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"Special SRW Match: Stryke vs Shaneo (many other posters involved)"

Okay, I'm writing this because I feel like it. All the serious crap I've seen on here lately about how Shaneo is Pantoffel, that Sniper doesn't deserve to be a Notable etc. is sort of getting to me, and makes me feel left out. Well not really, but am I the only one who really just wants to chat?? Doesn't matter what about, games on Prime, anything in here and more serious matters in the Life Forum.

This is a Special Reserve Wrestling match. A whole e-federation based around this has been created on the WWF Forum, and to be perfectly honest it rules. It means we can improve our writing skills, and provide entertainment for ourselves and others. It's been very successful I feel, and I believe it has helped improve the forum to what it was around a year ago. A year ago, if I said Smackdown 2 was better than No Mercy someone would say that "I should be hung." Humm.

Anyway, if you don't like wrestling then I don't care. Ignore it, or just skim it as you may be involved, more than just the two participants will be taking part in some way. Maybe I don't "deserve" to be a Notable because I like wrestling, and if you feel that way then complain about it. Trust me, I don't think you'll get anywhere. Not because I'm wonderful or anything, but because all the respected people on here would not think like that. Enjoy, or ignore.

PS-This isn't really like WWF. Yes, often it is extremely stupid and obvious, but not this bad. {:)
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Stryke saunters down to the ring with his usual swagger, a mixed reaction from the audience. An evil grin spreads across his face, he's certainly looking forward to this.

Loud boos and the odd cheer erupt from the crowd as Shaneo jogs to the squared circle, he looks up for this match.

The bell is rung and referee Hybrid Valves signals that this match has begun. Strkye rolls past an attempted clothesline from Shaneo, and then whips him into the ropes-Overhead Suplex! He tosses Shaneo was over his head! Strkye picks him up, and hooks Shaneo's arm around his neck, before lifting him high into the air, and bringing him down onto the hard canvas-overhead suplex!

Stryke certainly appears to be a very technical wrestler as he tries to lock in a submission, but Shaneo manages to kick him away. Strky bounces back from the ropes, he's going to run straight into the lifted boot of Shaneo-WHAM! Stryke goes down and Shaneo mocks him, before pinning Stryke. Hey look, he's using the ropes for leverage! That's cheating! 1...2...and Stryke just kicks out!

Shaneo was cheating! Well that doesn't really make a change then, does it? Anyway, as Stryke puts Shaneo's head under his arm and then falls to the floor, scoring with a DDT, Grix Thraves is sprinting to the ring. Humm...he's stopped just outside the ring...he seems to be talking to himself!

"What do I do now?"

Pause.

"How am I supposed to know what to do?"

Pause.

"No, I forgot to ask Ant. Or Starlight. Or Grandprix. Or AfroJoe. Or Ice Blaster."

Pause.

"That was our Aunt, you twonk."

Pause.

"Fine, you go, maybe then I've got a better chance. I don't particularly like either of them, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem."

Grix finally enters the ring, and he heads for the fallen Shaneo...he's climbing up the corner of the ring to the top turnbuckle...

"What do I do now!?"

Silence.

"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO A BLOODY MOONSAULT!! I CAN'T FLIP IN MIDAIR!"

Pause.

"DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME DO IT! NO!"

Grix leaps, and flips in mid...no, sorry, he lands face-first on the unforgiving canvas, completely missing Shaneo. Meanwhile Strkye sees his opportunity and pins Shaneo, 1...2..and it's broken up from the outside by...Sniper, who then lifts Stryke above his head, and brings him down to the mat! POWERBOMB!!

Sniper grabs a microphone. "Wot r u doin'? Forums were gr8 b4 u ppl came!" Sniper drops the mic and tries to lock in a Figure 4, but Shaneo knocks him down with a clothesline!

Hang on...according to Hybrid Valves, anyone can win this match, not just Shaneo or Stryke! And already people are coming from backstage! Sheepy! Meka Dragon! Badgerman! Seinfeld_Enthusiast! Microchips! Rickoss! Mr Nice Guy! Your Honour! Tiltawhirl! Mr Happy! Edgy! Wookiee! Goatboy! And many more FOG Regulars...this is mayhem!

Goatboy smashes YH wiv stik! Meka batters Sheepy with his GameCube, while Mr Happy tries not to get involved...one would wonder what he's out here for...oh wait, look...he's nicking Stryke's prized Kevin Smith DVD collection, something he always brings to the ring with him! He sprints backstage, laughing maniacally.

er-no is in the ring, and he nails a Bulldog on Grix! He's going for the WORM!! W...O...R...M!! ER-NO'S DOING THE WORM!! WHAM!! He nails Grix with a chop to the neck, and celebrates, he's got this won!

But look, FantasyMeister makes a rare appearance, and from behind he rolls up a surprised er-no, 1...2...3!! FM HAS WON!! FANTASYMEISTER HAS WON THE MATCH!!

And now he runs away, and we won't see him again until he makes his next short appearance in a few months time! The crowd don't like it, but they cheer as all the SR members shake hands...apart from Stryke, who's busy looking for his Kevin Smith DVD Collection. What an action-packed "match", we hope you enjoyed.

The winner of this match: FantasyMeister

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I'm expecting to POP this a few times before I get any replies. Ah well, I liked it. {:)

Thanks for reading, Ant.

Ant wrote:
> All right, all right, I'll try and write one during the next couple of
> weeks where everyone I can possibly think of is involved in some
> way.
>
> Will probably mean a lot of reading though. {:)

thanks thats all i ask

All right, all right, I'll try and write one during the next couple of weeks where everyone I can possibly think of is involved in some way.

Will probably mean a lot of reading though. {:)

Good post but where was i?
:-)

Dringo wrote:
> I think you should do a Dringo Vs. Edgy match that way i get
> mentioned.. i hope.
>
> How can a match with notables in it not have the hunters? pish.

Don't worry, I'll think about it...


Thought about it, and you'll get one at some point soon.

Mystique wrote:
> You use spammers, morons and red neck indreds yet you don't use me in
> the post.
>
> Why?

You don't like wrestling, and you weren't one of the first posters that came to mind. Simple as that.

I think you should do a Dringo Vs. Edgy match that way i get mentioned.. i hope.

How can a match with notables in it not have the hunters? pish.

inbreds even.
dammit

You use spammers, morons and red neck indreds yet you don't use me in the post.

Why?

LIAM666 wrote:
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Humm. An intellectual comment from Liam there.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!