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A vote for your friend is a vote for DEATH.
You think they're good mates? You think they like you? WRONG. They hate you. They hate everything about you because you're a crap, crap writer.
But hey, you'll ignore my advice, like you always do. And what'll happen? They'll become a notable, and they'll put on the smile, thank you for the votes...
And then they'll discover what a notable is REALLY about, and they won't give a crap about you anymore. All the times you had saying "hi" in the worlds longest thread all night to each other because you've got nothing better to do like live.
And you'll lose your friend, and you'll have nothing left to live for because you realise he doesn't want to post in the worlds longest thread any more, because hey, he doesn't need to.
They'll think they's SO much better than you. You'll be like the son who wants to play the recorder for a living when he grows up, a daughter who wants to grow up and be that voice that everyone hears when they order crap from Argos on the phone.
And what then? Your only friend in the whole wide world... a notable? You thought it would be cool. You thought they would put in "a good word" for you, because that's what notables do, don't they? They can talk to Snuggly and get games just for sending him some porn in the afternoon. That's what happens.
But it won't. You'll lose that friend, your only friend. You'll sit in a corner and cry your eyes out because you realise that you've wasted your life by writing "hi" over and over again to people who didn't really like you in the first place. And you'll be found DEAD. DEAD. Because you've got no friends, you can't write, you thought you could piggy back off a notable and get some free games so you can escape from that crap world of "hi" and "anyone there?"
But you won't listen, because "im notible, keep takin da pills, yeh, your wierd"... and you'll vote for your friend. But don't come crying to me when he blocks you on MSN and starts writing topics, not about gaming... but about life. The life you'll never have.
So when the vote comes, and you've got to make that decision, really look at what your friend's REAL intentions are... because I know, I KNOW, they'll dump you between their cheeks on the street, leave you dry and white, rotting in the sun.
And no, that's not a good thing. Muuuh.
You think they're good mates? You think they like you? WRONG. They hate you. They hate everything about you because you're a crap, crap writer.
But hey, you'll ignore my advice, like you always do. And what'll happen? They'll become a notable, and they'll put on the smile, thank you for the votes...
And then they'll discover what a notable is REALLY about, and they won't give a crap about you anymore. All the times you had saying "hi" in the worlds longest thread all night to each other because you've got nothing better to do like live.
And you'll lose your friend, and you'll have nothing left to live for because you realise he doesn't want to post in the worlds longest thread any more, because hey, he doesn't need to.
They'll think they's SO much better than you. You'll be like the son who wants to play the recorder for a living when he grows up, a daughter who wants to grow up and be that voice that everyone hears when they order crap from Argos on the phone.
And what then? Your only friend in the whole wide world... a notable? You thought it would be cool. You thought they would put in "a good word" for you, because that's what notables do, don't they? They can talk to Snuggly and get games just for sending him some porn in the afternoon. That's what happens.
But it won't. You'll lose that friend, your only friend. You'll sit in a corner and cry your eyes out because you realise that you've wasted your life by writing "hi" over and over again to people who didn't really like you in the first place. And you'll be found DEAD. DEAD. Because you've got no friends, you can't write, you thought you could piggy back off a notable and get some free games so you can escape from that crap world of "hi" and "anyone there?"
But you won't listen, because "im notible, keep takin da pills, yeh, your wierd"... and you'll vote for your friend. But don't come crying to me when he blocks you on MSN and starts writing topics, not about gaming... but about life. The life you'll never have.
So when the vote comes, and you've got to make that decision, really look at what your friend's REAL intentions are... because I know, I KNOW, they'll dump you between their cheeks on the street, leave you dry and white, rotting in the sun.
And no, that's not a good thing. Muuuh.
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How paranoic....
*girly chant*
Vote Venom!! Vote Byte!! Vote Venonmbyte!!
WHOOOOOO!!
Vote Venom!! Vote Byte!! Vote Venonmbyte!!
WHOOOOOO!!
don't vote for your freinds- Vote for Semajal!
yawn.
Too early to read stuff.
yawn.
Too early to read stuff.
Hey nh. Jive wants to know your MSN account.
Or even Inane Bartender
Mwuhahhahhaa
;D
P.s. Morning Bartender - may I also add my congratulations on reaching the illustrious position of a regular in these forums.
Mwuhahhahhaa
;D
P.s. Morning Bartender - may I also add my congratulations on reaching the illustrious position of a regular in these forums.
And call yourself Insane-Bartender huh?
I could always create a second forum account, and make it take 3 years to reach regular.
Don't push me, I AM crazy enough to do it.
Don't push me, I AM crazy enough to do it.
Ya, since yesterday, not quite 5 months is it.
Hehe, sorry. :-D
Hehe, sorry. :-D
Well, we did argue quite a lot...
:D
:D
OMG!!
382 posts, 31564 words
I posted 90 posts yesterday???
382 posts, 31564 words
I posted 90 posts yesterday???
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