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"(Operation Arrrrggghhh)"

(This may be difficult for most of you, but I really need you to write something interesting. Grix is just about dead, having slept for about 7 hours in the past few days. And while I'm sure he'll love you to out do him by telling us of the time you only slept for *6* hours in a few days, don't even bother saying it, unless it has an interesting story behind it.)

(You see, I really need Grix awake at the moment, and I'm afraid he's going to fall asleep on his keyboard any second. It would be fantastically human of you, if you could possibly write something interesting in this thread.)

(If you really need help for me to tell you what's interesting and what's not... I overestimate you. But all the same, so I don't have to worry, I'm going to anyway.)

(Interesting: Funny story that happened to you. Not interesting: Funny story that happened to you while you were drunk.)

(Interesting: How you once took down three people when they cornered you and asked you for your wallet. Not interesting: How you once took down three people in Goldeneye in the space of a few seconds.)

(I'm sure you have enough knowledge now. Just write stuff, interesting stuff that's happened to you. If this forum doesn't fill, apart from Grix dozing away, I'll also be left with the same taste in my mouth from you people as I taste now. To be fair, I'm utterly convinced half of you haven't done anything exciting in your entire life, and this is at least your chance to prove me wrong.)

(Anything. Just tell us about yourself. Maybe something you've been meaning to get off your chest.)

I was nearly sick at lunch today... due to laughter... about arsse bandits and them robbing trains.

Probably not particularly interesting, but better than most of the stuff so far.

I was cooking the other day. I like to fry up some mince, stick some curry poweder on it, some gravy granules, some water and a bit of veg. Boil it up for a few minutes and stick in over a jacket spud.

Only the other day I wasn't paying much attention and I'd stuck too much water in. I could of let it all boil away, but the potato was done.

I figured I'd stick a load of gravy granules in to thicken it up a bit.

Only I picked up the curry poweder and without thinking, shook some into the saucepan. ONly none came out. So I shook it some more, still not realising it was curry powder.

In the end about half the tub came out in a big lump, so I had all this bloody curry powder in my food.

Somehow I managed to eat it, but I was farting like an arab for all of the next day at work. And they were damn smelly ones as well...

Improvise :D

Grix Thraves wrote:
> (The only one that would even possibly ban you for that, would be
> Hybrid, but then he's only 47% gay anyway, so there's still the
> overpowering urge.)
>

47%...Not anymore
;o)
RRRRrrrrrrrrrr




> (Type away, Mystique.)
Well this one time at band camp.

When drunk, I tried to handle five girls at the same time in some house in Hampton Court.

Failed. However, Pink Floyd kept my spirits up in the morning.

Grix Thraves wrote:

>
> (Grix is still awake, in contrast to popular thought. He wants to
> write a topic about how he just caught his dribble as it nearly hit
> the floor, just like Mission Impossible but more retarded. I refuse to
> let him.)

Good on ya brainy!

(It's a bit hard to communicate with pictures of nude women with their legs in the air. It's hard to communicate with pictures of women on the whole, anyway.)

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Mr. Chainsaw wrote:
> "Oooops that could count for a story when i was drunk..."
>
> (Yeah, and probably explained why it was boring.)
>

ah your hard to please - go look at porn or something!

Mr. Chainsaw wrote:
"Oooops that could count for a story when i was drunk..."

(Yeah, and probably explained why it was boring.)

(And Rasta, there's not a lot we could possibly say that could change the way you are, so don't expect anyone to say much. Sure, comments like the wonderfully inspired one made doesn't help much, but life is life. We're all stuck down with what we're given, and we've got to make use of what we have. Good can come from anything, you know.)

(Grix is still awake, in contrast to popular thought. He wants to write a topic about how he just caught his dribble as it nearly hit the floor, just like Mission Impossible but more retarded. I refuse to let him.)

Sadat-X wrote:
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
> My mate jumped off the ferry on the way to Calais, he got bollcoked
> :D
>
> That's pretty funny

Pretty stupid too.