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“BOOM!!” A massive roar is let out by the sell-out audience, as the Big Red Machine Kane (Starlight) walks to the ring! This man is a former SRW Champion and Tag Team Champion, so there is no doubt that he is a dangerous man, and he can grapple as well as brawl.
“DONG! Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’!!” The crowd erupt with boos and jeers as The Undertaker (Jetster)’s music hits, they’re really hyped up for this match!
CLANG!! FROM BEHIND, TAKER (JETSTER) WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO KANE (STARLIGHT)!! He came through the crowd and Kane had no idea, Taker could win right here as makes a cover-1…2…OOOOHH!! Kane just kicks out, to the delight of the crowd. Taker doesn’t seem to mind too much though, he wants some of Kane, and he starts off by whipping him into the turnbuckle and following it up with a clothesline!
Kane (Starlight) staggers out and Taker (Jet) comes at him with his boot raised high-WHAM! Massive kick to the face, knocking Kane to the mat once again. Taker viciously stomps on his opponent, before bouncing off the ropes and dropping an elbow into the midsection of Ka…but no, Kane scrambles out of the way, and as Taker recovers he delivers his knee straight into the side of the Dead Man’s face!
This is turning into a surprisingly fast paced match-up, as Kane (Starlight) tosses Taker (Jetster) into the ropes and takes him down with a Powerslam! Kane then lifts Taker onto his shoulder, and tries to ram Taker head-first into the turnbuckle but Taker slides off, and instead it’s Kane who runs into it. He falls back straight into Taker’s clutch, and a Backdrop Suplex!
Taker (Jetster) slides out of the ring and…well it looks as though he’s looking for a foreign object…he’s got a Fire Extinguisher! He turns to see his opponent on the apron, and he quickly reacts by spraying it everywhere! “MWA HA HA!!” Taker laughs madly as the foam goes everywhere, all over Kane’s face! But…Kane (Starlight)’s just standing there! I think he’s closed his eyes, and the mask covers the rest of his face! Taker looks shocked, and isn’t ready as Kane leaps off the apron, scoring with a Flying Clothesline, and knocking Taker over the Announcer’s Table!
Kane (Starlight) continues to beat harshly on Undertaker (Jetster), some hard shots to the back and to the stomach leaving Taker in a bad way. Kane lifts him above his head and then drops him, causing his head to smash straight onto the table! Kane lifts him up again…what’s he doing here…HE TOSSES HIM OVER THE TABLE, AND ONTO THE NEXT!! SMASH!! HE GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH IT!!
We’re shown an action replay as Taker (Jetster) goes flying over JR (RM18) and King (MoJo)’s heads, and through the Spanish Announcer’s Table instead! JR (RM18) shouts, “Dammit, my matches would be better than this one! I’m itching to show everyone what I can do!” and King (Mojo) replies with, “Maybe I could write a spoof about this match, which would be extremely funny and win me more GAD prizes!”
Back to the action though as this time it’s Kane (Starlight)’s turn to look underneath the ring…he brings out a Radio! He sets it on the floor, plugs it into a socket which just happens to be behind the remaining Table, and turns it on, and some weird Country music starts playing…hey look, Kane (Starlight)’s doing some Irish dancing! The crowd are in hysterics as Kane shows off his dancing skills, before picking up the radio and whacking it over Undertaker (Jetster)’s head! Great stuff!
The fun over, Kane (Starlight) brings Taker (Jetster) back to the squared circle, and hooks the leg, 1…2…and Taker manages to somehow kick-out, showing his resiliancy! Kane looks frustrated, and he throws Taker into the ropes, and catches him by the throat! He goes for a Chokeslam, but Taker escapes with a kick to the nether-regions! And then another! Taker viciously shoves Kane between his legs, lifts him onto his shoulders, and brings him down to the canvas-WHAM!! THE LAST RIDE! THE IMPACT ECHOED ALL AROUND THE ARENA!
Taker (Jetster) should really be trying to win this now, but instead he’s got a steel chair and placed it into the middle of the ring. He picks up Kane (Starlight), an evil smile forming across his face, and then he puts him between his legs again, and lifts him…oh no, I think I know what he’s going for here! A Tombstone Piledriver onto the steel chair!! He brings him down and – wait, Taker doesn’t look too good…I think Kane delivered an unorthodox Low Blow while he was hanging upside down!
Taker (Jetster) staggers back against the ropes, which then bounce him straight into the arms of Kane (Starlight)!! CHOKESLAM ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! This one’s over!
1…2…kick-out!! Amazing!
Kane (Starlight) can’t believe it, but it looks like he has one more idea up his sleeve. He puts a badly dazed Taker (Jet) onto the top rope, and then climbs up after him. He then puts Taker onto the bottom rope, and…he puts Taker between his legs and lifts him-he’s going for the Tombstone Piledriver from the top rope! But just like last time, his opponent holds onto the bottom rope and Kane can’t keep his balance, falling back onto the canvas!
Kane (Starlight) slowly gets back to his feet, but doesn’t see Taker (Jet) on the top rope! Flying Crossbody into a pin!! 1…2…and Kane reverses into his own pin, 1…2…
And Taker powers out once again, before knocking Kane down with a clothesline!
Taker (Jet) then quickly puts Kane (Starlight) onto his shoulders, but so they are both facing the same way! ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! KANE MUST BE OUT COLD!!
Taker (Jetster) slowly crawls across Kane (Starlight), 1…2…
3!! He’s done it! The Undertaker (Jetster) has won this battle, this war with Kane (Starlight)!! The crowd accept the hard work done by both men and applaud, but they are obviously disappointed at the outcome. Taker (Jet) stands on the top rope, his arms held aloft in celebration! Kane (Starlight) is somehow conscious and he points as Taker as if to say, “you won this time, but we shall fight again.” They stare each-other down before Kane (Starlight) leaves the ring, showing some respect for the victor. However, I’m sure the ongoing feud between these two won’t be over for a long while to come…
The winner of this match: The Undertaker (Jetster).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
> I feel maybe a little less introduction at start would have made it
> better but no the actual match was great.
Yeah, that was a bit long but I wanted to make sure everyone knew the massive history these two have.
Ah well, I suppose there is another promo about it still to come.
> Great match Ant.
>
> I'm not sure Taker vs Kane would be the opening match in a PPV, but at
> least this one would've got the crowd hyped up.
Yeah, I decided I may as well be the person to kick off the show, and I also want to have a long time on the main event.
Thanks for the comments by the way, sorry if it was a bit short but I was trying to keep it action-packed and reasonably fast.
I'm not sure Taker vs Kane would be the opening match in a PPV, but at least this one would've got the crowd hyped up.
Well done to Undertaker (Jetster).
I'll be off to write the promo now.
:-)
The answer is: Of course they will! Duh! What did you expect?
I do believe RM18 asks more questions than me. Better change that right now.
Will Mojojojo make a spoof out of this match? Has the Undertaker sold his bike? Will Starlight get a present? Find out on the next episode of Batman.
P.S. What music shall I give the two CAW wrestlers I'm writing a match for?
What style are the two teams of CAW wrestlers? e.g. big guys, cruiserwaights etc.
Thanks