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The Competitors
1. Microchips
2. Joe Dark
3. Liquid S
4. Tphi
5. Twain
6. BIGMAN
7. RM18
8. Pringle
9. JC
10.Ice Blaster
11.Edgy
12.Sibs
13.Cooky
14.Auf Deutsch
15.Boss Pacman
16. Dr. Duck
The Round 1 matches
April 16 Twain vs. Boss Pacman
April 17 Pringle vs. Edgy
April 18 Ice Blaster vs. Cooky
April 19 Auf Deutsch vs. Dr. Duck
April 20 JC vs. Sibs
April 21 Microchips vs. Tphi
April 22 Joe Dark vs. Liquid S
April 23 Bigman vs. RM18
Quarter Finals
April 24 Win Match 1 vs. Win Match 2
April 25 Win Match 3 vs. Win Match 4
April 26 Win Match 5 vs. Win Match 6
April 27 Win Match 7 vs. Win Match 8
Semi Finals
April 29 Win from April 24 vs. Win from April 25
April 30 Win from April 26 vs. Win from April 27
Final
May 2: The Grand Final will go from 7pm till 8pm and there will be 5 rounds being updated in 10 minute intervals, this fight will lead us to the launch of the Nintendo Gamecube!!!!!!!!!!!!! (What timing!!!)
May 2 Winner from April 29 vs. Winner from April 30
The 1st Match will be posted ASAP tonight!!!!
By: The Host, AshMan
If you have any Ideas about this thred or anything else post them to the Ideas... thred I've posted an alternate endig for this thred as well
And cooky, you'd better not get in training at all. I advise you to prepare by lying down and eating doughnuts.
; )
> Well, there you have it, in a fantastic bout, Dr Duck is the clear
> victor, and will meet Cooky in the second round.
> I'm terry.. Dr Dugg, wishing you a very pleasant evening.
You better get in training Dr Duck!
:D
An excellent, and unbiased contest.
: D
Anyway, i just thought to introduce myself, i'd offer to do the next, unbiased, installment of this fair contest, between Auf Deutsch and that splendid fellow who i've never met in my life, Dr Duck.
Shall we get started?
Dr Dugg:
Welcome to this magnificent stadium. I'm terry butcher and i'm joined tonight... oh, okay, i'm dr dugg. Anyway, the team on the right of your screen will be italy, the team on the left of your screen will be... oh, sorry again. Just been on iss...
um, lets see what our contestants tonight have to say, first, auf deutsch:
Auf Deutsch:
Hey, you look sort of familiar... don't i know your face from somewhere?
Dr Duck (tugging at upper lip):
No, you don't know m.. him. Ow! Ah, it's off. Um, i hope we'll have a good, fair fight tonight, and, um, let the best man win?
Hey, look, isn't that Britney?
*camera pans over audience*
Dr Dugg (holding his moustach agaiunst his face):
Does anyone have some sticky backed plastic? What? They have it on blue peter don't they?
What do you mean they get it specially made? No, i've never actually seen any in real life... Dammit, of course their tracy island was better if they have the monopoly on the worlds sticky back plastic.
Anyway, lets get the fight started...
Dr Duck charges at Auf Deutsch, delivering a vicious blow to the head with his foot.
Auf Deutsch groggily climbs to his feet...
"I was planning on saving this for later..."
before the injured German(?) can finish his sentence, Dr Duck pulls out some kind of a weapon...
Oh my goodness, he's using the fake moustach attack! This is uglier than a medusa with seven heads! Or a surprisingly good hand on late night poker.
Surely there's no way back for Auf now?
Auf Deutsch:
Why? Why me? I'm destroyed! *Sob* I can feel my life slipping through my clutching fingers, the sands of my remaining time on this earth falling away...
Dr Duck:
Quit being such a big girl, you'll be fine in five minutes. Can i try to pull that moustach back out now, i have to do the rou... um, that guy who i've never me, Dr Dugg, he needs to do the round up.
That's right, just bend forward and think of eng.. germany
Dr Dugg:
Well, there you have it, in a fantastic bout, Dr Duck is the clear victor, and will meet Cooky in the second round.
I'm terry.. Dr Dugg, wishing you a very pleasant evening.
-M-