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> pure-ownage wrote:
> do u feed dapple apples to your gay geese?
>
> There was a program on TV the other night, The Secret of Gay Animals.
> That's where the inspiration for my tagline came from, because animals
> can be gay too, it's quite natural, apparently.
>
> And no, I don't actually have any geese.
i bet u watched this gay animal program hoping for some gay monkeys or gay men to pop up. small frog did
> do u feed dapple apples to your gay geese?
There was a program on TV the other night, The Secret of Gay Animals. That's where the inspiration for my tagline came from, because animals can be gay too, it's quite natural, apparently.
And no, I don't actually have any geese.
Malformed and mutilated fruit.
Laugh a minu...
OW!
> What on earth is a dapple-apple anyway?
>
> OW.
A dapple-apple starts off as a regular apple, then you bruise it up a bit, well quite a lot, then you cut slits into it.
Juice oozes out of it, and it goes really funny.
Dapple-apples are funny.
OW.