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This could get me banned, but here goes...
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Sorry about the mess..."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
"Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
"Control, control, you must learn control!"
"You're a jittery little thing aren't you?"
"In time you will call me master."
"A little higher, just a little higher."
"I never knew I had it in me."
"Grab it, almost..you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy..."
"Hey, point that thing someplace else!"
"Back door, huh? Good idea!"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Sorry about the mess..."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
"Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
"Control, control, you must learn control!"
"You're a jittery little thing aren't you?"
"In time you will call me master."
"A little higher, just a little higher."
"I never knew I had it in me."
"Grab it, almost..you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy..."
"Hey, point that thing someplace else!"
"Back door, huh? Good idea!"
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"Hold on back there!"
"They came from behind!"
"They came from behind!"
Teddy bears.. hahaha... so true.
Hehheh
Young fool, only now....at the end do you understand!
*lightning comes from fingers*
*lightning comes from fingers*
"Let's blow this thing and go home!"
We should have a Star Wars humour thread...
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Ha ha, good one Protoss
LOL
> 6. The Emperor's best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding
> teddy bears.
LOL :D
> teddy bears.
LOL :D
Top ten reasons not to join the Empire:
10. Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of defense.
9. All ships and installations are built around a "main reactor."
8. Exhaust ports are big enough for proton torpedoes and always lead to the "main reactor."
7. TIE Fighters have no shields.
6. The Emperor's best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding teddy bears.
5. Officers over the rank of Lieutenant have a life expectancy of two weeks.
4. Everything proceeds as the Emperor has foreseen.
3. Stormtroopers are picked for their intelligence and common sense.
2. The Emperor allows the alliance to know the location of the shield generator.
1. Bounty Hunters, We don't need their scum!
10. Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of defense.
9. All ships and installations are built around a "main reactor."
8. Exhaust ports are big enough for proton torpedoes and always lead to the "main reactor."
7. TIE Fighters have no shields.
6. The Emperor's best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding teddy bears.
5. Officers over the rank of Lieutenant have a life expectancy of two weeks.
4. Everything proceeds as the Emperor has foreseen.
3. Stormtroopers are picked for their intelligence and common sense.
2. The Emperor allows the alliance to know the location of the shield generator.
1. Bounty Hunters, We don't need their scum!
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