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Driving to the office this morning on the M4, I looked over to my left to witness a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 mph with her face right up against her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashing and burning Big Jim and the Twins, ruining the damn phone and DISCONNECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashing and burning Big Jim and the Twins, ruining the damn phone and DISCONNECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!
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Sorry for the double post.
Ok if you think this joke is cack you have permission to mock and I will pass it on to my brother.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby in her arms and goes to pay her fare. all of a sudden the driver says to her "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen" Angry the woman goes to the back of the bus and sits down.
A little later a man can see she is angry and goes to try and cheer her up. "whats up" he says
"The driver really insulted me and embarassed me in front of every one"
"Why don't you go and complain, don't worry i'll look after your chimpanzee"
What did you think?
A woman gets on a bus with her baby in her arms and goes to pay her fare. all of a sudden the driver says to her "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen" Angry the woman goes to the back of the bus and sits down.
A little later a man can see she is angry and goes to try and cheer her up. "whats up" he says
"The driver really insulted me and embarassed me in front of every one"
"Why don't you go and complain, don't worry i'll look after your chimpanzee"
What did you think?
Ok if you think this joke is cack you have permission to mock and I will pass it on to my brother.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby in her arms and goes to pay her fare. all of a sudden the driver says to her "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen" Angry the woman goes to the back of the bus and sits down.
A little later a man can see she is angry and goes to try and cheer her up. "whats up" he says
"The driver really insulted me and embarassed me in front of every one"
"Why don't you go and complain, don't worry i'll look after your chimpanzee"
What did you think?
A woman gets on a bus with her baby in her arms and goes to pay her fare. all of a sudden the driver says to her "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen" Angry the woman goes to the back of the bus and sits down.
A little later a man can see she is angry and goes to try and cheer her up. "whats up" he says
"The driver really insulted me and embarassed me in front of every one"
"Why don't you go and complain, don't worry i'll look after your chimpanzee"
What did you think?
Just tell us the damn joke already...
Oh, well done Grix.
Your first post without mentioning SoA.
: )
Oh, well done Grix.
Your first post without mentioning SoA.
: )
your honour u should no better than 2 drive with phone and i thought u were suppose 2 b respected noteable
Umm ok
My brother told me the joke so it's liable to be cack.
My brother told me the joke so it's liable to be cack.
Surely it would be more fun if we wrote down every joke ever made and see if we can guess which one you are going to put down.
Makes you wonder why women get cheaper insurance doesn't it.
I've got a joke if you want to hear it.
I've got a joke if you want to hear it.
It's funny because its, er,
*runs*
*runs*
FFF's joke of the day:
Turbonutter
heh, hehe, heee ha, hehe hee, hmmmmmmmmm
Turbonutter
heh, hehe, heee ha, hehe hee, hmmmmmmmmm
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