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"Playstation 2"

Before any of you start complaining about this topic. It is a joke. A J-O-K-E!

Anyway...

I thought I'd review the Playstation 2, and to stop so many arguments I thought I'd post it here.

Before I start, I was always told that if I haven't got anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all, so here's my review.

Shocktrooper wrote:
> Am I missing something?
> Or is this a joke, because there ain't no review.

Wake up, smell the coffee, then read my message again. You'll see the review then.

Btw: PS2 does not own Nintendo. Hiroshi Yamauchi owns Nintendo. He's the company president you know!

Yet you have to wonder at Mario - There is so much to do, like Zelda- Where shall I go next (as the games are so damn massive!)? - HOW do I get that star? Etc.


I'm just making the point that supposed 'mature' violent games have very little thought input - 'shoot, run' - 'Yes, HOW do I get that gun', but then more, 'errrgggggh - shoot!' etc etc etc........

I'm just trying to think of some games produced by Nintendo that 'stimulate the mind'..So far I've come up with, Pokemon(all 14 versions!) erm...ahh...oh yea, the jewel in the crown, the intilectully, thought provoking...Mario!

Am I missing something?
Or is this a joke, because there ain't no review.

Gates_Bill wrote:
> When you're all grown up you can graduate to the PS2...For now you can
> frollick with your cutsey toy;)
After reading tagline and message -


A) What is an XbOx and PS2? Toys - Ummmmm Yes!
B) After reading tag, I do rather think that the ole box will be 'Xtinct' HA HA HA! (Hang on, just proved him correct, by being childish and on the same level as him! Oh NO!)


;-)

Anyway, what is 'grown up' - of course! blowing peoples heads up and cackling saying - 'ahh wicked man' - that is so cool!
Rather than Edgys point of stimualting the imagination, rahter than plugging away at the trigger.

Gates_Bill wrote:
> When you're all grown up you can graduate to the PS2...For now you can
> frollick with your cutsey toy;)

There's aways one isn't there.



So, what's this about growing up?



Oh yeah, Playstation 2 is so grown up with games that let you terrorise shopping malls, steal cars, mug pensioners and sleep with hookers. Really grown up aren't they.



Some of us older folk prefer the more mature games. The ones which stimulate our imaginations, the games that challenge your mind, not just your trigger finger. The games that are bright and wonderful to see.

Gates_Bill wrote:
> When you're all grown up you can graduate to the PS2...For now you can
> frollick with your cutsey toy;)

I wouldn't give up my PS2, but even I can appretiate the humor.

When you're all grown up you can graduate to the PS2...For now you can frollick with your cutsey toy;)

It's almost as descriptive as my X-box review!

Classic review, moving yet deeply set in its ways that it is special and quite frankly well written not one error.... give this guy a GAD.