and hits the champion over the head with it again and again!
Now Y2J (Scott) heads to the bath and turns the hot tap on to full. As the bath continues to fill with boiling hot water, Jericho picks up Nash (allardini), puts him arm around him, and nails a Side Russian Leg Sweep! It didn’t do much damage because the floor is carpeted, but I think Nash is as shocked as we are that Jericho used a proper wrestling move in a bathroom! Jericho takes the showerhead now and looks to hit Nash in the stomach with it, but Nash blocks it with his fist and it cannons back into the face of Y2J!
Nash (allardini) sets up Jericho (Scott Giles) against the bath, which is now totally full of steaming hot water. He looks for a clothesline, but Jericho (Scott) counters into a Scoop Slam, AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE BATH!! JERICHO (SCOTT) JUST SCOOP SLAMMED NASH (ALLARDINI) INTO A BATH OF BURNING HOT WATER!! NASH (ALLARDINI) IS IN SHOCK!
“AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!” Nash (allardini) lets out a massive scream before scrambling out of the bath, but his skin is extremely red! Will he be able to continue? It looks like it, Nash (allardini) is one tough champion. Jericho (Scott) though definitely has the advantage, as he begins the trek back to the ring. He enters the arena to a massive roar from the crowd, and speedily heads to the outside of the cage. He delivers an overhead suplex on the matted floor, and then questions the ref about what to do. The ref opens the door to the Cage and lets them get back in, but Nash (allardini) is still struggling.
Jericho (Scott) uses his agility and speed to climb the cage, and in just a matter of seconds he’s on the top! He could win it from here! But…he’s looking down on Nash (allardini) who’s right below him, just lying there…I think Jericho wants to go for a high-risk move! He breathes deeply, knowing that this could decide whether he becomes SRW Champion or not. He wants to finish Nash (allardini) off for good! MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE – NASH (ALLARDINI) SCRAMBLES OUT OF THE WAY!!
WHAM!!! NOBODY HOME, JERICHO (SCOTT GILES) LANDS ON THE UNFORGIVING CANVAS!! MY GAWD!!
The crowd are in shock, Jericho (Scott) is lying lifelessly on the mat after that Moonsault. He must have sailed at least 15 feet through the air, maybe unaware that Nash (allardini) had got out of the way!
Nash slowly crawls across and makes a cover! 1…2…
Shoulder up! Amazing! Obviously the cover wasn’t very strong, and maybe Y2J (Scott) had just enough time to recover his wits. But, he certainly won’t be getting up for a little while yet.
Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) has appeared on the outside, grabbed a steel chair and the championship belt, and thrown them over the cage into the ring. Wow, he’s got a nice action to throw things like that so high. Hall (DW) quickly escapes, fortunately no damage done.
Jericho (Scott) is slowly beginning to recover, but Nash (allardini) isn’t gonna let the challenger get back into this one. He picks him up, and scores with a DDT! He pulls him up by the hair, whips him into the ropes and shoves his massive boot into Jericho (Scott)’s face! He heaves him up once again, Nash (allardini) is relentless! He lifts him into the air – Pendulum Backbreaker! And again he puts Y2J back onto his feet, grabbing him by the neck and slowly turning, nailing a Falling Neckbreaker!
An excellent display of powerful wrestling from Kevin Nash (allardini) is keeping Jericho (Scott) out of this title match, one that he probably could’ve won a few minutes ago. Nash decided this time not to pick him up, but to grab him by the legs and lock in the Walls Of Jericho! I’m not sure if Y2J (Scott) even has the strength to tap, maybe Teddy Long (Tony) will have to end this one himself.
Wait, roll-up from Jericho (Scott)! 1…2…
And a kick-out! Heroically Jericho (Scott) is back up and full of energy, bouncing off the ropes and delivering a Flying Clothesline! Nash (allardini) staggers up, only to be taken down with a Bulldog! LIONSAULT! Another pin, the crowd chant in unison with the referee’s count, One…Two…
Kick-out! Again! What resiliency from Nash (allardini)! Jericho (Scott) can’t believe it, and he’s desperately throwing right-hands at the champion. He throws him into the ropes, and scores with a good Dropkick! He scampers to the top rope, and as Nash (allardini) gets back up he brings him down again with a Flying Back Elbow!
Jericho (Scott) begins to climb the cage once again, but much more slowly than before. Nash (allardini) is able to catch him due to Jericho’s numerous stops, and he throws some right-hands at the challenger. He then uses great balance to turn so that’s facing the ring, and then with awesome strength and speed picks up his opponent with just one arm, and then balancing precariously with just his feet on the cage, twists Jericho between his legs, face-down! PILEDRIVER!! NASH (ALLARDINI) PILEDRIVERS HIM TO THE FLOOR FROM HALFWAY UP THE CAGE! He slowly crawls across for the pin, this exciting and action-packed thriller of a match is finally over, ONE…TWO…
And another kick-out!! Nash (allardini) is in total shock that Y2J (Scott) kicked out! Both these men are desperate for the Special Reserve Wrestling Championship, which will bring them fame, fortune, and most importantly, pride. Without it, they are nothing! Nash (allardini) is adamant on defending it, and Jericho (Scott Giles) is adamant on winning it. But, one man has to lose, who will it be?
Nash (allardini) grabs the title belt his nWo counterpart Hall (DW) threw in earlier, and stalks Y2J (Scott) with it! Jericho slowly gets back to his feet, turns, and Nash tries to ram him in the face with it! But Jericho (Scott) ducks and nails a Karate Kick to the face, sending the belt right between the eyes of Nash (allardini)! Now he grabs the steel chair, and aims it for the champion’s back – SMASH! A painful shot, and as Nash tries to get away, Jericho smacks it over his head, CLANG!!
Jericho (Scott) looks livid as he bashes Nash (allardini) again with the chair, finally getting to get rid off all the frustration that must’ve been building up inside him for weeks now! He drops the weapon and laughs, he laughs heartily! Unfortunately this sudden outburst of humour means that Nash (allardini) is having time to recover. Finally Y2J grabs his opponent by the legs, turns, and locks in the Walls Of Jericho! Nash though uses his masses of leg power to reverse into a roll-up, but the challenger rolls out of it and knocks him down with a clothesline!
Jericho (Scott) takes Nash (allardini) over one side of the cage, and gets him into a position for the Breakdown! SMASH!! NASH (ALLARDINI)’S HEAD WHAMMED STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL! Jericho (Scott)’s unorthodox version of the Breakdown has Nash (allardini) down and out, and so he once again begins the climb up the cage!
Oooooh!! He was on the top rope when Nash (allardini) staggered back into the turnbuckle, knocking Jericho (Scott) off-balance, and landing in a place where the sun most certainly doesn’t shine! Nash (allardini) shakes his head and follows Y2J. He hooks the arm, and then falls back into a massive SUPERPLEX!
Both men are down in this huge fight for the SRW Championship, and referee Teddy Long (Tony) begins his count! By the time he reaches 9 both men have somehow got back onto their feet, and are exchanging rather sluggish right and left-hands. They both catapult themselves off the ropes and aim for clotheslines, but both men duck each-others, bounce off the opposite ropes and into a Double Flying Crossbody!
Neither man seems to have been affected too badly as they stagger away from each-other…I’m not sure either of them know where the other is! They’re both climbing the cage! Slowly but surely, with the crowd on their feet and cheering them on they clamber up the steel, still unaware that their opponent is doing the same!
Nash (allardini ) reaches the top! Jericho (Scott) reaches the top! They both look down at the ring and are shocked to find their opponent not there! They look up at the same time, and see each-other! Jericho (Scott) carefully tries to run along cage, as does Nash (allardini)! They’re going to meet in the middle! Wham! They literally run into each-other and knock each-other back, but NASH (ALLARDINI) LOSES HIS FOOTING! HE’S FALLEN BACK INTO THE RING!!
Jericho (Scott goes to climb down, but wait, Nash (allardini) has hung on! He uses mighty strength to lift his arm and deliver a Low Blow to Y2J, he won’t be climbing down just yet! Nash (allardini) pulls himself up, makes sure Y2J is facing the ring and…no way, he has the challenger between his legs! He lifts him into his shoulders! POWERBOMB!! OOOOOOHHHHH-WHAM!!! MASSIVE IMPACT!! NASH (ALLARDINI) POWERBOMBS JERICHO (SCOTT) INTO THE CANVAS ALL THE WAY FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!
Unfortunately though, Nash (allardini) landed on his ar$e of all things, surely he’s in no position to make a pin on the lifeless Y2J (Scott)!
But look, Nash (allardini) cried out in pain and then just fell over on Jericho (Scott), it counts as a cover because Jericho (Scott)’s shoulders are down!
ONE!…TWO!!…
THREE!!!
HE’S DONE IT!! Nash (allardini) has successfully retained the Special Reserve Wrestling Championship in an amazing match! We had both men climbing out of the cage, piledrivers from halfway up, moonsaults off the top and finally a bone-crunching powerbomb all the way down to the unforgiving canvas. Both these men promised one helluva match, and that’s what we got! Nash (allardini) has been joined in the ring by the nWo, and I’m sure they’ll celebrate all night. Hopefully we’ll hear from both men on Eclipse next week, for their reaction to this shocker of a Cage match.
Thank-you for joining us here at SRW: Road To KOTR. It’s been a couple of weeks full of titles, feuds and rivalries. We’ve seen some fantastic bouts between CAWs and WWF wrestlers, and it’s finally culminated with one of the biggest in SRW history. We hope you enjoyed, and a big congratulations must go to AfroJoe for giving us a great PPV.
The winner of this match, and still Special Reserve Wrestling Champion: Kevin Nash (allardini).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Another thing, make sure you have around 5-10 minutes to spare before reading this, as I’d prefer it you took your time rather than skimming over it. Okay I’m asking a lot, but this is the main event after all. :) Try to imagine it in your head as though you’re watching it, it’s much more entertaining.
Also, MUST READ. To really get into this match read it paragraph by paragraph. I mean, put the paragraph you’re currently reading near the bottom of the page so you can’t see any of the ones below. Okay, you don’t need to do this at the start but during the middle and the end I recommend it, as you won’t know whether the match continues on or not after a pin or something. Understand?? No?? Well then, just make sure the bit you’re reading is right at the bottom of the page.
By the way, Scott Giles = Figo
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As the cage lowers and we get set for this SRW Championship match, we take a look at some “clips” from the past few weeks, that have shaped this massive feud between Kevin Nash (allardini) and Chris Jericho (Scott Giles), starting from the week after Y2J won the Royal Rumble at RITJ…
(Promo before Jericho took on Kane (Starlight))
Jericho (Scott) sneers, and they continued on. They turned the corner, and bumped into the nWo.
Kevin Nash (allardini) was the first to break the silence. “Ah, hello Mr Royal Rumble winner. You looking forward to meeting me for this…” he looked at his belt with pride, “baby.”
The Undertaker (Jetster) stepped forward, “Yeah, I think he is. But first, I’D like to meet you for it.”
Kevin Nash smiled, and replied, “Well, why not? But not for the title. You don’t deserve it. But how about we all meet next week. In the ring. Why don’t I, and Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) team up to take on you two?”
“Sounds good to me,” Jericho said. Tension filled the air.
“Great, I look forward to it.” The nWo walked on by, Nash shoving Jericho as he passed him.
Undertaker nudged Jericho, and said, “Hey, don’t worry, you got his number. And tonight, I have Kane’s.”
(Extract from end of Kane vs Jericho match)
Finally all the “teams” get back together, one in each corner of the ring! In one corner stands Team E.C.F'ing.W- Tazz (Mouldy Cheese), RVD (Rickoss), Tommy Dreamer (Big Slow), Raven (Starlight), Jerry Lynn (Cong Man), Shane McMahon (Cong Man.) and Paul Heyman. In another is the nWo-Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder), Scott Hall (Dead Wonder), Kevin Nash (allardini) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll). Opposite them is Chris Jericho (Scott) and The Undertaker (Jetster), and next to them standing alone, the Big Red Machine Kane (Starlight)!
The show fades out as all of these stand their ground, and stare each-other down…
(Extracts from Taker (Jet) and Jericho (Scott) vs Nash (allardini) and Hall (DW))
These two men stare at each-other intensely, knowing that in two weeks time they will be contending the SRW Championship. To the crowd’s delight they lock-up, perhaps their match is set to get underway a little early! Nash whips Y2J into the ropes, but Y2J slides between his legs and goes for a roll-up, 1…2.kick-out, and Nash retaliates with a hard clothesline. Wait, look, there’s something on the Titantron! Hogan (DW) and Vince (MikeAll), the two other members of nWo are laid out on the floor, with Tazz (Tazz) and Tommy Dreamer (Big Slow) from Team E.C.F’ing.W standing over them! Nash (allardini) can’t believe it, but he turns to get back to Y2J, who trips him and locks in the Walls Of Jericho!!
It looks like Nash (allardini) has had enough of this match, and HE TAPS!! HE TAPS!! THE SRW CHAMPION JUST TAPPED TO THE WALLS OF JERCHO!! Nash slides out of the ring and rushes backstage to help his team-mates, leaving Jericho (Scott) to celebrate wildly in the ring! Surely this will be a boost for the young man ahead of our PPV, but what else has come from this match? Hopefully at Road To KOTR we’ll find out. Undertaker (Jetster), Kane (Starlight), the rest of nWo and Team E.C.F’ing.W will all have a part to play I’m sure, and all of these guys have a massive few weeks ahead of them.
(Extracts from Hall (DW) vs Y2J (Scott)
Slowly Hall (DW) and Y2J (Scott) are getting back to their feet, and Hall swings his fist, but fails to connect. Jericho bounces off the ropes-BULLDOG!!LIONSAULT!! This one’s over, 1…2…
And Nash (allardini) again from behind! Referee Teddy Long (Tony) goes to ring the bell but Nash steps in and threatens him, and somehow I don’t think the referee is going to argue with him. He lets the match continue, and now Hall puts Jericho between his legs, lifts him-PILEDRIVER!! Hall makes pin, and under the watchful eye of Nash (allardini) Teddy Long (Tony) counts, 1…2…3!! NWo win again! If the referees can’t stand up to the nWo, then all havoc could be wreaked here at SRW, we need Team E.C.F’ing.W and Jericho (Scott) to win at Road To KOTR, but with new members still to come it’s looking bad…
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“5…4…3…2…1…BOOM!!” Here we go, the main event here at Road To KOTR, It’s the Cage match for the SRW Championship!! Firstly, coming down to a surprisingly large pop, CHRIS JERICHO (SCOTT GILES)!! He slowly walks to the ring, looking calm but determined. He’s been waiting for this opportunity ever since he came so close to winning that title at Burnout, where he was only a second away from winning the Hell In A Cell match. Now he waits in the ring, inside the cage, for his opponent.
(The arena is thrown into darkness-nWo music hits) The capacity crowd here at SR Towers absolutely erupt with boos and jeers, because from behind the curtains emerges the Special Reserve Wrestling Champion, a member of the nWo, KEVIN NASH (ALLARDINI)!! Fortunately he’s not being accompanied by any of his many nWo counterparts, but they may still have a part to play in this match. He confidently struts to the ring, he’s in great shape for this match, and he needs to be if he’s going to face off with Y2J (Scott).
The stage is set, the two men are inside the cage and the door is locked. The referee, who is Teddy Long (Tony) holds up the coveted SRW Title belt, and then signals for the bell to be rung. DING DING! The crowd are on their feet, awaiting the first move from these two fine competitors. They’ve been battling it out for a long while now, and the fans can’t wait for it to get started. The two men circle each-other, feigning attacks but nothing yet. This match CAN be won by pinfall, as well as climbing out of the cage.
They lock-up! Nash (allardini) has no interest in this test of strength though, and he kicks him in the gut before tossing him face-first into the steel! Already Jericho (Scott) is struggling thanks to that sudden attack, and now Nash is on the attack with some hard right-hands. He whips Y2J into the corner and follows it up with a clothesline. Jericho (Scott) staggers out and Nash (allardini) looks for a boot to the face but Jericho ducks, and pulls him into a roll-up, 1…early kick-out.
Jericho (Scott) tosses Nash (allardini) into the ropes but it’s countered, and Nash takes Y2J down with a huge powerslam, the impact echoing throughout the arena! Jericho is up straight away though and ducks underneath an attempted clothesline, and nails a Bulldog! He quickly heads to the top rope as Nash regains his feet – Missile Dropkick – but Nash skips out of the way and Jericho lands hard on the mat!
Nash (allardini) scores with an overhead suplex, and then puts the challenger onto the top rope. He joins him, and hooks his arm over his shoulder. He’s looking for a Superplex, but Jericho (Scott) knocks him off the turnbuckle with some punches to the stomach. Jericho sees his chance, and delivers an Elbow Drop from the top! Nash is a tough guy to keep down though and somehow he manages to get back onto his feet quickly, only for his opponent to throw him into the corner face-first! He staggers back, and Jericho (Scott) hits a powerful Backdrop Suplex!
Y2J (Scott) is the first to climb the cage, but I don’t expect he’ll make it this time round. It may not look like that much of a long climb from our point of view, but when you’re involved in a hellacious match like this one then the top of the Cage is a helluva long way away. Nash (allardini) sees the danger and begins to climb with him, his height giving him an advantage. Well this is strange…neither man seems to want to throw the other off!
They’re both at the top now, and instead of trying to knock each-other off they’re both climbing down at the exact same speed! The problem for Jericho (Scott) is that because he’s shorter it’ll take him longer to touch the floor – but he jumps early! Nash (allardini) sees this and jumps also, and both of them land on the floor seemingly at the same time! Teddy Long (Tony) can’t make a decision on who won the match, and now they’re fighting it out on the outside of the cage! Y2J (Scott) clotheslines the champion over the security barrier and into the screaming crowd!
As Jericho (Scott Giles) goes to work on Nash (allardini), that damn fan Ice Blaster rushes up to them, and hits Y2J (Scott) over the head with a glass bottle! What is this guy’s problem!? Nash slowly picks up the no.1 contender, and grabs him by the throat! CHOKESLAM ONTO THE CONCRETE!! The fans nearby wince as Jericho (Scott)’s body smacks into the unprotected floor, and then Nash (allardini) takes a special bar of Special Reserve Chocolate off a small boy, and begins to hit Y2J with it! Oh c’mon, that bar cost the boy’s mother £1.20!!
Nash (allardini) has now taken Jericho (Scott) backstage, and he rams his head into a SRW Truck! He does the same, this time utilising a metal crate! He grabs a metal rod, laughs at his struggling opponent, and then hits him across the back with it! Jericho (Scott) is on his knees, and now he uses the rod on the back of Y2J’s left leg!
Oh, and look who’s joining them, it’s the rest of the nWo! Scott Hall (DW), Hulk Hogan (DW), X-Pac (Kid Rock), Albert (Jetster) and Justin Credible (Rickoss)! They’re taunting Jericho (Scott), and now Hogan whips him with his belt! X-Pac places him on the wheel of a truck, takes a run-up and nails a Bronco Buster!! Now that’s just insulting! Albert (Jet) picks up Jericho and lifts him above his head, and then throws him at Nash (allardini) who catches him! WHAM!! NASH LIFTED HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDER, AND POWERSLAMMED HIM TO THE FLOOR!!
But wait, here come the nWo’s biggest rivals, Team E.C.F’ing.W! These guys just can’t stop getting themselves involved with the nWo, even after their match a couple of days ago! Even Paul Heyman’s fighting it out, but he makes a bad decision and runs straight into Albert (Jetster, who nails him with a massive Scissors Kick! The two teams continue to battle it out, and this gives Jericho (Scott) a chance to score with a Low Blow on Nash (allardini)!
Jericho (Scott) finally has the upper hand, as he takes Nash (allardini) into some sort of bathroom. He looks around and sees a toilet, sink, shower and bath. He grabs Nash by the head, and stuffs it in the toilet! EURGH! Jericho laughs, and then gets the toilet scrub, and hits the champion over the head with it again and again!
Now Y2J (Scott) heads to the bath and turns the hot tap on to full. As the bath continues to fill with boiling hot water, Jericho picks up Nash (allardini), puts him arm around him, and nails a Side Russian Leg Sweep! It didn’t do much damage because the floor is carpeted, but I think Nash is as shocked as we are that Jericho used a proper wrestling move in a bathroom! Jericho takes the showerhead now and looks to hit Nash in the stomach with it, but Nash blocks it with his fist and it cannons back into the face of Y2J!
Nash (allardini) sets up Jericho (Scott Giles) against the bath, which is now totally full of steaming hot water. He looks for a clothesline, but Jericho (Scott) counters into a Scoop Slam, AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE BATH!! JERICHO (SCOTT) JUST SCOOP SLAMMED NASH (ALLARDINI) INTO A BATH OF BURNING HOT WATER!! NASH (ALLARDINI) IS IN SHOCK!
“AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!” Nash (allardini) lets out a massive scream before scrambling out of the bath, but his skin is extremely red! Will he be able to continue? It looks like it, Nash (allardini) is one tough champion. Jericho (Scott) though definitely has the advantage, as he begins the trek back to the ring. He enters the arena to a massive roar from the crowd, and speedily heads to the outside of the cage. He delivers an overhead suplex on the matted floor, and then questions the ref about what to do. The ref opens the door to the Cage and lets them get back in, but Nash (allardini) is still struggling.
Jericho (Scott) uses his agility and speed to climb the cage, and in just a matter of seconds he’s on the top! He could win it from here! But…he’s looking down on Nash (allardini) who’s right below him, just lying there…I think Jericho wants to go for a high-risk move! He breathes deeply, knowing that this could decide whether he becomes SRW Champion or not. He wants to finish Nash (allardini) off for good! MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE – NASH (ALLARDINI) SCRAMBLES OUT OF THE WAY!!
WHAM!!! NOBODY HOME, JERICHO (SCOTT GILES) LANDS ON THE UNFORGIVING CANVAS!! MY GAWD!!
The crowd are in shock, Jericho (Scott) is lying lifelessly on the mat after that Moonsault. He must have sailed at least 15 feet through the air, maybe unaware that Nash (allardini) had got out of the way!
Nash slowly crawls across and makes a cover! 1…2…
Shoulder up! Amazing! Obviously the cover wasn’t very strong, and maybe Y2J (Scott) had just enough time to recover his wits. But, he certainly won’t be getting up for a little while yet.
Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) has appeared on the outside, grabbed a steel chair and the championship belt, and thrown them over the cage into the ring. Wow, he’s got a nice action to throw things like that so high. Hall (DW) quickly escapes, fortunately no damage done.
Jericho (Scott) is slowly beginning to recover, but Nash (allardini) isn’t gonna let the challenger get back into this one. He picks him up, and scores with a DDT! He pulls him up by the hair, whips him into the ropes and shoves his massive boot into Jericho (Scott)’s face! He heaves him up once again, Nash (allardini) is relentless! He lifts him into the air – Pendulum Backbreaker! And again he puts Y2J back onto his feet, grabbing him by the neck and slowly turning, nailing a Falling Neckbreaker!
An excellent display of powerful wrestling from Kevin Nash (allardini) is keeping Jericho (Scott) out of this title match, one that he probably could’ve won a few minutes ago. Nash decided this time not to pick him up, but to grab him by the legs and lock in the Walls Of Jericho! I’m not sure if Y2J (Scott) even has the strength to tap, maybe Teddy Long (Tony) will have to end this one himself.
Wait, roll-up from Jericho (Scott)! 1…2…
And a kick-out! Heroically Jericho (Scott) is back up and full of energy, bouncing off the ropes and delivering a Flying Clothesline! Nash (allardini) staggers up, only to be taken down with a Bulldog! LIONSAULT! Another pin, the crowd chant in unison with the referee’s count, One…Two…
Kick-out! Again! What resiliency from Nash (allardini)! Jericho (Scott) can’t believe it, and he’s desperately throwing right-hands at the champion. He throws him into the ropes, and scores with a good Dropkick! He scampers to the top rope, and as Nash (allardini) gets back up he brings him down again with a Flying Back Elbow!
Jericho (Scott) begins to climb the cage once again, but much more slowly than before. Nash (allardini) is able to catch him due to Jericho’s numerous stops, and he throws some right-hands at the challenger. He then uses great balance to turn so that’s facing the ring, and then with awesome strength and speed picks up his opponent with just one arm, and then balancing precariously with just his feet on the cage, twists Jericho between his legs, face-down! PILEDRIVER!! NASH (ALLARDINI) PILEDRIVERS HIM TO THE FLOOR FROM HALFWAY UP THE CAGE! He slowly crawls across for the pin, this exciting and action-packed thriller of a match is finally over, ONE…TWO…
And another kick-out!! Nash (allardini) is in total shock that Y2J (Scott) kicked out! Both these men are desperate for the Special Reserve Wrestling Championship, which will bring them fame, fortune, and most importantly, pride. Without it, they are nothing! Nash (allardini) is adamant on defending it, and Jericho (Scott Giles) is adamant on winning it. But, one man has to lose, who will it be?
Nash (allardini) grabs the title belt his nWo counterpart Hall (DW) threw in earlier, and stalks Y2J (Scott) with it! Jericho slowly gets back to his feet, turns, and Nash tries to ram him in the face with it! But Jericho (Scott) ducks and nails a Karate Kick to the face, sending the belt right between the eyes of Nash (allardini)! Now he grabs the steel chair, and aims it for the champion’s back – SMASH! A painful shot, and as Nash tries to get away, Jericho smacks it over his head, CLANG!!
Jericho (Scott) looks livid as he bashes Nash (allardini) again with the chair, finally getting to get rid off all the frustration that must’ve been building up inside him for weeks now! He drops the weapon and laughs, he laughs heartily! Unfortunately this sudden outburst of humour means that Nash (allardini) is having time to recover. Finally Y2J grabs his opponent by the legs, turns, and locks in the Walls Of Jericho! Nash though uses his masses of leg power to reverse into a roll-up, but the challenger rolls out of it and knocks him down with a clothesline!
Jericho (Scott) takes Nash (allardini) over one side of the cage, and gets him into a position for the Breakdown! SMASH!! NASH (ALLARDINI)’S HEAD WHAMMED STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL! Jericho (Scott)’s unorthodox version of the Breakdown has Nash (allardini) down and out, and so he once again begins the climb up the cage!
Oooooh!! He was on the top rope when Nash (allardini) staggered back into the turnbuckle, knocking Jericho (Scott) off-balance, and landing in a place where the sun most certainly doesn’t shine! Nash (allardini) shakes his head and follows Y2J. He hooks the arm, and then falls back into a massive SUPERPLEX!
Both men are down in this huge fight for the SRW Championship, and referee Teddy Long (Tony) begins his count! By the time he reaches 9 both men have somehow got back onto their feet, and are exchanging rather sluggish right and left-hands. They both catapult themselves off the ropes and aim for clotheslines, but both men duck each-others, bounce off the opposite ropes and into a Double Flying Crossbody!
Neither man seems to have been affected too badly as they stagger away from each-other…I’m not sure either of them know where the other is! They’re both climbing the cage! Slowly but surely, with the crowd on their feet and cheering them on they clamber up the steel, still unaware that their opponent is doing the same!
Nash (allardini ) reaches the top! Jericho (Scott) reaches the top! They both look down at the ring and are shocked to find their opponent not there! They look up at the same time, and see each-other! Jericho (Scott) carefully tries to run along cage, as does Nash (allardini)! They’re going to meet in the middle! Wham! They literally run into each-other and knock each-other back, but NASH (ALLARDINI) LOSES HIS FOOTING! HE’S FALLEN BACK INTO THE RING!!
Jericho (Scott goes to climb down, but wait, Nash (allardini) has hung on! He uses mighty strength to lift his arm and deliver a Low Blow to Y2J, he won’t be climbing down just yet! Nash (allardini) pulls himself up, makes sure Y2J is facing the ring and…no way, he has the challenger between his legs! He lifts him into his shoulders! POWERBOMB!! OOOOOOHHHHH-WHAM!!! MASSIVE IMPACT!! NASH (ALLARDINI) POWERBOMBS JERICHO (SCOTT) INTO THE CANVAS ALL THE WAY FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!
Unfortunately though, Nash (allardini) landed on his ar$e of all things, surely he’s in no position to make a pin on the lifeless Y2J (Scott)!
But look, Nash (allardini) cried out in pain and then just fell over on Jericho (Scott), it counts as a cover because Jericho (Scott)’s shoulders are down!
ONE!…TWO!!…
THREE!!!
HE’S DONE IT!! Nash (allardini) has successfully retained the Special Reserve Wrestling Championship in an amazing match! We had both men climbing out of the cage, piledrivers from halfway up, moonsaults off the top and finally a bone-crunching powerbomb all the way down to the unforgiving canvas. Both these men promised one helluva match, and that’s what we got! Nash (allardini) has been joined in the ring by the nWo, and I’m sure they’ll celebrate all night. Hopefully we’ll hear from both men on Eclipse next week, for their reaction to this shocker of a Cage match.
Thank-you for joining us here at SRW: Road To KOTR. It’s been a couple of weeks full of titles, feuds and rivalries. We’ve seen some fantastic bouts between CAWs and WWF wrestlers, and it’s finally culminated with one of the biggest in SRW history. We hope you enjoyed, and a big congratulations must go to AfroJoe for giving us a great PPV.
The winner of this match, and still Special Reserve Wrestling Champion: Kevin Nash (allardini).
Thanks for reading, Ant.