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I think we all need a laugh now and again so i will post a joke in here every day or two. Tell me what you think of the joke and post one yourself if you like:
Two Hunters
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without
success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan.
They got a very authentic female moose costume and
learned the mating call of a female moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull,
then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing,
donned their costume and began to give the moose
love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a bull came
crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
When the bull was close enough, the guy in front
said, "Okay, lets get out and get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy
in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are
we going to do!?"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start
nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."
Two Hunters
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without
success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan.
They got a very authentic female moose costume and
learned the mating call of a female moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull,
then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing,
donned their costume and began to give the moose
love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a bull came
crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
When the bull was close enough, the guy in front
said, "Okay, lets get out and get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy
in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are
we going to do!?"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start
nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."
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I think we all need a laugh now and again so i will post a joke in here every day or two. Tell me what you think of the joke and post one yourself if you like:
Two Hunters
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without
success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan.
They got a very authentic female moose costume and
learned the mating call of a female moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull,
then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing,
donned their costume and began to give the moose
love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a bull came
crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
When the bull was close enough, the guy in front
said, "Okay, lets get out and get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy
in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are
we going to do!?"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start
nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."
Two Hunters
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without
success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan.
They got a very authentic female moose costume and
learned the mating call of a female moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull,
then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing,
donned their costume and began to give the moose
love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a bull came
crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
When the bull was close enough, the guy in front
said, "Okay, lets get out and get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy
in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are
we going to do!?"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start
nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."
Have you read the book 'E-Tales'?
blahpro wrote:
> Have you read the book 'E-Tales'?
My friend has E-Tails and E-Tails 2.
Funny stuff.
> Have you read the book 'E-Tales'?
My friend has E-Tails and E-Tails 2.
Funny stuff.
Alright, here's one, not sure how well it writes...
Checkout till, Tesco's. Guy is scanning through this woman's shopping. Spaghetti bolognese for one, a single portion of rice, one packet of crisps, one chocolate bar, etc. The guy looks up at the woman.
"You're single, aren't you?" he says.
"Yes, how did you guess?" she answers.
"'Cos you're fvcking ugly."
Checkout till, Tesco's. Guy is scanning through this woman's shopping. Spaghetti bolognese for one, a single portion of rice, one packet of crisps, one chocolate bar, etc. The guy looks up at the woman.
"You're single, aren't you?" he says.
"Yes, how did you guess?" she answers.
"'Cos you're fvcking ugly."
Seinfeld_Enthusiast wrote:
> Alright, here's one, not sure how well it writes...
>
> Checkout till, Tesco's. Guy is scanning through this woman's shopping.
> Spaghetti bolognese for one, a single portion of rice, one packet of
> crisps, one chocolate bar, etc. The guy looks up at the woman.
>
> "You're single, aren't you?" he says.
> "Yes, how did you guess?" she answers.
> "'Cos you're fvcking ugly."
Funny joke :D
> Alright, here's one, not sure how well it writes...
>
> Checkout till, Tesco's. Guy is scanning through this woman's shopping.
> Spaghetti bolognese for one, a single portion of rice, one packet of
> crisps, one chocolate bar, etc. The guy looks up at the woman.
>
> "You're single, aren't you?" he says.
> "Yes, how did you guess?" she answers.
> "'Cos you're fvcking ugly."
Funny joke :D
Good joke
God is Watching
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The teacher made a note, "Take only one apple, God is watching!"
Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A young boy wrote a note,
"Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The teacher made a note, "Take only one apple, God is watching!"
Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A young boy wrote a note,
"Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
Control of Wife
There are three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount
of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent.
After awhile one of the first two turns to the third and says,
"What about you, what sort of control do you have over your
wife?" "Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and
knees."
His friends were amazed! "What happened then?" "She then said,
'GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!'"
There are three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount
of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent.
After awhile one of the first two turns to the third and says,
"What about you, what sort of control do you have over your
wife?" "Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and
knees."
His friends were amazed! "What happened then?" "She then said,
'GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!'"
ive got the best joke there is its a very simple one the best joke in the world today is blazing anton
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