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18) Write in ye olde english
17) Spel very poorly
16) Write in txt talk
15) Write a topic called 'Console Wars: Who's da best?' and expect a rational debate
14) Write lists of not what to do on Special Reserve forums
13) Copy other peoples taglines
12) Try to win GAD in either the Pokemon or WWF forum
11) Enter the Pokemon or WWF forum
10) Enter the Sony forum and demote the PS2
9) Enter the Nintendo forum and say that the Gamecube is for kiddies
8) Disregard the Notables and see how long it takes before you get banned
7) Disregard all of the Special Reserve staff and see how long it takes you to get banned
6) Give as many products as you can bad reviews and see how long it takes you to get banned
5) Use the site to promote illegal hardware and see how long it takes you to get banned
4) Cut/paste other peoples topics and call them your own
3) SPAM all over FOG (Prime)
2) Win GAD and then write a whole topic just devoted to how brilliant you are (not)
1) Start a fight with Grix Thraves or RastaBillySkank
FIN.
(Note to JATs, don't try any of these, you really won't do yourselves any favours)
> Protoss wrote:
> What are you implying!?
>
> I'm saying that everything you say and do seems to centre around me,
> your tagline, point 18, the WLT things you've posted...
>
> Oh, and I think you're Shaneo. But that's beside the point.
I've only been here for 18 days, I'm not Shaneo and I think I have taken enough abuse, and don't flatter yourself.
End of rant, now let this topic die already.
> What are you implying!?
I'm saying that everything you say and do seems to centre around me, your tagline, point 18, the WLT things you've posted...
Oh, and I think you're Shaneo. But that's beside the point.
> Protoss wrote:
> 1) Start a fight with Grix Thraves or RastaBillySkank
>
> Ummmm?!
>
> This guy seems to have a thing for me... Sure it's flattering but...
> He's scaring me!
What are you implying!?
See! This topic has become abuse central!
> 1) Start a fight with Grix Thraves or RastaBillySkank
Ummmm?!
This guy seems to have a thing for me... Sure it's flattering but... He's scaring me!
> Well I did not laugh at any of those but thats probably because I have
> no sence of humour.
But chimps are still funny, right?
-M-
*backs slowly out of room*
> Spandex is not something to be sniffed at. Each year, three imbeciles
> asphyxiate themselves through spandex-themed clothing, but with just
> 30 pence a week, we can cut that number down. [string-laden music
> kicks in, cue to three fat British wrestlers eating Snickers in a
> ring] So please, dig deep.
That is perhaps the funniest post I have seen in a long time. Well done that man. Personally. I would never sniff spandex. Especially if a fat British wrestler had been wearing it. ;)