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Presenter: Welcome back to the ultimate survival show, with your presenter, Ted E. This is a very special episode, as we have people from a chat forum, who will be spending 20 days on an island. We have split the contenders into two groups, one group will be on North Island, and one will be on South Island. The groups are:
North island:
MoJoJoJo
Hercules!
Seinfeld_enthusiast
Afro Joe
Dav1d
Mandatare
CDouch
RM18
Rakuga
Dead Wonder
South island:
Microchips
BIGMAN
JC99041
Cookie monster
KR
Phi11ip
Badgerman
ADH
Quinty
Liquid S
The contestants will meet up at tribal console often, to get important information and to vote people off.
---Day 1---
After a long plane flight, the contestants arrive at a harbor, where they must catch a boat to the islands. The boat is late, so some of North Island decides to go exploring.
MoJo: This place is so boring, I just want to get to my Island, build a shelter and chill.
A.J: Yeah, same here. Hey, what's that?
Herc: Oh, it's a shark. I'm gonna prod it with a stick!
Hercules! Proceeds to poke it with a stick, until it decides to attack him.
Herc!: Owww…my arm. What did you go and do that for MoJo?!
MoJo: Eh? But I didn't…
A.J: Look, the boats here. Let's get on!
All the contestants clamber on for the voyage to the islands. After two hours, they arrive.
Presenter: North island, you will find a canoe over there. Go to your island now. South Island, you will find your canoe over in that direction. Go to your island now.
The contestants paddle to their islands. North Island gets there first, and starts building a camp.
RM18: Hey look, there's a good spot over there.
CDouch: Yeah that looks good. Let's start straight away.
Mandatare: We can use these palm leaves as a roof. Problem is, they are so high in the tree, and I can't reach them.
MoJo: I can reach them.
Dav1d: How? You are only a Mon…. Of course! You're a monkey!
MoJo: Well..Yeah! Why do you think I have a tail? For show purposes?
Seinfeld: Well, I was kinda hoping that you would…
MoJo: Don't even think about it!
Seinfeld: Oh, all right then.
South Island gets there finally after some dodgy guidance from Microchips.
Microchips: Hey, sorry guys. So what if we were lost for three hours, it's no big deal.
Quinty: It is when you have a shelter to build, you know!
Microchips: I see your point, but accidents happen.
BIGMAN: True, but we should forget about it now and concentrate on finding somewhere good.
JC: What about by that tree?
ADH: Yeah, looks good to me.
Badgerman: Let's get started then.
It only takes South Island ten minutes until they have a decent shelter. They relax and sunbathe for two hours.
Cookie monster: This is the life, I could get used to this!
Liquid: Yeah, sure beats hanging with my brother.
Quinty: What's your brothers name?
Liquid: Russell, but you know him as RM18.
ADH: The same RM18 as the one on North Island?
Liquid: Yeah that's him. I hope he gets voted off.
Back on North Island, The shelter has been made and the contestants are looking for food.
Dead Wonder: Hey look, up there, coconuts. Let's hit them with a stick!
Seinfeld: MoJo, you can climb up there and get them down.
MoJo: Fine, but only because I am hungry.
MoJoJoJo starts to climb the tree.
Seinfeld: He has a nice tail, don't you think?
Mandatare: You are sick, who do you think you are?
Seinfeld: I am me, who else do you think I would be?
Badgerman: You wouldn't want to know.
Seinfeld: O.K
In the evening, both the tribes get a message telling them about tomorrow.
Cookie monster: Shall I read it out?
Liquid: If you must.
Cookie monster: "Monkey see, monkey do, complete the task, gifts for you."
ADH: What the --?
Quinty: It means that you have to do something that a monkey does, and you win prizes if you beat the other tribe.
On North Island, the tribe has already read out the message, and is thinking about what it means.
MoJo: Hah- you all have to copy me! I am the King! Bow down to me!
Herc: No, you fool. It means that we have to look for a monkey in the woods and we get stuff for doing it. I wouldn't mind you being the king, though…
Seinfeld: Enough sucking up! Let's go to sleep now, it's getting dark.
Dead Wonder: I agree, we should get an early night. We don't know what will be expected of us tomorrow.
A J: Yeah, I agree. Night everyone.
---Day 2---
It is a good day on the islands, the sun is shining and morale is high. Hercules! has a private chat with MoJoJoJo.
Herc!: Hey, MoJo, I think we should have an alliance. We can vote people off and proceed into the merge.
MoJo: O.K then, but I want no monkey business, considering I am a monkey after all…
Herc!: I wouldn't do that! C'mon, let's get back or the tribe will get suspicious.
MoJo: yeah, but we gotta keep this a secret.
Herc!: I know.
They walk back to the shelter, and when they arrive, they get a nasty surprise.
Mandatare: Oww, it really, really hurts!
CDouch: Hold still, I'll try and get it out.
Seinfeld: Heh- only you could stand on a bright green scorpion.
Mandatare: Is the tail still in?
CDouch: No, I think you will get away with it, it doesn't look like a poisonous species.
Dav1d: How the hell did you know that?
CDouch: I remember seeing something on the discovery channel about it.
Seinfeld: You and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the disc--
MoJo: Shut it you fool!
AJ: I know who is getting my vote at tribal console!
Seinfeld: Yeah, I'm voting for Rakuga as well!
Rakuga: What? Why are you going to vote for me?
Seinfeld: You are ugly! And you smell!
Rakuga: Smell! I don't smell you idiotic fool!
AJ: Besides, I am voting for you Seinfeld, why would I vote for Rakuga?
RM18: Yeah, Rakuga is cool!
Seinfeld: Just you wait until tribal console!
Later that day, the contestants go to the challenge.
Presenter: Today sees you in a challenge. The tribe that win gain immunity and will not be visiting me at tribal console, the tribe that looses, well, you'll be paying me a visit. The challenge is simple. You will find 2 cards in a sack. You have to say what is on the cards, and then find it in the item in the sand. Ready…Go.
North Island raids their bag and look at the cards.
Dead wonder: O.K- we have an elephant and the letter 'x'
Seinfeld: Elephant X! Let's go!
MoJo: Shut up! It means a heavy X, as in the xbox.
CDouch: How the hell are we going to lift that?
Seinfeld: With a forklift truck!
Mandatare: Shut-up! Where are we going to find a forklift truck here? Wait, don't answer that…
Dav1d: Let's find it now!
The Tribe goes off and starts digging in the sand. South Island looks into their bag.
Microchips: Right, we got a sheep and a broken leg. Any ideas?
JC: You see sheep in your dreams!
BIGMAN: Yeah and broken legs need casts!
ADH: Dreamcast!
Quinty: Let's start looking!
.
KR: I've got it!
Liquid: Yeah, well done KR!
KR: Thank-you, thank-you. Donations of rice will now be accepted…
Presenter: South Island, you have won the immunity challenge! Take this home, and enjoy tomorrow!
KR: Yay!
Presenter: North Island, I'll see you tomorrow.
CDouch: Bagger you!
Presenter: Huh, what did you say?
RM18: He said, err…, he said badger poo, on my er…shoe! Yes, that's what he said!
Presenter: Fine. See you tomorrow.
---Day 3---
Presenter: North Island, welcome to tribal console. Here is where you will vote off two members of your tribe, stopping them from surviving and winning £1, 000, 000 worth of games console peripherals. Proceed to vote.
*Lift music plays*
Presenter: O.K- the votes have been counted. Seinfeld_enthusiast and Dav1d, please follow me. Your Internet connections represent your life on the island. Please disconnect now.
Seinfeld: One last word… I love you MoJo!
Dav1d: Don't touch me you freak.
MoJo runs in, grabs a modem and throws it at seinfeld. It hits him squarely on the head. He falls on the ground and is eaten by killer ants.
MoJo: That'll teach you to mess with the monkey!
Dav1d: Goodbye everyone!
---Days 4 + 5---
Presenter: These two days will consist of another immunity challenge and another tribal console.
North Island wakes up, missing Dav1d but glad to have got rid of Seinfeld. They are preparing to go to the immunity challenge.
Dead Wonder: So what do we know about today's challenge?
CDouch: We need to build a raft and rescue a member from the sea.
RM18: Let's start building it then!
Afro Joe and Rakuga collect wood; mandatare and RM18 get rope, and Hercules! and MoJoJoJo go and help. CDouch and Dead wonder decide who will go out to sea. They decide that Dead Wonder will.
South Island have built their raft, and have decided that cookie monster will go out to sea. Microchips, JC and BIGMAN go and have a private talk.
BIGMAN: Hey Microchips that was a great idea with the building of the raft back there.
Microchips: Well, JC gave me the inspiration that I needed.
JC: It was nothing. So, do you guys want to start an alliance between us?
BIGMAN: Sounds good to me!
Microchips: Yeah, I like the idea. Who shall we vote for then? If we lose today, that is.
BIGMAN: Well, I personally think that phi11ip and KR aren't doing enough to stay here, I'm afraid.
JC: Yeah, those two are so annoying. All KR does is talk about the world's longest thread, what use is that here?
Microchips: It holds no use at all. I noticed yesterday that phi11ip stole a load of rice!
BIGMAN: NO, not the rice!
JC: But, we need rice! What else are we going to eat?
BIGMAN: *ponders* I know! Badger meat!
Microchips: Badger meat? Surely you can't think of killing Badgerman?
JC: What choice do we have? KR is just a load of Spam… That's it! Instead of voting off KR, we can eat him!
BIGMAN: Yeah and we can get rid of Quinty!
JC: Why Quinty?
Microchips: We have no other choice. Quinty and phi11ip it is then, and the murder of KR.
BIGMAN: How will we do that?
Microchips: He can be the one who we send out to sea, but lose on purpose and forget about him. He will be washed up on the shore the next day.
JC: Good idea! We had better get back; the challenge is starting now.
They walk back to the beach, and prepare for the challenge. They suggest that KR should go out instead of cookie monster.
Presenter: Ready tribes? Go!
North Island paddles out, and rescue Dead Wonder. South Island paddles around in circles.
North Island gets back and win the immunity challenge.
KR: Guys? Guys where are you? I'm drowning here! HELP! HELP ME! SOMEBODY?
KR sinks beneath the waves.
Presenter: Welcome to tribal console South Island. Please vote now.
* Airplane landing music plays*
Presenter: The votes are now in. Quinty and phi11ip are voted off. Follow me.
Disconnect now.
Quinty: Why did you vote for me guys?
BIGMAN: It was a choice between you and cookie monster, but we felt that he did a bit more work.
Quinty: Oh, all right then. Goodbye everyone.
Phi11ip: Thanks guys, I thought you like me.
JC: We do, but you know the motto, "Trust everyone"
Phi11ip: That's what I did.
Microchips: That's why you lost. Bye!
10 days pass. The tribes have merged, and the only people that are left are:
MoJoJoJo
Microchips
Jc99041
BIGMAN
They are all together on the island, when disaster strikes! Microchips is hit with a large bolt of Lightning! He gets up, but falls down. He dies.
BIGMAN: How could this have happened? How?
MoJo: Well, when large amounts of electrons pass between clouds, they jump down to earth and--?
JC: We know. Microchips, we will never forget you!
MoJo: Are you quite finished?
JC: Don't you have any respect at all?
BIGMAN: JC, leave it. He's not worth it.
MoJo: Just keep telling yourself that.
---Day 19---
Presenter: Welcome to the last tribal console. Please, make your vote.
MoJo, you have been voted off. Disconnect now.
MoJo: I know, it's because I is a monkey! Well, don't expect you to be in any of my spoofs now. Bye, you fools!
JC: BIGMAN, we made it to the final. The readers have to decide who wins.
BIGMAN: I know. Best man wins!
They shake hands.
Presenter: Guys, the rest is left to the readers. Go to your shelter now. I will tell you the vote when I get it. Bye!
Thanks for reading.
Microchips
P.S: Don't forget to vote!
North island:
MoJoJoJo
Hercules!
Seinfeld_enthusiast
Afro Joe
Dav1d
Mandatare
CDouch
RM18
Rakuga
Dead Wonder
South island:
Microchips
BIGMAN
JC99041
Cookie monster
KR
Phi11ip
Badgerman
ADH
Quinty
Liquid S
The contestants will meet up at tribal console often, to get important information and to vote people off.
---Day 1---
After a long plane flight, the contestants arrive at a harbor, where they must catch a boat to the islands. The boat is late, so some of North Island decides to go exploring.
MoJo: This place is so boring, I just want to get to my Island, build a shelter and chill.
A.J: Yeah, same here. Hey, what's that?
Herc: Oh, it's a shark. I'm gonna prod it with a stick!
Hercules! Proceeds to poke it with a stick, until it decides to attack him.
Herc!: Owww…my arm. What did you go and do that for MoJo?!
MoJo: Eh? But I didn't…
A.J: Look, the boats here. Let's get on!
All the contestants clamber on for the voyage to the islands. After two hours, they arrive.
Presenter: North island, you will find a canoe over there. Go to your island now. South Island, you will find your canoe over in that direction. Go to your island now.
The contestants paddle to their islands. North Island gets there first, and starts building a camp.
RM18: Hey look, there's a good spot over there.
CDouch: Yeah that looks good. Let's start straight away.
Mandatare: We can use these palm leaves as a roof. Problem is, they are so high in the tree, and I can't reach them.
MoJo: I can reach them.
Dav1d: How? You are only a Mon…. Of course! You're a monkey!
MoJo: Well..Yeah! Why do you think I have a tail? For show purposes?
Seinfeld: Well, I was kinda hoping that you would…
MoJo: Don't even think about it!
Seinfeld: Oh, all right then.
South Island gets there finally after some dodgy guidance from Microchips.
Microchips: Hey, sorry guys. So what if we were lost for three hours, it's no big deal.
Quinty: It is when you have a shelter to build, you know!
Microchips: I see your point, but accidents happen.
BIGMAN: True, but we should forget about it now and concentrate on finding somewhere good.
JC: What about by that tree?
ADH: Yeah, looks good to me.
Badgerman: Let's get started then.
It only takes South Island ten minutes until they have a decent shelter. They relax and sunbathe for two hours.
Cookie monster: This is the life, I could get used to this!
Liquid: Yeah, sure beats hanging with my brother.
Quinty: What's your brothers name?
Liquid: Russell, but you know him as RM18.
ADH: The same RM18 as the one on North Island?
Liquid: Yeah that's him. I hope he gets voted off.
Back on North Island, The shelter has been made and the contestants are looking for food.
Dead Wonder: Hey look, up there, coconuts. Let's hit them with a stick!
Seinfeld: MoJo, you can climb up there and get them down.
MoJo: Fine, but only because I am hungry.
MoJoJoJo starts to climb the tree.
Seinfeld: He has a nice tail, don't you think?
Mandatare: You are sick, who do you think you are?
Seinfeld: I am me, who else do you think I would be?
Badgerman: You wouldn't want to know.
Seinfeld: O.K
In the evening, both the tribes get a message telling them about tomorrow.
Cookie monster: Shall I read it out?
Liquid: If you must.
Cookie monster: "Monkey see, monkey do, complete the task, gifts for you."
ADH: What the --?
Quinty: It means that you have to do something that a monkey does, and you win prizes if you beat the other tribe.
On North Island, the tribe has already read out the message, and is thinking about what it means.
MoJo: Hah- you all have to copy me! I am the King! Bow down to me!
Herc: No, you fool. It means that we have to look for a monkey in the woods and we get stuff for doing it. I wouldn't mind you being the king, though…
Seinfeld: Enough sucking up! Let's go to sleep now, it's getting dark.
Dead Wonder: I agree, we should get an early night. We don't know what will be expected of us tomorrow.
A J: Yeah, I agree. Night everyone.
---Day 2---
It is a good day on the islands, the sun is shining and morale is high. Hercules! has a private chat with MoJoJoJo.
Herc!: Hey, MoJo, I think we should have an alliance. We can vote people off and proceed into the merge.
MoJo: O.K then, but I want no monkey business, considering I am a monkey after all…
Herc!: I wouldn't do that! C'mon, let's get back or the tribe will get suspicious.
MoJo: yeah, but we gotta keep this a secret.
Herc!: I know.
They walk back to the shelter, and when they arrive, they get a nasty surprise.
Mandatare: Oww, it really, really hurts!
CDouch: Hold still, I'll try and get it out.
Seinfeld: Heh- only you could stand on a bright green scorpion.
Mandatare: Is the tail still in?
CDouch: No, I think you will get away with it, it doesn't look like a poisonous species.
Dav1d: How the hell did you know that?
CDouch: I remember seeing something on the discovery channel about it.
Seinfeld: You and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the disc--
MoJo: Shut it you fool!
AJ: I know who is getting my vote at tribal console!
Seinfeld: Yeah, I'm voting for Rakuga as well!
Rakuga: What? Why are you going to vote for me?
Seinfeld: You are ugly! And you smell!
Rakuga: Smell! I don't smell you idiotic fool!
AJ: Besides, I am voting for you Seinfeld, why would I vote for Rakuga?
RM18: Yeah, Rakuga is cool!
Seinfeld: Just you wait until tribal console!
Later that day, the contestants go to the challenge.
Presenter: Today sees you in a challenge. The tribe that win gain immunity and will not be visiting me at tribal console, the tribe that looses, well, you'll be paying me a visit. The challenge is simple. You will find 2 cards in a sack. You have to say what is on the cards, and then find it in the item in the sand. Ready…Go.
North Island raids their bag and look at the cards.
Dead wonder: O.K- we have an elephant and the letter 'x'
Seinfeld: Elephant X! Let's go!
MoJo: Shut up! It means a heavy X, as in the xbox.
CDouch: How the hell are we going to lift that?
Seinfeld: With a forklift truck!
Mandatare: Shut-up! Where are we going to find a forklift truck here? Wait, don't answer that…
Dav1d: Let's find it now!
The Tribe goes off and starts digging in the sand. South Island looks into their bag.
Microchips: Right, we got a sheep and a broken leg. Any ideas?
JC: You see sheep in your dreams!
BIGMAN: Yeah and broken legs need casts!
ADH: Dreamcast!
Quinty: Let's start looking!
.
KR: I've got it!
Liquid: Yeah, well done KR!
KR: Thank-you, thank-you. Donations of rice will now be accepted…
Presenter: South Island, you have won the immunity challenge! Take this home, and enjoy tomorrow!
KR: Yay!
Presenter: North Island, I'll see you tomorrow.
CDouch: Bagger you!
Presenter: Huh, what did you say?
RM18: He said, err…, he said badger poo, on my er…shoe! Yes, that's what he said!
Presenter: Fine. See you tomorrow.
---Day 3---
Presenter: North Island, welcome to tribal console. Here is where you will vote off two members of your tribe, stopping them from surviving and winning £1, 000, 000 worth of games console peripherals. Proceed to vote.
*Lift music plays*
Presenter: O.K- the votes have been counted. Seinfeld_enthusiast and Dav1d, please follow me. Your Internet connections represent your life on the island. Please disconnect now.
Seinfeld: One last word… I love you MoJo!
Dav1d: Don't touch me you freak.
MoJo runs in, grabs a modem and throws it at seinfeld. It hits him squarely on the head. He falls on the ground and is eaten by killer ants.
MoJo: That'll teach you to mess with the monkey!
Dav1d: Goodbye everyone!
---Days 4 + 5---
Presenter: These two days will consist of another immunity challenge and another tribal console.
North Island wakes up, missing Dav1d but glad to have got rid of Seinfeld. They are preparing to go to the immunity challenge.
Dead Wonder: So what do we know about today's challenge?
CDouch: We need to build a raft and rescue a member from the sea.
RM18: Let's start building it then!
Afro Joe and Rakuga collect wood; mandatare and RM18 get rope, and Hercules! and MoJoJoJo go and help. CDouch and Dead wonder decide who will go out to sea. They decide that Dead Wonder will.
South Island have built their raft, and have decided that cookie monster will go out to sea. Microchips, JC and BIGMAN go and have a private talk.
BIGMAN: Hey Microchips that was a great idea with the building of the raft back there.
Microchips: Well, JC gave me the inspiration that I needed.
JC: It was nothing. So, do you guys want to start an alliance between us?
BIGMAN: Sounds good to me!
Microchips: Yeah, I like the idea. Who shall we vote for then? If we lose today, that is.
BIGMAN: Well, I personally think that phi11ip and KR aren't doing enough to stay here, I'm afraid.
JC: Yeah, those two are so annoying. All KR does is talk about the world's longest thread, what use is that here?
Microchips: It holds no use at all. I noticed yesterday that phi11ip stole a load of rice!
BIGMAN: NO, not the rice!
JC: But, we need rice! What else are we going to eat?
BIGMAN: *ponders* I know! Badger meat!
Microchips: Badger meat? Surely you can't think of killing Badgerman?
JC: What choice do we have? KR is just a load of Spam… That's it! Instead of voting off KR, we can eat him!
BIGMAN: Yeah and we can get rid of Quinty!
JC: Why Quinty?
Microchips: We have no other choice. Quinty and phi11ip it is then, and the murder of KR.
BIGMAN: How will we do that?
Microchips: He can be the one who we send out to sea, but lose on purpose and forget about him. He will be washed up on the shore the next day.
JC: Good idea! We had better get back; the challenge is starting now.
They walk back to the beach, and prepare for the challenge. They suggest that KR should go out instead of cookie monster.
Presenter: Ready tribes? Go!
North Island paddles out, and rescue Dead Wonder. South Island paddles around in circles.
North Island gets back and win the immunity challenge.
KR: Guys? Guys where are you? I'm drowning here! HELP! HELP ME! SOMEBODY?
KR sinks beneath the waves.
Presenter: Welcome to tribal console South Island. Please vote now.
* Airplane landing music plays*
Presenter: The votes are now in. Quinty and phi11ip are voted off. Follow me.
Disconnect now.
Quinty: Why did you vote for me guys?
BIGMAN: It was a choice between you and cookie monster, but we felt that he did a bit more work.
Quinty: Oh, all right then. Goodbye everyone.
Phi11ip: Thanks guys, I thought you like me.
JC: We do, but you know the motto, "Trust everyone"
Phi11ip: That's what I did.
Microchips: That's why you lost. Bye!
10 days pass. The tribes have merged, and the only people that are left are:
MoJoJoJo
Microchips
Jc99041
BIGMAN
They are all together on the island, when disaster strikes! Microchips is hit with a large bolt of Lightning! He gets up, but falls down. He dies.
BIGMAN: How could this have happened? How?
MoJo: Well, when large amounts of electrons pass between clouds, they jump down to earth and--?
JC: We know. Microchips, we will never forget you!
MoJo: Are you quite finished?
JC: Don't you have any respect at all?
BIGMAN: JC, leave it. He's not worth it.
MoJo: Just keep telling yourself that.
---Day 19---
Presenter: Welcome to the last tribal console. Please, make your vote.
MoJo, you have been voted off. Disconnect now.
MoJo: I know, it's because I is a monkey! Well, don't expect you to be in any of my spoofs now. Bye, you fools!
JC: BIGMAN, we made it to the final. The readers have to decide who wins.
BIGMAN: I know. Best man wins!
They shake hands.
Presenter: Guys, the rest is left to the readers. Go to your shelter now. I will tell you the vote when I get it. Bye!
Thanks for reading.
Microchips
P.S: Don't forget to vote!
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Phi11ip wrote:
> You're moaning about being voted off. I didn't say anything and still
> got voted off! I had one line after gettting voted off which didn't
> even make sense. :(
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im not moaning about being voted off!
i was just joking you idiot.
dont take things like this so seriously, its only a bit of fun.
hahaha
maybe because you dont actually make sense :P
> You're moaning about being voted off. I didn't say anything and still
> got voted off! I had one line after gettting voted off which didn't
> even make sense. :(
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im not moaning about being voted off!
i was just joking you idiot.
dont take things like this so seriously, its only a bit of fun.
hahaha
maybe because you dont actually make sense :P
You're moaning about being voted off. I didn't say anything and still got voted off! I had one line after gettting voted off which didn't even make sense. :(
Microchips wrote:
> Heh- you got voted off when I said , 10 days have passed'.
>
> You always need a good alliance!
>
> BIGMAN aswell, so that's two for BIGMAN.
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Ah well.
It was still a good spoof.
Very funny, Ive got to say that i thought that the north island were better and funnier though.
:D
> Heh- you got voted off when I said , 10 days have passed'.
>
> You always need a good alliance!
>
> BIGMAN aswell, so that's two for BIGMAN.
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Ah well.
It was still a good spoof.
Very funny, Ive got to say that i thought that the north island were better and funnier though.
:D
Kung-Fu Priest wrote:
> What the hell's this about?
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People here (especially me) write spoofs of TV programmes/films using people here on the forums. He's put a good twist on it by asking us to vote who wins instead of just writing it himself
> What the hell's this about?
-------
People here (especially me) write spoofs of TV programmes/films using people here on the forums. He's put a good twist on it by asking us to vote who wins instead of just writing it himself
Hercules! wrote:
> heh,
>
> that was good.
>
> I didnt see myself being voted off though? Where, why, when, WHO?
>
> :D
>
> Me and Mojo had an alliance too!
Heh- you got voted off when I said , 10 days have passed'.
You always need a good alliance!
BIGMAN aswell, so that's two for BIGMAN.
> heh,
>
> that was good.
>
> I didnt see myself being voted off though? Where, why, when, WHO?
>
> :D
>
> Me and Mojo had an alliance too!
Heh- you got voted off when I said , 10 days have passed'.
You always need a good alliance!
BIGMAN aswell, so that's two for BIGMAN.
heh,
that was good.
I didnt see myself being voted off though? Where, why, when, WHO?
:D
Me and Mojo had an alliance too!
aaarrrgggghhh where's my arm gone?
oh yeah!
:D
eeerrrrr i vote for
........
.....
hhmmmmm
BIGMAN!
that was good.
I didnt see myself being voted off though? Where, why, when, WHO?
:D
Me and Mojo had an alliance too!
aaarrrgggghhh where's my arm gone?
oh yeah!
:D
eeerrrrr i vote for
........
.....
hhmmmmm
BIGMAN!
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I vote for Bigman
>
> But I can't believe I was voted off! No spoofs for you! ;-)
>
> Anyway, good work
Thanks! The only reason you got voted off was because BIGMAN and JC were in an alliance, and Hercules! had already been voted off.
> I vote for Bigman
>
> But I can't believe I was voted off! No spoofs for you! ;-)
>
> Anyway, good work
Thanks! The only reason you got voted off was because BIGMAN and JC were in an alliance, and Hercules! had already been voted off.
I vote for Bigman
But I can't believe I was voted off! No spoofs for you! ;-)
Anyway, good work
But I can't believe I was voted off! No spoofs for you! ;-)
Anyway, good work
Presenter: Welcome back to the ultimate survival show, with your presenter, Ted E. This is a very special episode, as we have people from a chat forum, who will be spending 20 days on an island. We have split the contenders into two groups, one group will be on North Island, and one will be on South Island. The groups are:
North island:
MoJoJoJo
Hercules!
Seinfeld_enthusiast
Afro Joe
Dav1d
Mandatare
CDouch
RM18
Rakuga
Dead Wonder
South island:
Microchips
BIGMAN
JC99041
Cookie monster
KR
Phi11ip
Badgerman
ADH
Quinty
Liquid S
The contestants will meet up at tribal console often, to get important information and to vote people off.
---Day 1---
After a long plane flight, the contestants arrive at a harbor, where they must catch a boat to the islands. The boat is late, so some of North Island decides to go exploring.
MoJo: This place is so boring, I just want to get to my Island, build a shelter and chill.
A.J: Yeah, same here. Hey, what's that?
Herc: Oh, it's a shark. I'm gonna prod it with a stick!
Hercules! Proceeds to poke it with a stick, until it decides to attack him.
Herc!: Owww…my arm. What did you go and do that for MoJo?!
MoJo: Eh? But I didn't…
A.J: Look, the boats here. Let's get on!
All the contestants clamber on for the voyage to the islands. After two hours, they arrive.
Presenter: North island, you will find a canoe over there. Go to your island now. South Island, you will find your canoe over in that direction. Go to your island now.
The contestants paddle to their islands. North Island gets there first, and starts building a camp.
RM18: Hey look, there's a good spot over there.
CDouch: Yeah that looks good. Let's start straight away.
Mandatare: We can use these palm leaves as a roof. Problem is, they are so high in the tree, and I can't reach them.
MoJo: I can reach them.
Dav1d: How? You are only a Mon…. Of course! You're a monkey!
MoJo: Well..Yeah! Why do you think I have a tail? For show purposes?
Seinfeld: Well, I was kinda hoping that you would…
MoJo: Don't even think about it!
Seinfeld: Oh, all right then.
South Island gets there finally after some dodgy guidance from Microchips.
Microchips: Hey, sorry guys. So what if we were lost for three hours, it's no big deal.
Quinty: It is when you have a shelter to build, you know!
Microchips: I see your point, but accidents happen.
BIGMAN: True, but we should forget about it now and concentrate on finding somewhere good.
JC: What about by that tree?
ADH: Yeah, looks good to me.
Badgerman: Let's get started then.
It only takes South Island ten minutes until they have a decent shelter. They relax and sunbathe for two hours.
Cookie monster: This is the life, I could get used to this!
Liquid: Yeah, sure beats hanging with my brother.
Quinty: What's your brothers name?
Liquid: Russell, but you know him as RM18.
ADH: The same RM18 as the one on North Island?
Liquid: Yeah that's him. I hope he gets voted off.
Back on North Island, The shelter has been made and the contestants are looking for food.
Dead Wonder: Hey look, up there, coconuts. Let's hit them with a stick!
Seinfeld: MoJo, you can climb up there and get them down.
MoJo: Fine, but only because I am hungry.
MoJoJoJo starts to climb the tree.
Seinfeld: He has a nice tail, don't you think?
Mandatare: You are sick, who do you think you are?
Seinfeld: I am me, who else do you think I would be?
Badgerman: You wouldn't want to know.
Seinfeld: O.K
In the evening, both the tribes get a message telling them about tomorrow.
Cookie monster: Shall I read it out?
Liquid: If you must.
Cookie monster: "Monkey see, monkey do, complete the task, gifts for you."
ADH: What the --?
Quinty: It means that you have to do something that a monkey does, and you win prizes if you beat the other tribe.
On North Island, the tribe has already read out the message, and is thinking about what it means.
MoJo: Hah- you all have to copy me! I am the King! Bow down to me!
Herc: No, you fool. It means that we have to look for a monkey in the woods and we get stuff for doing it. I wouldn't mind you being the king, though…
Seinfeld: Enough sucking up! Let's go to sleep now, it's getting dark.
Dead Wonder: I agree, we should get an early night. We don't know what will be expected of us tomorrow.
A J: Yeah, I agree. Night everyone.
---Day 2---
It is a good day on the islands, the sun is shining and morale is high. Hercules! has a private chat with MoJoJoJo.
Herc!: Hey, MoJo, I think we should have an alliance. We can vote people off and proceed into the merge.
MoJo: O.K then, but I want no monkey business, considering I am a monkey after all…
Herc!: I wouldn't do that! C'mon, let's get back or the tribe will get suspicious.
MoJo: yeah, but we gotta keep this a secret.
Herc!: I know.
They walk back to the shelter, and when they arrive, they get a nasty surprise.
Mandatare: Oww, it really, really hurts!
CDouch: Hold still, I'll try and get it out.
Seinfeld: Heh- only you could stand on a bright green scorpion.
Mandatare: Is the tail still in?
CDouch: No, I think you will get away with it, it doesn't look like a poisonous species.
Dav1d: How the hell did you know that?
CDouch: I remember seeing something on the discovery channel about it.
Seinfeld: You and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the disc--
MoJo: Shut it you fool!
AJ: I know who is getting my vote at tribal console!
Seinfeld: Yeah, I'm voting for Rakuga as well!
Rakuga: What? Why are you going to vote for me?
Seinfeld: You are ugly! And you smell!
Rakuga: Smell! I don't smell you idiotic fool!
AJ: Besides, I am voting for you Seinfeld, why would I vote for Rakuga?
RM18: Yeah, Rakuga is cool!
Seinfeld: Just you wait until tribal console!
Later that day, the contestants go to the challenge.
Presenter: Today sees you in a challenge. The tribe that win gain immunity and will not be visiting me at tribal console, the tribe that looses, well, you'll be paying me a visit. The challenge is simple. You will find 2 cards in a sack. You have to say what is on the cards, and then find it in the item in the sand. Ready…Go.
North Island raids their bag and look at the cards.
Dead wonder: O.K- we have an elephant and the letter 'x'
Seinfeld: Elephant X! Let's go!
MoJo: Shut up! It means a heavy X, as in the xbox.
CDouch: How the hell are we going to lift that?
Seinfeld: With a forklift truck!
Mandatare: Shut-up! Where are we going to find a forklift truck here? Wait, don't answer that…
Dav1d: Let's find it now!
The Tribe goes off and starts digging in the sand. South Island looks into their bag.
Microchips: Right, we got a sheep and a broken leg. Any ideas?
JC: You see sheep in your dreams!
BIGMAN: Yeah and broken legs need casts!
ADH: Dreamcast!
Quinty: Let's start looking!
.
KR: I've got it!
Liquid: Yeah, well done KR!
KR: Thank-you, thank-you. Donations of rice will now be accepted…
Presenter: South Island, you have won the immunity challenge! Take this home, and enjoy tomorrow!
KR: Yay!
Presenter: North Island, I'll see you tomorrow.
CDouch: Bagger you!
Presenter: Huh, what did you say?
RM18: He said, err…, he said badger poo, on my er…shoe! Yes, that's what he said!
Presenter: Fine. See you tomorrow.
---Day 3---
Presenter: North Island, welcome to tribal console. Here is where you will vote off two members of your tribe, stopping them from surviving and winning £1, 000, 000 worth of games console peripherals. Proceed to vote.
*Lift music plays*
Presenter: O.K- the votes have been counted. Seinfeld_enthusiast and Dav1d, please follow me. Your Internet connections represent your life on the island. Please disconnect now.
Seinfeld: One last word… I love you MoJo!
Dav1d: Don't touch me you freak.
MoJo runs in, grabs a modem and throws it at seinfeld. It hits him squarely on the head. He falls on the ground and is eaten by killer ants.
MoJo: That'll teach you to mess with the monkey!
Dav1d: Goodbye everyone!
---Days 4 + 5---
Presenter: These two days will consist of another immunity challenge and another tribal console.
North Island wakes up, missing Dav1d but glad to have got rid of Seinfeld. They are preparing to go to the immunity challenge.
Dead Wonder: So what do we know about today's challenge?
CDouch: We need to build a raft and rescue a member from the sea.
RM18: Let's start building it then!
Afro Joe and Rakuga collect wood; mandatare and RM18 get rope, and Hercules! and MoJoJoJo go and help. CDouch and Dead wonder decide who will go out to sea. They decide that Dead Wonder will.
South Island have built their raft, and have decided that cookie monster will go out to sea. Microchips, JC and BIGMAN go and have a private talk.
BIGMAN: Hey Microchips that was a great idea with the building of the raft back there.
Microchips: Well, JC gave me the inspiration that I needed.
JC: It was nothing. So, do you guys want to start an alliance between us?
BIGMAN: Sounds good to me!
Microchips: Yeah, I like the idea. Who shall we vote for then? If we lose today, that is.
BIGMAN: Well, I personally think that phi11ip and KR aren't doing enough to stay here, I'm afraid.
JC: Yeah, those two are so annoying. All KR does is talk about the world's longest thread, what use is that here?
Microchips: It holds no use at all. I noticed yesterday that phi11ip stole a load of rice!
BIGMAN: NO, not the rice!
JC: But, we need rice! What else are we going to eat?
BIGMAN: *ponders* I know! Badger meat!
Microchips: Badger meat? Surely you can't think of killing Badgerman?
JC: What choice do we have? KR is just a load of Spam… That's it! Instead of voting off KR, we can eat him!
BIGMAN: Yeah and we can get rid of Quinty!
JC: Why Quinty?
Microchips: We have no other choice. Quinty and phi11ip it is then, and the murder of KR.
BIGMAN: How will we do that?
Microchips: He can be the one who we send out to sea, but lose on purpose and forget about him. He will be washed up on the shore the next day.
JC: Good idea! We had better get back; the challenge is starting now.
They walk back to the beach, and prepare for the challenge. They suggest that KR should go out instead of cookie monster.
Presenter: Ready tribes? Go!
North Island paddles out, and rescue Dead Wonder. South Island paddles around in circles.
North Island gets back and win the immunity challenge.
KR: Guys? Guys where are you? I'm drowning here! HELP! HELP ME! SOMEBODY?
KR sinks beneath the waves.
Presenter: Welcome to tribal console South Island. Please vote now.
* Airplane landing music plays*
Presenter: The votes are now in. Quinty and phi11ip are voted off. Follow me.
Disconnect now.
Quinty: Why did you vote for me guys?
BIGMAN: It was a choice between you and cookie monster, but we felt that he did a bit more work.
Quinty: Oh, all right then. Goodbye everyone.
Phi11ip: Thanks guys, I thought you like me.
JC: We do, but you know the motto, "Trust everyone"
Phi11ip: That's what I did.
Microchips: That's why you lost. Bye!
10 days pass. The tribes have merged, and the only people that are left are:
MoJoJoJo
Microchips
Jc99041
BIGMAN
They are all together on the island, when disaster strikes! Microchips is hit with a large bolt of Lightning! He gets up, but falls down. He dies.
BIGMAN: How could this have happened? How?
MoJo: Well, when large amounts of electrons pass between clouds, they jump down to earth and--?
JC: We know. Microchips, we will never forget you!
MoJo: Are you quite finished?
JC: Don't you have any respect at all?
BIGMAN: JC, leave it. He's not worth it.
MoJo: Just keep telling yourself that.
---Day 19---
Presenter: Welcome to the last tribal console. Please, make your vote.
MoJo, you have been voted off. Disconnect now.
MoJo: I know, it's because I is a monkey! Well, don't expect you to be in any of my spoofs now. Bye, you fools!
JC: BIGMAN, we made it to the final. The readers have to decide who wins.
BIGMAN: I know. Best man wins!
They shake hands.
Presenter: Guys, the rest is left to the readers. Go to your shelter now. I will tell you the vote when I get it. Bye!
Thanks for reading.
Microchips
P.S: Don't forget to vote!
North island:
MoJoJoJo
Hercules!
Seinfeld_enthusiast
Afro Joe
Dav1d
Mandatare
CDouch
RM18
Rakuga
Dead Wonder
South island:
Microchips
BIGMAN
JC99041
Cookie monster
KR
Phi11ip
Badgerman
ADH
Quinty
Liquid S
The contestants will meet up at tribal console often, to get important information and to vote people off.
---Day 1---
After a long plane flight, the contestants arrive at a harbor, where they must catch a boat to the islands. The boat is late, so some of North Island decides to go exploring.
MoJo: This place is so boring, I just want to get to my Island, build a shelter and chill.
A.J: Yeah, same here. Hey, what's that?
Herc: Oh, it's a shark. I'm gonna prod it with a stick!
Hercules! Proceeds to poke it with a stick, until it decides to attack him.
Herc!: Owww…my arm. What did you go and do that for MoJo?!
MoJo: Eh? But I didn't…
A.J: Look, the boats here. Let's get on!
All the contestants clamber on for the voyage to the islands. After two hours, they arrive.
Presenter: North island, you will find a canoe over there. Go to your island now. South Island, you will find your canoe over in that direction. Go to your island now.
The contestants paddle to their islands. North Island gets there first, and starts building a camp.
RM18: Hey look, there's a good spot over there.
CDouch: Yeah that looks good. Let's start straight away.
Mandatare: We can use these palm leaves as a roof. Problem is, they are so high in the tree, and I can't reach them.
MoJo: I can reach them.
Dav1d: How? You are only a Mon…. Of course! You're a monkey!
MoJo: Well..Yeah! Why do you think I have a tail? For show purposes?
Seinfeld: Well, I was kinda hoping that you would…
MoJo: Don't even think about it!
Seinfeld: Oh, all right then.
South Island gets there finally after some dodgy guidance from Microchips.
Microchips: Hey, sorry guys. So what if we were lost for three hours, it's no big deal.
Quinty: It is when you have a shelter to build, you know!
Microchips: I see your point, but accidents happen.
BIGMAN: True, but we should forget about it now and concentrate on finding somewhere good.
JC: What about by that tree?
ADH: Yeah, looks good to me.
Badgerman: Let's get started then.
It only takes South Island ten minutes until they have a decent shelter. They relax and sunbathe for two hours.
Cookie monster: This is the life, I could get used to this!
Liquid: Yeah, sure beats hanging with my brother.
Quinty: What's your brothers name?
Liquid: Russell, but you know him as RM18.
ADH: The same RM18 as the one on North Island?
Liquid: Yeah that's him. I hope he gets voted off.
Back on North Island, The shelter has been made and the contestants are looking for food.
Dead Wonder: Hey look, up there, coconuts. Let's hit them with a stick!
Seinfeld: MoJo, you can climb up there and get them down.
MoJo: Fine, but only because I am hungry.
MoJoJoJo starts to climb the tree.
Seinfeld: He has a nice tail, don't you think?
Mandatare: You are sick, who do you think you are?
Seinfeld: I am me, who else do you think I would be?
Badgerman: You wouldn't want to know.
Seinfeld: O.K
In the evening, both the tribes get a message telling them about tomorrow.
Cookie monster: Shall I read it out?
Liquid: If you must.
Cookie monster: "Monkey see, monkey do, complete the task, gifts for you."
ADH: What the --?
Quinty: It means that you have to do something that a monkey does, and you win prizes if you beat the other tribe.
On North Island, the tribe has already read out the message, and is thinking about what it means.
MoJo: Hah- you all have to copy me! I am the King! Bow down to me!
Herc: No, you fool. It means that we have to look for a monkey in the woods and we get stuff for doing it. I wouldn't mind you being the king, though…
Seinfeld: Enough sucking up! Let's go to sleep now, it's getting dark.
Dead Wonder: I agree, we should get an early night. We don't know what will be expected of us tomorrow.
A J: Yeah, I agree. Night everyone.
---Day 2---
It is a good day on the islands, the sun is shining and morale is high. Hercules! has a private chat with MoJoJoJo.
Herc!: Hey, MoJo, I think we should have an alliance. We can vote people off and proceed into the merge.
MoJo: O.K then, but I want no monkey business, considering I am a monkey after all…
Herc!: I wouldn't do that! C'mon, let's get back or the tribe will get suspicious.
MoJo: yeah, but we gotta keep this a secret.
Herc!: I know.
They walk back to the shelter, and when they arrive, they get a nasty surprise.
Mandatare: Oww, it really, really hurts!
CDouch: Hold still, I'll try and get it out.
Seinfeld: Heh- only you could stand on a bright green scorpion.
Mandatare: Is the tail still in?
CDouch: No, I think you will get away with it, it doesn't look like a poisonous species.
Dav1d: How the hell did you know that?
CDouch: I remember seeing something on the discovery channel about it.
Seinfeld: You and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the disc--
MoJo: Shut it you fool!
AJ: I know who is getting my vote at tribal console!
Seinfeld: Yeah, I'm voting for Rakuga as well!
Rakuga: What? Why are you going to vote for me?
Seinfeld: You are ugly! And you smell!
Rakuga: Smell! I don't smell you idiotic fool!
AJ: Besides, I am voting for you Seinfeld, why would I vote for Rakuga?
RM18: Yeah, Rakuga is cool!
Seinfeld: Just you wait until tribal console!
Later that day, the contestants go to the challenge.
Presenter: Today sees you in a challenge. The tribe that win gain immunity and will not be visiting me at tribal console, the tribe that looses, well, you'll be paying me a visit. The challenge is simple. You will find 2 cards in a sack. You have to say what is on the cards, and then find it in the item in the sand. Ready…Go.
North Island raids their bag and look at the cards.
Dead wonder: O.K- we have an elephant and the letter 'x'
Seinfeld: Elephant X! Let's go!
MoJo: Shut up! It means a heavy X, as in the xbox.
CDouch: How the hell are we going to lift that?
Seinfeld: With a forklift truck!
Mandatare: Shut-up! Where are we going to find a forklift truck here? Wait, don't answer that…
Dav1d: Let's find it now!
The Tribe goes off and starts digging in the sand. South Island looks into their bag.
Microchips: Right, we got a sheep and a broken leg. Any ideas?
JC: You see sheep in your dreams!
BIGMAN: Yeah and broken legs need casts!
ADH: Dreamcast!
Quinty: Let's start looking!
.
KR: I've got it!
Liquid: Yeah, well done KR!
KR: Thank-you, thank-you. Donations of rice will now be accepted…
Presenter: South Island, you have won the immunity challenge! Take this home, and enjoy tomorrow!
KR: Yay!
Presenter: North Island, I'll see you tomorrow.
CDouch: Bagger you!
Presenter: Huh, what did you say?
RM18: He said, err…, he said badger poo, on my er…shoe! Yes, that's what he said!
Presenter: Fine. See you tomorrow.
---Day 3---
Presenter: North Island, welcome to tribal console. Here is where you will vote off two members of your tribe, stopping them from surviving and winning £1, 000, 000 worth of games console peripherals. Proceed to vote.
*Lift music plays*
Presenter: O.K- the votes have been counted. Seinfeld_enthusiast and Dav1d, please follow me. Your Internet connections represent your life on the island. Please disconnect now.
Seinfeld: One last word… I love you MoJo!
Dav1d: Don't touch me you freak.
MoJo runs in, grabs a modem and throws it at seinfeld. It hits him squarely on the head. He falls on the ground and is eaten by killer ants.
MoJo: That'll teach you to mess with the monkey!
Dav1d: Goodbye everyone!
---Days 4 + 5---
Presenter: These two days will consist of another immunity challenge and another tribal console.
North Island wakes up, missing Dav1d but glad to have got rid of Seinfeld. They are preparing to go to the immunity challenge.
Dead Wonder: So what do we know about today's challenge?
CDouch: We need to build a raft and rescue a member from the sea.
RM18: Let's start building it then!
Afro Joe and Rakuga collect wood; mandatare and RM18 get rope, and Hercules! and MoJoJoJo go and help. CDouch and Dead wonder decide who will go out to sea. They decide that Dead Wonder will.
South Island have built their raft, and have decided that cookie monster will go out to sea. Microchips, JC and BIGMAN go and have a private talk.
BIGMAN: Hey Microchips that was a great idea with the building of the raft back there.
Microchips: Well, JC gave me the inspiration that I needed.
JC: It was nothing. So, do you guys want to start an alliance between us?
BIGMAN: Sounds good to me!
Microchips: Yeah, I like the idea. Who shall we vote for then? If we lose today, that is.
BIGMAN: Well, I personally think that phi11ip and KR aren't doing enough to stay here, I'm afraid.
JC: Yeah, those two are so annoying. All KR does is talk about the world's longest thread, what use is that here?
Microchips: It holds no use at all. I noticed yesterday that phi11ip stole a load of rice!
BIGMAN: NO, not the rice!
JC: But, we need rice! What else are we going to eat?
BIGMAN: *ponders* I know! Badger meat!
Microchips: Badger meat? Surely you can't think of killing Badgerman?
JC: What choice do we have? KR is just a load of Spam… That's it! Instead of voting off KR, we can eat him!
BIGMAN: Yeah and we can get rid of Quinty!
JC: Why Quinty?
Microchips: We have no other choice. Quinty and phi11ip it is then, and the murder of KR.
BIGMAN: How will we do that?
Microchips: He can be the one who we send out to sea, but lose on purpose and forget about him. He will be washed up on the shore the next day.
JC: Good idea! We had better get back; the challenge is starting now.
They walk back to the beach, and prepare for the challenge. They suggest that KR should go out instead of cookie monster.
Presenter: Ready tribes? Go!
North Island paddles out, and rescue Dead Wonder. South Island paddles around in circles.
North Island gets back and win the immunity challenge.
KR: Guys? Guys where are you? I'm drowning here! HELP! HELP ME! SOMEBODY?
KR sinks beneath the waves.
Presenter: Welcome to tribal console South Island. Please vote now.
* Airplane landing music plays*
Presenter: The votes are now in. Quinty and phi11ip are voted off. Follow me.
Disconnect now.
Quinty: Why did you vote for me guys?
BIGMAN: It was a choice between you and cookie monster, but we felt that he did a bit more work.
Quinty: Oh, all right then. Goodbye everyone.
Phi11ip: Thanks guys, I thought you like me.
JC: We do, but you know the motto, "Trust everyone"
Phi11ip: That's what I did.
Microchips: That's why you lost. Bye!
10 days pass. The tribes have merged, and the only people that are left are:
MoJoJoJo
Microchips
Jc99041
BIGMAN
They are all together on the island, when disaster strikes! Microchips is hit with a large bolt of Lightning! He gets up, but falls down. He dies.
BIGMAN: How could this have happened? How?
MoJo: Well, when large amounts of electrons pass between clouds, they jump down to earth and--?
JC: We know. Microchips, we will never forget you!
MoJo: Are you quite finished?
JC: Don't you have any respect at all?
BIGMAN: JC, leave it. He's not worth it.
MoJo: Just keep telling yourself that.
---Day 19---
Presenter: Welcome to the last tribal console. Please, make your vote.
MoJo, you have been voted off. Disconnect now.
MoJo: I know, it's because I is a monkey! Well, don't expect you to be in any of my spoofs now. Bye, you fools!
JC: BIGMAN, we made it to the final. The readers have to decide who wins.
BIGMAN: I know. Best man wins!
They shake hands.
Presenter: Guys, the rest is left to the readers. Go to your shelter now. I will tell you the vote when I get it. Bye!
Thanks for reading.
Microchips
P.S: Don't forget to vote!
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