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Mon 15/04/02 at 11:32
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Lara Croft has once again got even bigger, but not as a star, i mean her breasts, is this the 5th game? ah well i aint a fan of the games but this time the game appears to be the worst (hence the title) i have not actually heard that much abou it but i think the graphics could be better from what i have seen, i ca't comment on the gameplay as i have never played it, but now it seems Lara is more famous for her breasts that her games! lol
Fri 19/04/02 at 07:31
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devo wrote:
> I thought Lara had died, and all that was recoverable were here
> implants? Didn't you know that PS2 Tomb Raider will be the first
> console game where you play as a bit of goo in a bag?

Lol, like it!
Thu 18/04/02 at 20:25
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I thought Lara had died, and all that was recoverable were here implants? Didn't you know that PS2 Tomb Raider will be the first console game where you play as a bit of goo in a bag?
Thu 18/04/02 at 19:39
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reynolds123 wrote:
> nice one only wish you could have a cheat to see her naked no what i
> mean lads lol

yeah, does it turn you on reynolds? lol
Thu 18/04/02 at 18:32
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nice one only wish you could have a cheat to see her naked no what i mean lads lol
Tue 16/04/02 at 17:02
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Bigger indeed ;-)
Mon 15/04/02 at 21:45
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well its actually gonna be the 6th game, but considering the gameplay has change alot and the game looks much different, this might actually be a great game, we'll just have to wait and see.
Mon 15/04/02 at 14:05
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Lol - thanks for that Meka....
Mon 15/04/02 at 14:02
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I take it you may not have read this then:

A possible leak from an internal source at Core has forced Eidos to reveal some shocking news regarding Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness, which they had previously planned to keep covered up until E3, and it may come as something of a shock to fans of the series.

Lara Croft has undergone a major surgical overhaul, and from now on will have three breasts.

You may not believe this, and look back to the screens and video shown last month, but apparently this was to cover up the shocking change, and simply used an old character model.

Having seen the tri-breasted Lara, I can honestly say she looks amazing, though it's possible that the size of the breasts has had to be reduced in order to fit them all on. Also, they all seem to move quite separately from each other, possibly the most realistic breasticle movements yet seen in a game, other than the fact that there are three of them.

You may remember that Lara seem to die at the end of an earlier Tomb Raider game. Well this is all linked to her gaining an extra breast, how exactly I don't yet know, but more is expected to be revealed at E3, when this whole story was supposed to come out and shock the gaming world.

Upon asking why this change was made, lead designer on the project Ike Turner had the following to say. "We wanted to give fans of the series something different. Lara has always been there, and has evolved, but we thought that her Playstation 2 debut should give gamers something really different. That said the structure of the game hasn't altered a great deal, we know what the fans like, and we're hoping they'll like a little more breast!"

It's sure to turn some heads when released next year, that's for sure, and it could well have a huge impact on the gaming world. Already a spokesperson for Rare Randall Hopkirk has revealed that Perfect Dark Zero may follow suit with a graphical makeover. "This revelation has shocked us all here at Rare. We were hoping that what we had done with Joanna Dark for the new game would put her firmly in top place amongst female gaming characters, but now we're not so sure. We're looking at different ways we can make changes, and it's quite possible we could add an extra bottom."

Whatever the outcome, I'm sure both games will be absolute corkers, and I can't wait to see more of them!
Mon 15/04/02 at 12:50
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November - as is the standard with Tomb Raider games! :-)
Mon 15/04/02 at 12:50
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WòókieeMøn§??® wrote:
> From what I've read so far, I am extremely interested in the next Tomb
> Raider. The game seems heavily influenced by MGS1 & 2 with the
> stealth elements, and actually has a proper storyline.
>
> > It certainly seems like they've injected some much-needed new interest
> into the whole thing.

Then maybe I will be interested in the this next version, I found the first versions tedious, but if they have taken elements of MGS with a decent storey line it maybe woth getting, we will have to wait and see. When is it meant to be released?

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