The "Freeola Customer Forum" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
CHRISTIAN!!! CHRISTIAN!!! (GRANDPRIX!!!) Some rock music hits and out comes the Light-heavyweight champion to some boos as he raises his arms, ready for this rather obscure Tag match. Out comes his partner Tazz (Tazz), the Hardcore champ, who gets a bit of a mixed response.
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong! Dong! Out comes the No. 1 contender for Christian’s title, Tajiri (Starlight), to quite a cheer from the crowd. Now comes Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder), the Hardcore No. 1 contender, to no real response, as the rookie hasn’t made much of an appearance just yet. Tajiri puts his hand out to high-five him, but Brock just shoves his partner away.
Brock and Tazz face each other at the start. The bell rings, and the two immediately lock up. Tazz locks Lesnar in a side sleeper, but look at the power! Brock lets out a huge scream and military presses Tazz up high! He spins around and hits a huge neck-breaker on Tazz! That could already be it! A cover, 1, 2, but Christian quickly broke it up. The light-heavyweight champ picks up Brock for a suplex, and stalls just before he plans to drop him. Tajiri is now getting in the ring, but the referee’s stopping him, meaning his back’s turned! Tazz is taking advantage and the suplex now becomes a double brain-buster! Christian quickly goes back into his corner as the referee turns around. Tazz hooks the leg, 1, and an immediate kick out from Lesnar! Tazz goes over to his side and tags in Christian.
Christian begins to stomp on Lesnar, Irish whips him off the ropes, and goes for a backdrop. But Lesnar saw it coming, hits a kick to the mid-section, and a huge powerbomb! Impressive stuff from this newcomer! He tags in his partner, Tajiri, without making a cover. We could see a preview of the LHW title match at the next thingy right now! Tajiri goes to work on Christian’s arm, twisting it round after a few stomps, and hitting a modified armbar. Christian (Grandprix) slowly gets up, and breaks out of the hold with some rights to Tajiri’s ribs. He runs off the ropes, goes for a body press, but is met by a stiff kick from Tajiri (Starlight). Did you hear that noise of that? He makes the pin, 1, 2, and a kick out from the LHW champ.
Tajiri throws Christian off the ropes, goes for a clothesline, but Christian ducks, tags in Tazz (Tazz) whilst running towards the ropes, and hits a clothesline of his own. He immediately lifts up Tajiri, puts him on his shoulders, and Tazz runs to the other side. Christian slams down Tajiri, whilst Tazz grabs his neck in the process. A cover is made by the Brooklyn native, 1, 2, and a kick out by Tajiri. Tazz picks up his opponent, and hits a nice T-bone suplex, a speciality from our Hardcore champion. He hits an Irish whip on Tajiri, and hits a back body drop. Another cover 1, 2, but a kick-out from Tajiri. Tazz applies a dragon sleeper.
Strange, this is a manoeuvre I’ve never seen used by Tazz, but he seems to be doing it right! Tajiri looks pretty lifeless; this match could be over. Referee Mike Chioda (loki) checks the arm, “1!” he shouts. “2!” not long after. One more and the match is over! He picks up the arm once again, but Tajiri gets it out and hits a right hand on Tazz! Can you believed he escaped that; I thought the match would be over! (:D:D:D:D:D:D) Tajiri flips himself over Tazz, and hits a spinning heel kick!
Both men are down in the centre of the ring, trying to get to their corners, whilst Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) claps his hands with the crowd to try and motivate Tajiri. Tazz tags to Christian (Grandprix), and Tajiri tags to Lesnar! Lesnar is a house on fire! Clothesline to Christian! Belly to Belly on Tazz! Power slam to a running Christian! A cover, 1, 2, but Tazz broke it up. Brock doesn’t seem pleased with that! The crowd are going nuts, literally! (Camera shows lunatics Shaneo, Dead Wonder and Bizarre Cabbage going around killing people in excitement) Tazz (Tazz) is running away backstage, and Lesnar is going right after him! (After tagging in Tajiri, of course)
Maybe that wasn’t a great idea, Tajiri (Starlight) doesn’t look quite up to it! Wait! Chioda is looking out at the other two, and Christian has the LHW belt ins his hands! Shot to the head! But Tajiri ducked, he flips him round, TARANTULA!!! Christian (Grandprix) is tapping to the Tarantula! But it doesn’t count in this type of match! 1, 2, and Tajiri is forced to let go. Christian kneels down, kick to the face by Tajiri! Christian looks like he’s out cold! Cover, this will be it! 1, 2, 3!! DING DING DING!!! Tajiri pinned the Light Heavy-weight champion!
Winners: Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) and Tajiri (Starlight)
Tajiri’s music hits and he poses on the top rope to a massive pop from the crowd! Look! Brock Lesnar has come back to celebrate with his partner! Tajiri sticks out his hand for Brock to shake, and he’s shaking it, to another pop! Wait, that backstabber! He’s twisted Tajiri’s arm, no way! TRIPLE POWERBOMB!!! What a cheap shot! Brock smiles, and now sees the now standing Christian, who’s stomping Tajiri himself! The LHW champ sticks out his hand for Brock to shake, but the smiling newcomer throws Christian out of the ring. He now throws out Tajiri, too. He picks up his former partner, POWERBOMB THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Brock Lesnar makes an impact!!!! He raises his arms and lets out a mighty roar, to a huge set of boos from the audience.
Congrats to Dead Wonder and Starlight on their victory.
Thanks for, er, something,
Allardini
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong! Dong! Out comes the No. 1 contender for Christian’s title, Tajiri (Starlight), to quite a cheer from the crowd. Now comes Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder), the Hardcore No. 1 contender, to no real response, as the rookie hasn’t made much of an appearance just yet. Tajiri puts his hand out to high-five him, but Brock just shoves his partner away.
Brock and Tazz face each other at the start. The bell rings, and the two immediately lock up. Tazz locks Lesnar in a side sleeper, but look at the power! Brock lets out a huge scream and military presses Tazz up high! He spins around and hits a huge neck-breaker on Tazz! That could already be it! A cover, 1, 2, but Christian quickly broke it up. The light-heavyweight champ picks up Brock for a suplex, and stalls just before he plans to drop him. Tajiri is now getting in the ring, but the referee’s stopping him, meaning his back’s turned! Tazz is taking advantage and the suplex now becomes a double brain-buster! Christian quickly goes back into his corner as the referee turns around. Tazz hooks the leg, 1, and an immediate kick out from Lesnar! Tazz goes over to his side and tags in Christian.
Christian begins to stomp on Lesnar, Irish whips him off the ropes, and goes for a backdrop. But Lesnar saw it coming, hits a kick to the mid-section, and a huge powerbomb! Impressive stuff from this newcomer! He tags in his partner, Tajiri, without making a cover. We could see a preview of the LHW title match at the next thingy right now! Tajiri goes to work on Christian’s arm, twisting it round after a few stomps, and hitting a modified armbar. Christian (Grandprix) slowly gets up, and breaks out of the hold with some rights to Tajiri’s ribs. He runs off the ropes, goes for a body press, but is met by a stiff kick from Tajiri (Starlight). Did you hear that noise of that? He makes the pin, 1, 2, and a kick out from the LHW champ.
Tajiri throws Christian off the ropes, goes for a clothesline, but Christian ducks, tags in Tazz (Tazz) whilst running towards the ropes, and hits a clothesline of his own. He immediately lifts up Tajiri, puts him on his shoulders, and Tazz runs to the other side. Christian slams down Tajiri, whilst Tazz grabs his neck in the process. A cover is made by the Brooklyn native, 1, 2, and a kick out by Tajiri. Tazz picks up his opponent, and hits a nice T-bone suplex, a speciality from our Hardcore champion. He hits an Irish whip on Tajiri, and hits a back body drop. Another cover 1, 2, but a kick-out from Tajiri. Tazz applies a dragon sleeper.
Strange, this is a manoeuvre I’ve never seen used by Tazz, but he seems to be doing it right! Tajiri looks pretty lifeless; this match could be over. Referee Mike Chioda (loki) checks the arm, “1!” he shouts. “2!” not long after. One more and the match is over! He picks up the arm once again, but Tajiri gets it out and hits a right hand on Tazz! Can you believed he escaped that; I thought the match would be over! (:D:D:D:D:D:D) Tajiri flips himself over Tazz, and hits a spinning heel kick!
Both men are down in the centre of the ring, trying to get to their corners, whilst Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) claps his hands with the crowd to try and motivate Tajiri. Tazz tags to Christian (Grandprix), and Tajiri tags to Lesnar! Lesnar is a house on fire! Clothesline to Christian! Belly to Belly on Tazz! Power slam to a running Christian! A cover, 1, 2, but Tazz broke it up. Brock doesn’t seem pleased with that! The crowd are going nuts, literally! (Camera shows lunatics Shaneo, Dead Wonder and Bizarre Cabbage going around killing people in excitement) Tazz (Tazz) is running away backstage, and Lesnar is going right after him! (After tagging in Tajiri, of course)
Maybe that wasn’t a great idea, Tajiri (Starlight) doesn’t look quite up to it! Wait! Chioda is looking out at the other two, and Christian has the LHW belt ins his hands! Shot to the head! But Tajiri ducked, he flips him round, TARANTULA!!! Christian (Grandprix) is tapping to the Tarantula! But it doesn’t count in this type of match! 1, 2, and Tajiri is forced to let go. Christian kneels down, kick to the face by Tajiri! Christian looks like he’s out cold! Cover, this will be it! 1, 2, 3!! DING DING DING!!! Tajiri pinned the Light Heavy-weight champion!
Winners: Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) and Tajiri (Starlight)
Tajiri’s music hits and he poses on the top rope to a massive pop from the crowd! Look! Brock Lesnar has come back to celebrate with his partner! Tajiri sticks out his hand for Brock to shake, and he’s shaking it, to another pop! Wait, that backstabber! He’s twisted Tajiri’s arm, no way! TRIPLE POWERBOMB!!! What a cheap shot! Brock smiles, and now sees the now standing Christian, who’s stomping Tajiri himself! The LHW champ sticks out his hand for Brock to shake, but the smiling newcomer throws Christian out of the ring. He now throws out Tajiri, too. He picks up his former partner, POWERBOMB THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Brock Lesnar makes an impact!!!! He raises his arms and lets out a mighty roar, to a huge set of boos from the audience.
Congrats to Dead Wonder and Starlight on their victory.
Thanks for, er, something,
Allardini
Page:
I forgot Tazz was Hardcore Champeen and Brock was No. 1 contender.
DW™~Uncle Bin²ºº² wrote:
> OK, but, I beat your a$#. GP, are you Christian??
Yep he is, and he's been very successful in the LH Division. I for one think he'll retain the title at Road To KOTR. Then again, what do I know?
> OK, but, I beat your a$#. GP, are you Christian??
Yep he is, and he's been very successful in the LH Division. I for one think he'll retain the title at Road To KOTR. Then again, what do I know?
Excellent match Allardini, was of a good length and full of action. Also built up the matches at Road To KOTR very well, nicely done.
OK, but, I beat your a$#. GP, are you Christian??
If you notice, I never say good match as it sounds a little tired now.
Oh, and it's also great cos I beat Tazz (Tazz). We all know where that Hardcore Title is coming!
Oh, and btw, great match allardini!:D
Especially as I won. It's kinda difficult to write a match with Christian and Tajiri. I have found this out as I'm doin' the PPV match.
Especially as I won. It's kinda difficult to write a match with Christian and Tajiri. I have found this out as I'm doin' the PPV match.
Yet no-one says good match, allardini.
Brock makes a triumphant debut in a strange tag team match (the teams are strange not the match).
Hey GP, guess who's writing that match?? Eh eh?? Oh, and Brock demolished you all! MUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!
Page: