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after a lot of thought and calculations i have discoverd that i am in fact god you may all worship me in the religion called "name" in this religion you may eat what ever you want and basicly have a good time that is why i created each one of you and the earth for a party. so drink much beer listen to good music(not club music i hate that stuff) and have casual $£* every day. any questions?

Ant wrote:
> Note the irony of Protoss' reply...

Quiet you!

I was meant to be ironic....yes...thats it...

i noticed

Yes, he has tablets for it but he doesn't take them.

Turbonutter wrote:
> I spoke to God yesterday. Well, it was Jesus's Dad actually, same
> thing. He was quizzing me about the Linux drivers for my multimedia
> keyboard and how to recompile his kernel. He's on DSL, damn him. His
> name's Ogug. Odd chap.

i this a disease or something?

Right... I understand.

*wispers* wierdo...

I spoke to God yesterday. Well, it was Jesus's Dad actually, same thing. He was quizzing me about the Linux drivers for my multimedia keyboard and how to recompile his kernel. He's on DSL, damn him. His name's Ogug. Odd chap.

zaphod beeblebrox wrote:
> Protoss wrote:
> zaphod beeblebrox wrote:
> after a lot of thought and calculations i have discoverd that i am
> in
> fact god you may all worship me in the religion called
> "name" in this religion you may eat what ever you want and
> basicly have a good time that is why i created each one of you and
> the
> earth for a party. so drink much beer listen to good music(not club
> music i hate that stuff) and have casual $£* every day. any
> questions?
>
> Yes, are you a complete moron or just attempting to get your word
> count up?
>
> word count

AT LAST! He's gone! Quite offensive for those for us who believe in god...

Protoss wrote:
> zaphod beeblebrox wrote:
> after a lot of thought and calculations i have discoverd that i am
> in
> fact god you may all worship me in the religion called
> "name" in this religion you may eat what ever you want and
> basicly have a good time that is why i created each one of you and
> the
> earth for a party. so drink much beer listen to good music(not club
> music i hate that stuff) and have casual $£* every day. any
> questions?
>
> Yes, are you a complete moron or just attempting to get your word
> count up?

word count

Jeez.. if you don't approve of a post, what's the point in replying just to be abusive?

Of all the forums I've visited, these on SR are the only ones where people are so openly hostile to each other so frequently... why?

Maybe we can get 'no flaming' added to the list of forums rules sometime...

Sadat-X wrote:
> I was always told to aim high

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