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Driving to the office this morning on the M4, I looked over to my left to witness a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 mph with her face right up against her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashing and burning Big Jim and the Twins, ruining the damn phone and DISCONNECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashing and burning Big Jim and the Twins, ruining the damn phone and DISCONNECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!
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Driving to the office this morning on the M4, I looked over to my left to witness a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 mph with her face right up against her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashing and burning Big Jim and the Twins, ruining the damn phone and DISCONNECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashing and burning Big Jim and the Twins, ruining the damn phone and DISCONNECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!
Women drivers indeed. :D
Happened to me just the other week, I had a custard doughnought, damn custurd splattered onto the windscreen when i bit into it!!
Why is that women drivers have flashy cars. I seen women to day with a porce.
Nickobold wrote:
> Why is that women drivers have flashy cars. I seen women to day with a
> porce.
Porsche!!
> Why is that women drivers have flashy cars. I seen women to day with a
> porce.
Porsche!!
FFF's joke of the day:
Turbonutter
heh, hehe, heee ha, hehe hee, hmmmmmmmmm
Turbonutter
heh, hehe, heee ha, hehe hee, hmmmmmmmmm
It's funny because its, er,
*runs*
*runs*
Makes you wonder why women get cheaper insurance doesn't it.
I've got a joke if you want to hear it.
I've got a joke if you want to hear it.
Surely it would be more fun if we wrote down every joke ever made and see if we can guess which one you are going to put down.
Umm ok
My brother told me the joke so it's liable to be cack.
My brother told me the joke so it's liable to be cack.
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