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Fat People can:
Eat loads
Fall over and not get up
Sit around all day complaining about how fat they are, not appreciating the fact that they are just sitting around doing nothing!
Eat thin people
Thin People can:
Be supermodels
Laugh at fat people
Run
Do stuff
Be sexy
Which is it for you?
Eat loads
Fall over and not get up
Sit around all day complaining about how fat they are, not appreciating the fact that they are just sitting around doing nothing!
Eat thin people
Thin People can:
Be supermodels
Laugh at fat people
Run
Do stuff
Be sexy
Which is it for you?
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thin people can be sexy? people can be too thin
I remember seeing something on Sally Jesse Rafael (or whatever it's called) once which had me in fits of laughter.
It was about all these fat woman (about 500 pounds so HUGE!!) and every one of them said they don't over-eat. They all say that right? But one of them went as far as saying she overdrinks, and that's why she is fat. Sally then said something along the lines of "Alcohol?" And this is the best bit. The woman replied, "No, tea."
As a result, my friend and I (his TV, his Sky, I don't have Sky. Grrrrrr.....!) were on the floor crying with laughter. The line "No, tea" was repeated everywhere we went for a few weeks after, until finally, it lost it's funnyness.
Guess you had to be there though. :-D
In fact, I have another friend who really wants to be fat. He eats and eats, and never puts on an ounce. He is quite annoyed, since his ambition in life is to sit in a big armchair, next to a big fridge and just watch TV all day. Some ambition. Although how do these people do it? What is there to watch around lunch time!?
It was about all these fat woman (about 500 pounds so HUGE!!) and every one of them said they don't over-eat. They all say that right? But one of them went as far as saying she overdrinks, and that's why she is fat. Sally then said something along the lines of "Alcohol?" And this is the best bit. The woman replied, "No, tea."
As a result, my friend and I (his TV, his Sky, I don't have Sky. Grrrrrr.....!) were on the floor crying with laughter. The line "No, tea" was repeated everywhere we went for a few weeks after, until finally, it lost it's funnyness.
Guess you had to be there though. :-D
In fact, I have another friend who really wants to be fat. He eats and eats, and never puts on an ounce. He is quite annoyed, since his ambition in life is to sit in a big armchair, next to a big fridge and just watch TV all day. Some ambition. Although how do these people do it? What is there to watch around lunch time!?
I'm, well quite fat but don't mind. In my case i think it has made me more popular at school!
The BIGMAN
The BIGMAN
In fact, they* should be kept indoors altogether. Don't want them spoiling any summer snapshots do we?
*nobody in particular. So I'm not being offensive.
*nobody in particular. So I'm not being offensive.
I could see my rib-cage up until I was about 11... then I started eating crap and I'm still thin but putting bit of weight on...
Fat people are fat... it's a fact... and they should know they are and should not wear tight clothes... eurgh
Fat people are fat... it's a fact... and they should know they are and should not wear tight clothes... eurgh
Grix Thraves wrote:
> I'm a half skinny bloke. Used to be a lot more skinny, but I actually
> look pretty human now.
Lol.
> I'm a half skinny bloke. Used to be a lot more skinny, but I actually
> look pretty human now.
Lol.
I'm a half skinny bloke. Used to be a lot more skinny, but I actually look pretty human now.
Im skinny to look at, but i have a tiny bit of protruding stomach that i cant seem to shift, i eat healthy (relatively) and do loads of exercise, but it just wont budge. :(
I'm thin and i eat loads but dont put on anything lucky me eh? :D
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