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"yo mamma jokes"

1)Yo mamma is so stipid she swaped a mobile phone for a top-up card.
2)Yomama is so stupid she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death.

Yo mamma's so fat she's on both sides of the family

Yo mamma's so fat she uses the equator as a belt

lol

Yo mamma's so ugly she made her D1ldo go limp..

Yo mamma's so fat she showers at the car wash.

Yo mamma's so fat a Jumbo jet flew into her G-spot.

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one big yawn to all of them, except the second one.

Yo mamma is so big you missed Titanic on Tv because she walked in front of the Tv.

Yo Mamma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo momma so fat were in her right now

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

your momma so skinny she has to jump around to get wet in a shower.

*YAWN* *YAWN*

Yo momma is so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive.

Yo momma is soooo fat, you gotta hire a Satellite to take the family picture.

Yo Mamma's so dumb she triped over a cordless phone!

Yo Mamma's armpit is so hairy, she look like she got Don King in a head lock!

Yo Momma is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light",He Told her to move her fat out of the way!