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"Don't vote for your friends!"

A vote for your friend is a vote for DEATH.

You think they're good mates? You think they like you? WRONG. They hate you. They hate everything about you because you're a crap, crap writer.

But hey, you'll ignore my advice, like you always do. And what'll happen? They'll become a notable, and they'll put on the smile, thank you for the votes...

And then they'll discover what a notable is REALLY about, and they won't give a crap about you anymore. All the times you had saying "hi" in the worlds longest thread all night to each other because you've got nothing better to do like live.

And you'll lose your friend, and you'll have nothing left to live for because you realise he doesn't want to post in the worlds longest thread any more, because hey, he doesn't need to.

They'll think they's SO much better than you. You'll be like the son who wants to play the recorder for a living when he grows up, a daughter who wants to grow up and be that voice that everyone hears when they order crap from Argos on the phone.

And what then? Your only friend in the whole wide world... a notable? You thought it would be cool. You thought they would put in "a good word" for you, because that's what notables do, don't they? They can talk to Snuggly and get games just for sending him some porn in the afternoon. That's what happens.

But it won't. You'll lose that friend, your only friend. You'll sit in a corner and cry your eyes out because you realise that you've wasted your life by writing "hi" over and over again to people who didn't really like you in the first place. And you'll be found DEAD. DEAD. Because you've got no friends, you can't write, you thought you could piggy back off a notable and get some free games so you can escape from that crap world of "hi" and "anyone there?"

But you won't listen, because "im notible, keep takin da pills, yeh, your wierd"... and you'll vote for your friend. But don't come crying to me when he blocks you on MSN and starts writing topics, not about gaming... but about life. The life you'll never have.

So when the vote comes, and you've got to make that decision, really look at what your friend's REAL intentions are... because I know, I KNOW, they'll dump you between their cheeks on the street, leave you dry and white, rotting in the sun.

And no, that's not a good thing. Muuuh.

A vote for your friend is a vote for DEATH.

You think they're good mates? You think they like you? WRONG. They hate you. They hate everything about you because you're a crap, crap writer.

But hey, you'll ignore my advice, like you always do. And what'll happen? They'll become a notable, and they'll put on the smile, thank you for the votes...

And then they'll discover what a notable is REALLY about, and they won't give a crap about you anymore. All the times you had saying "hi" in the worlds longest thread all night to each other because you've got nothing better to do like live.

And you'll lose your friend, and you'll have nothing left to live for because you realise he doesn't want to post in the worlds longest thread any more, because hey, he doesn't need to.

They'll think they's SO much better than you. You'll be like the son who wants to play the recorder for a living when he grows up, a daughter who wants to grow up and be that voice that everyone hears when they order crap from Argos on the phone.

And what then? Your only friend in the whole wide world... a notable? You thought it would be cool. You thought they would put in "a good word" for you, because that's what notables do, don't they? They can talk to Snuggly and get games just for sending him some porn in the afternoon. That's what happens.

But it won't. You'll lose that friend, your only friend. You'll sit in a corner and cry your eyes out because you realise that you've wasted your life by writing "hi" over and over again to people who didn't really like you in the first place. And you'll be found DEAD. DEAD. Because you've got no friends, you can't write, you thought you could piggy back off a notable and get some free games so you can escape from that crap world of "hi" and "anyone there?"

But you won't listen, because "im notible, keep takin da pills, yeh, your wierd"... and you'll vote for your friend. But don't come crying to me when he blocks you on MSN and starts writing topics, not about gaming... but about life. The life you'll never have.

So when the vote comes, and you've got to make that decision, really look at what your friend's REAL intentions are... because I know, I KNOW, they'll dump you between their cheeks on the street, leave you dry and white, rotting in the sun.

And no, that's not a good thing. Muuuh.

Humm. I'll take that as a compliment. Even though it might not even be related to me.

I think what Grix is trying to say is that I rule.

SHEEPY wrote:
> I think what Grix is trying to say is that I rule.

I think you are very right.

Grix, none of them will read it. It's all too long and they're all too stupid.

I have no idea who I'll vote for this time. Everyone who deserves it already is one.

Except me. I don't think I should be. That's not me saying that to get attention, that's my genuine feeling.

So I think I'll vote for Dogsnuts, or maybe Shaneo, who knows...

I'm thinking one of:

Mystique
Strafex
Ortega
Monkey Man

Hmmm RBS dosn't make half as many posts in the WLT as he used to in his pre notable days.

Hmmm, interesting.

:-P RBS



Anyone here?

Hmmm, I'm thinking of the people who actually right good stuff, and I can count those guys and gals on one hand.

...I might do a repeat vote of last time...

What you all want is to vote for somone to become notable who won't also be changed by the promotion. Since, essentially, you don't want them to change, why bother voting for them at all, and putting on the pressure?

I say, replace "notable" with "ignore me" and vote for n00bs, flamers and spammers instead.

IB

Oh goody - you're in a great mood this morning, Bartender boy.