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Has anyone watched Star Wars: Return of the Jedi recently?
It's full of complete morons! Not the actors but the characters and thier lines.
E.g. Lando: ''That blast came from the Death Star.......that things operational!
No s hit Lando! I mean come on, he sounds like he is pent up on his own new found intellect! Why does he say it!? Admiral Akbar knows it, Luke knows it, the whole damn fleet knows it yet he feels the need just to make it clear; it was the Death Star and not a cream pie...
And the Emporer!? What a baffon, not only does he have lethal never ending pits in his throne room but also utters ''An entire legion of my best troops await them...''. What? Your best troops are beaten by teddy bears with twigs yet you can storm a heavily fortified base a Hoth!?
WTF?
And those guys on the Star Destroyer...why didn't they get the sheilds up in time...idiots...
And Jabba the Hutt!? Yeah, get all the Rebels around your ship and give Leia a deadly chain to strangle you and add a highly trained almost Jedi for good measure...
Stay tuned for more Star Wars idiots...sponsored by the Protoss Corporation.
It's full of complete morons! Not the actors but the characters and thier lines.
E.g. Lando: ''That blast came from the Death Star.......that things operational!
No s hit Lando! I mean come on, he sounds like he is pent up on his own new found intellect! Why does he say it!? Admiral Akbar knows it, Luke knows it, the whole damn fleet knows it yet he feels the need just to make it clear; it was the Death Star and not a cream pie...
And the Emporer!? What a baffon, not only does he have lethal never ending pits in his throne room but also utters ''An entire legion of my best troops await them...''. What? Your best troops are beaten by teddy bears with twigs yet you can storm a heavily fortified base a Hoth!?
WTF?
And those guys on the Star Destroyer...why didn't they get the sheilds up in time...idiots...
And Jabba the Hutt!? Yeah, get all the Rebels around your ship and give Leia a deadly chain to strangle you and add a highly trained almost Jedi for good measure...
Stay tuned for more Star Wars idiots...sponsored by the Protoss Corporation.
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Smooth Criminal wrote:
> You need to work on your spelling.
Please don't post in this topic if you have nothing useful to say.
This topic was meant as a humourous observation and it gets really annoying when some clever a**hole comes in and starts playing english teacher. I don't know if that was directed at me or another poster but frankly I couldn't give a damn about spelling since this is just an internet forum and not a spelling test.
Thankyou.
> You need to work on your spelling.
Please don't post in this topic if you have nothing useful to say.
This topic was meant as a humourous observation and it gets really annoying when some clever a**hole comes in and starts playing english teacher. I don't know if that was directed at me or another poster but frankly I couldn't give a damn about spelling since this is just an internet forum and not a spelling test.
Thankyou.
Darth Vader is feared throughout the empire because he can assasinate any Admiral who has command over him, without any trace evidence being left at the scene.
The Emporer didn't need to be in Episode IV as there was just no place for him at the time. It's good to see the same actor is playing him in episodes I, II and III though.
The Emporer didn't need to be in Episode IV as there was just no place for him at the time. It's good to see the same actor is playing him in episodes I, II and III though.
1) Why did the emperor (to my knowledge) not exist in the original star wars... and darth vadar was supremem ruler.
2) Why is return of the Jedi so much like the first one. "OOOHHH look- ANOTHER death star! George ran out of ideas"
3) Why am i the only one to listen to critics and not watch episode 1?
Sonic
2) Why is return of the Jedi so much like the first one. "OOOHHH look- ANOTHER death star! George ran out of ideas"
3) Why am i the only one to listen to critics and not watch episode 1?
Sonic
Edgy wrote:
> I'm currently reading through the books of the films...I've read The
> Phantom Menace, then had to skip a few episodes to A New Hope, and
> just finished reading The Empire Strikes Back. I think I'll start on
> Return of the Jedi tonight.
You can buy the novel of Episode II: AOTC now...though you may want to wait and see the film first.
> I'm currently reading through the books of the films...I've read The
> Phantom Menace, then had to skip a few episodes to A New Hope, and
> just finished reading The Empire Strikes Back. I think I'll start on
> Return of the Jedi tonight.
You can buy the novel of Episode II: AOTC now...though you may want to wait and see the film first.
I'm currently reading through the books of the films...I've read The Phantom Menace, then had to skip a few episodes to A New Hope, and just finished reading The Empire Strikes Back. I think I'll start on Return of the Jedi tonight.
HEY HEY HEY!!!
Don't be mocking Lando! He is great! All mighty in fact!
But we all know the stars of Star Wars are Solo and Leia.
"But you didn't see us in the south passage. She expressed her true feeling for me!"
-----
"I love you!"
"I know."
-----
"So long Princess, don't get all mushy on me!"
I think Empire Strikes Back has got to be the best one simply for their lines.
But I watched that recently. I think I'll watch Return of the Jedi tonight.
Don't be mocking Lando! He is great! All mighty in fact!
But we all know the stars of Star Wars are Solo and Leia.
"But you didn't see us in the south passage. She expressed her true feeling for me!"
-----
"I love you!"
"I know."
-----
"So long Princess, don't get all mushy on me!"
I think Empire Strikes Back has got to be the best one simply for their lines.
But I watched that recently. I think I'll watch Return of the Jedi tonight.
AliBoy wrote:
> Gets more replies than I think most of my topics together have got.
>
> Star wars rocks, there are no idiots involved, well apart from Mr
> Binks :-)
Star Wars does rock but you have to admit that Lando is a bit of a wally.
And can we please never speak of Binks again, thankyou....
;0D
BTW, I've calmed down now pb...
> Gets more replies than I think most of my topics together have got.
>
> Star wars rocks, there are no idiots involved, well apart from Mr
> Binks :-)
Star Wars does rock but you have to admit that Lando is a bit of a wally.
And can we please never speak of Binks again, thankyou....
;0D
BTW, I've calmed down now pb...
Gets more replies than I think most of my topics together have got.
Star wars rocks, there are no idiots involved, well apart from Mr Binks :-)
Star wars rocks, there are no idiots involved, well apart from Mr Binks :-)
Protoss wrote:
>
> Ok, so I've been humilated by the legendary pb...
> I hope you know you made me cry!
>
*panics* uh..don't cry, here, have a tissue...um...
Hey, this topic's had more replies than most of my prime ones...
;-)
>
> Ok, so I've been humilated by the legendary pb...
> I hope you know you made me cry!
>
*panics* uh..don't cry, here, have a tissue...um...
Hey, this topic's had more replies than most of my prime ones...
;-)
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