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after a lot of thought and calculations i have discoverd that i am in fact god you may all worship me in the religion called "name" in this religion you may eat what ever you want and basicly have a good time that is why i created each one of you and the earth for a party. so drink much beer listen to good music(not club music i hate that stuff) and have casual $£* every day. any questions?

Has anyone ever told you how strange you are? They probally have.

$alvatore wrote:
> Sadat-X wrote:
> I used to be an athiest until I realised I was god...
>
> Bloody hell theres another one....

I was always told to aim high

Sadat-X wrote:
> I used to be an athiest until I realised I was god...

Bloody hell theres another one....

I used to be an athiest until I realised I was god...

Note the irony of Protoss' reply...

zaphod beeblebrox wrote:
> after a lot of thought and calculations i have discoverd that i am in
> fact god you may all worship me in the religion called
> "name" in this religion you may eat what ever you want and
> basicly have a good time that is why i created each one of you and the
> earth for a party. so drink much beer listen to good music(not club
> music i hate that stuff) and have casual $£* every day. any
> questions?

Yes, are you a complete moron or just attempting to get your word count up?

zaphod beeblebrox wrote:
> after a lot of thought and calculations i have discoverd that i am in
> fact god.

If your God then im Satan! and im forcing you with my evil powers to sod off and post elsewere!!

I have a question do you have a brain in your head in there you little P***K! stop! posting stupid topics like this you idoit!

zaphod beeblebrox wrote:
After very little thought and calculation i have discoverd that you are in fact a nob and we will all laugh in your face as we order another burger and fries and you manage to screw up the order yet again. Its amazing you were ever created and goodness knows you have never been to a party. You get drunk on half a drink beer and listen to crap music (Robbie Williams - you love that stuff) and have a W@nk every day. Any questions?

zaphod beeblebrox wrote:

any questions?


Yes - why dont you p155 off and post this crap elsewhere.

This is the serious forum, if you want to post crap go to chat.

Bye Bye little boy..