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"Fight for the million"

All of that effortless training is about to take it's toll with nine men after the million pound jackpot for survival.
*hmm, this sounds familiar*

Everyone lines up outside the G5 Grid, with a big shiny door behind them, they close their eyes, and hear these words, "You brought yourself into this, so don't blame me if you're the first to die! It isn't about money, friendship or prizes. You're all about to face the border between life and nonlife, without any Creme Eggs or bogies to munch on, without any Coca Cola or saliva to slurp on, and the one who is left alive at the very end will be the . . err. . .erm. . .damn! I hate it when you forget what you were saying. erm. . . Survivor, yeah, that's right." All the competitors, Microchips, Joe, Liquid S, Pringle, Ashman Bigman, JC, Ice Blaster and Badgerman look up, towards Twain, as he continues, "Now, you will all go in one by one, at three minute intervals, with nothing except yourself. Get a weapon, and a good vantage point. You will then hear a buzzer. Then, and only then, will you be allowed to start. It's all up to you from there. Any questions, guys?"
There is a long silence, and slowly, quietly, and embarrassed being the only one with a question, Microchips raises his hand. Twain sighs.
"This isn't school, y'know. Just ask the question as soon as you get it. Don't bother raising your hand."
"Oh . . .err. . ." Microchips quickly withdraws his hand from the air. "Is there a bog in there?"
"No."
"Damn!" Is there one which I can use before I go in?"
Twain doesn't say a word, but points to a door to his right.
"Thank you," says Microchips.
"Does anybody else have a question?" Says Twain, turning back towards the rest of the bunch. "No?" There is another long silence. The door to Twain's right unlocks, and Microchips pokes his head around the door. "There's no bog roll!" He says.
"Oh. . .just. . .use your sleeve!" Says Ice Blaster, getting agitated from all the waiting.
"Hey, quiet you!" Says Twain. "Just use your sleeve!"
"Okay!" After a few minute, Microchips emerges from the very small room.
"Are you quite finished?" Says Twain.
"Not yet," Microchips replies.
Twain sighs. "What now then?"
Microchips says nothing. He turns towards the door to the toilet and lets one rip. "Ahh, that's better!"
"Okay, Microchips. You'd better go in first before we have any more hold-ups."
Microchips enters and runs towards the nearest weapon, a Falcon 2, and ten runs into a small hidey hole just below the stairs and waits.

One by one, each person enters, with three minutes between each. As the last one enters, the whole Grid remains silent. Three minutes later, the buzzer sounds. . .

I dont care ashman! its quality entertainment not a popularity contest! It was amusing and thats all that matters. dont think i wont keep on reading it! Its one of the best posts in the forum so Ill definately keep on reading.

lol, sorry Pringle, its your bad luck and Mario's Cap!!! You see this compo is randomly selected!

hey twain sorry i anint read it yet! Sounds like a total laugh! when is the next bit? i hope i dont die straight away like i do in ashmans!

A long time ago, I wrote a story in chapters in the Long, Interesting Stories forum called "Mystiques most embarassing way of getting Employment", which lost popularity, so I stopped mid-story. Please take a look and report back here to tell me if you'd like me to continue the story.

AshMan wrote:
> ummmmm...if ya quick enough like you guys you can select a special
> move each. Those who don't, i will select their move


I'd like to have karate-type moves, like fast judo-chops and kicks. I'm not joking, by the way.

**Sneek peak**
I'm gonna use some in the main part of my story to add an extra bit of humour!

AshMan wrote:
> Ok, what i decided to do is a big Super Smash Bros Tourament, and no
> crying for the losers, the winner won't be me either cos that would be
> bias and i'll be the host. So the people im entering are:

> twain

*In an Elvis Presley-type voice*

Thank you, thank you very much!

Joe Dark wrote:
> Funny post, when the next part

Sorry I took so long to reply, I didn't have any time to come on here yesterday, but now I'm back, with my very first GAD in the bag. Wayhey!

As for your question, it'll be up as soon as I finish writing it, which hopefully won't betoo long, but then, it might be due to the length of the story. You see, rather than posting it chapter by chapter, or posting the whole thing at once, I'm gonna post the intro, like I've done at the top there, then post the whole main part of the story, then I'll post the ending part.

O.K then- hmmm..... Fox's double kick-fliping thingy (Jump then press R + up) Devastating!

Wohoo, cheers Ashman !


I hope you have read my story 'The Skeda returns' in this forum and Microchips 'Survivor Spoof' in FOG chat !

ok then