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"You Call That a Return? (Story)"

So the Cronies are dead huh?

Wrong...

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When the smoke had cleared and the coughing had stopped, the PS 2 Crew had forgotten that there was one member of the Cronies who escaped the rummage, and made a jump for a gap between two walls at the side of the room, AbsoluT Neo.

"Guys?" Neo shouted, coughing and spluttering,

But all that could be heard was an echo, which got louder as the hole got deepeR..

There was a lot of rubble on the ground and most of the roof had caved in, it would have been impossible to remove to see if anyone was still alive.

Little did Neo or the PS 2 Crew know that that underground there was a cellar where Asher & the gang used to plan his secret missions and that there was a trap door which the Cronies had sneaked into whilst the PS 2 Crew aimlessly shot the floor of the room

All of a sudden the door came crashing down, Neo quickly turned around and reached for his USP, but to his surprise, Asher, RM18 and Natbuc were Standing there, looking menacing, barely touched?

"W-W-WhaT..buT..y-y-you ?Just?.huh?" stuttered Neo barely able to get his words out straight

"No time for questions or answer's, come on we have a job to do" yelled Asher

"All I can tell you is that the cronies had sussed it out all along that KR and Tom had been secretly dating and had made a plan to join the PS 2 Crew again.."

Neo gasped as he slowly picked himself up from the floor and slowly made his way out the door, where El Liquido was waiting with CDouch

"Those double cross (dressing) fools, we'll get them" RM18 said angrily promptly re-loading up his M9.

Meanwhile, the PS Crew and their new members had met up for a drink inside Sharrods Hotel,

"ha ha ha that showed them" sniggered Tom

"So what now, shall we spam together?" whispered KR "or jump into bed together Tom?"

Toms Face went Red..

"What are you two whispering about?" said Pro Evo scratching his head?

"I thought we said no secrets right?..who put this thing together...ME! that's who..now drink and be merry.. the Cronies are dead.. we rule this place now"

all of a sudden the lights went dark..

KR and Tom sat shivering and hugging each other in the corner..

"Bah, stupid electric companies, they think they own ya" said Pro Evo with an element of surprise?

"TOM, KR, Stop being a pair of girls and go and find-out what?s going on with these bloody lights" moaned Triple H

Tom and KR slowly started making their way towards the door and began to climb the downstairs to see the manager about the lighting problem..

"I have a bad feeling about this Tom" Shivered KR

"Don't worry nothing will be the matter, its only lights, the cronies are dead remember? We out fooled them, we out classed them we out smart.. and well you get the picture yeh?" said Tom..

"Picture? Where? Leonardo da Vinci..where? No I don?t please explain" cried KR

"Look, I'll tell you what, forget about the lights, lets go outside and sit in the Limo for a while and Jeeves can take us home, what do you reckon?" said Tom Cheerfully

"Ok Lets go" said KR looking more happy now and shivering less.

Back at camp revenge, RM18 and Neo had been informed by Asher to find the double crosser?s and finish them once and for all to show their loyalty to the Cronie's

As RM18 and Neo walked towards Neo's MR2, RM18 stopped to find a burnt note on the floor, it read, 'Reservation, Sharrods 10pm'

"Look Neo, Sharrods now why does that ring a bell?.hmmmm ermmm, that's it! Its KR's favourites hotel, he loves to buy his Pepsi's there!" said RM18 Laughing

At that point Neo started laughing "Pepsi?! ha ha.. LETS MOVE!"

Back at the Hotel...

"Right were gonna get the Lights back on now Pro, me and KR are off" said Tom

"Weldone lads, just like the Owls (Sheffield Weds) ya neva let me down" Yelled a Drunk Pro Evo dropping beer all over the place

"Now whose for a game of Pro Evolution Soccer?" Smirked Pro

Tom and KR Began walking down the stairs again, they said 'gnite to Sharrods owner Mohammed Ali G

"Respect Man..Jus You Remember I is The baddest man in da place and not you" said Ali moving 'iz hands around everywhere

Tom and KR giggled out the front door and got into the Limo?

"Jeeve?s we?d like to go home" said KR looking much more happy now

"Rightio Young Chaps" Smiled Jeeves

Jeeves turned the ignition...

*BOOM*

"Did Some say Babboon??!" shouted Longy

The Limo went up into flames?

"What the 'eck was that" shouted Pro Evo struggling to get to his feet and to the window..

Mohammed Ali G came running outside and saw two masked men standing there laughing as they looked up at the window and took their masks off, it was RM18 and Neo?

"Look what you done Man, iz it cause I iz a bad man" said Mo Ali

"No it's because the Cronies are Back" said RM18 as they both walked towards Asher who stood in the distance clapping his hands

"who needs kids, when ive got men" he smirked.

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The Cronies will Never Die..

Thanks for Reading

AbsoluT Neo

Cheers Mate

lol!

Haha.

Good stuff Neo. :D

Lol calm down everyone this is nothin but a joke!!

you know like ha ha ha?

dont take any of it seriously..

There was a bit in KR's Story where he said KR and Tom went bed (not together)
that gave me the idea...

but don't take it to heart its' only meant to be a joke guys, sorry if you got offended by it,

but don't because its only a story...its not true..its fiction!

he is very jealous he aint in the Ps2 Crew

As we all are, hes grown up so fast

he likes taking about gay things, and finally he has plucked up the courage to write a story adding his feelings, i am proud of him

Im baffled, the only thing i can think of is RETARD! did know one read the story, the Cronies never died, GIMP! the whole of the PS2 crew shot through the ground then they fell in then i made the ceiling fall on them but it was only dead they weren't ever dead *Longy shakes head* And what is it with all the Gay refrences that is just plain sad and wierd

heh my story rules, shall be up in a minute

Shadow wrote:
> Now that's a story

May I add, fictional.

You just want to be in the crew, and can't believe I left the allmighty croanies to join them :P

Oh, and you dissin' jeeves?

(and I'm not gay, how you could build up the image that I am gay, over an internet connection, is quite remarkable)