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Mon 22/04/02 at 20:08
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Posts: 787
Today i found a new lease of life. my mother surprised me with a
special gift, an early Birthday present, my mum has
never done this before as she was always scared that she would buy me
something I would not like. Well I can safely say
she got me the perfect gift! A new pet rock. I have called it Bob he
is wonderfull I have never had so much fun in
my life, taking it for a drag is my favourite part of having a pet.

Its the first time I have been happy in almost one year, I have
been unhappy ever since my last pet rock died R.I.P Dave
I was giving Dave a bath when the phone rang, he was only a pebble at
this stage not quite a rock yet, the bathwater was
only about an inch deap. Anyway I ran to the phone thinking Dave was
going to be ok but I was wrong. On the phone was my
friend Jim we got chatting and I shuddered, I realised that I had
left Dave in the bath, I slammed the phone down and
ran up the stairs, but it was too late, he had drowned.

I cried for days upon end, I skipped school and just cried all day
long, cradeling Dave in my arms. I was distraught
my mum didnt know what to do to help, the truth is she couldnt. For
12 long months I was run down and would just lash
out at people for no reason whatsoever. No on could
understand my inner grief, not even my beloved family, Dave and I
were inseperable for months and then I, the one who loved him most,
killed him. I could not come to terms with what I had done and my
guilt was intolerable, I had killed my only true friend Dave. I loved
Dave and so did my other friends. We alll treasured his amazing
wisdom and his powerful advice, that solemn look he always gave us
was the one thing special about him.

For weeks I continued to hide myself away depriving myself of school
and food trying to come to terms with myself. Slowly the guilt faded
and I had only memories of the great things Dave and me did, happy
yet sad memories that reminded me of him. My family tried everything
to help me through, giving me presents and clothes but nothing could
replace my Dave. He was my rock, he never changed his mind and was
always right, well most of the time I just did as he said - the stern
gazing eyes always made me believe he was right. Anyway, my family
continues to try and until now I have never been able to fully accept
their gifts because they just did not replace my Dave. Sure I thanked
them kindly for their efforts but again deep down I still had my
guilt.

Today however things have changed. My new pet Bob is exactly how Dave
was and more, not to say Dave was not excellent fun, he loves going
on drags and he is not a pebble like Dave was. Bob is a stone! I just
thought I would spread my joy here with you guys, you have to meet
Bob! He is amazing and he does not just give me that stern look like
Dave did, if I look at him from the other side he disagrees. Bob is
brilliant, I just wish Dave could be back to meet him they would get
on like a house on fire but sadly he cannot be with me and Bob.

I just wanted to share my joy with you, and hope you will be happy
with me. :D
Tue 23/04/02 at 19:12
Posts: 0
Mystique wrote:
> $alvatore wrote:
> ok theres somethings you need to know here
>
> 1.that topic was utter spam ------ Shut up
> 2.this will not get you a GAD ------- Maybe he didnt do it for GAD
> 3.nobody cares about your damm rock ---- Some people might
> 4.you`ve got a porblem ---- Whats a porblem?

1. same.....
2. i didnt expect to get one! i just wrots it as a laugh!
3. yeah good job Dave cant here you :P
4. same + whats the problem in having a laugh?
Tue 23/04/02 at 00:38
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Posts: 18,775
$alvatore wrote:
> ok theres somethings you need to know here
>
> 1.that topic was utter spam ------ Shut up
> 2.this will not get you a GAD ------- Maybe he didnt do it for GAD
> 3.nobody cares about your damm rock ---- Some people might
> 4.you`ve got a porblem ---- Whats a porblem?
Mon 22/04/02 at 23:54
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"MildlyAmusing.co.uk"
Posts: 5,029
Ok, am I the only one that thought this was quite good?

Don't be so quick to flame him! This IS NOT spam!
Mon 22/04/02 at 23:11
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"[SE] Acetrooper"
Posts: 2,527
The story of you and a Rock is about as depressing as it gets...
Mon 22/04/02 at 22:58
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"Jags is teh l33t"
Posts: 4,074
awww pet rock

although why did you split it up so muc?

was damn annoying to read!
Mon 22/04/02 at 22:46
Posts: 0
Seriously, though: that cracked me up! It has GOT to be the funniest thing I've ever read. Props to Noaksy for being an A* funny-guy and making me laugh!

Peace,

_benjobee
Mon 22/04/02 at 22:40
Posts: 0
DYSELSLIXC I AM!

PIS IS NOT NICE TAKE WHAT HOW WHERE RESPECT IS HAVE ROCKS ARE! NOT DO TAKE PIS DAVE. Dave rock nice dead is drowned .. not have you is where I can't cauliflower. You damned God bolt strike are, is! Hate I you. Bob is nice. Bob not drown no never goes plug socket fish paste! Steven CD copy PS 3DSM TH3 MP3s aren't you is JK2 swap morrowto. Thanks.

jobenjee
Mon 22/04/02 at 21:54
Posts: 0
Quinty wrote:
> grrr ill take you all on leave him alone. *gets a barrier ready*

hehe it was just a bit of fun earlier sry if it harmed you or hurt you in some way!
Mon 22/04/02 at 21:50
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Posts: 3,082
grrr ill take you all on leave him alone. *gets a barrier ready*
Mon 22/04/02 at 21:35
Posts: 0
Microchips wrote:
> No more rocks, ok?

yes no more rocks

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