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Thursday lunchtime, I went to a BBQ (Barbie to its friends). Being the only one of my mates that has the general greatness to get served down the off-licence, I came with two bags full of alcohol. Alcopops for the ladies and girlymen, beer for the other two of us.
Half an hour late, naturally.
This BBQ is held at one of my mates houses. This guy is a rich funner, and so he has both a swimming pool and trampoline in his back garden. The pool is out of action, but the trampoline is ready for its bouncy goodness.
So anyway - 1 hour later, about 1.30 PM, this guys back garden has 8 too-drunk-to-walk kids in. A couple are asleep, some have wandered down the village shop to find food, and I have collapsed on the trampoline, having fell so badly that about 8 bones in my neck clicked.
Next to me is a girl I know. Not the fittest girl in the world by a long shot, but she is getting there. She's kinda like the Skoda of my world - was once the butt of every joke, but is actually quite a good car now.
Her name shall be Gloria from now on, in case one of my lunatic friends actually finds this site.
Gloria and me are lieing on this trampoline, and we've only just noticed each other. I say 'fancy seeing you here', which comes out as 'fuffny sheging yoo heyre'.
Converstaion continues in this way for about 2 minutes, as she manages to maneuver her way toward me.
We kiss. I can't remember why, but we did. A bit of gropeing went on as well, but I'm not going to go into that.
When we get back to school, things are going to be extremely awkward.
Thinking about it, I don't see why they should be. We were both drunk out of our skulls, and we were doing the most natural thing for two human beings to do - get...erm....'sexual exitement' from one another.
And this is viewed as 'a very bad thing' by sociaty in general.
It made me think - why is sex such a taboo?
Crikey. I'm making about as much sense as Kid Rock now.
Beter stop typing.
Half an hour late, naturally.
This BBQ is held at one of my mates houses. This guy is a rich funner, and so he has both a swimming pool and trampoline in his back garden. The pool is out of action, but the trampoline is ready for its bouncy goodness.
So anyway - 1 hour later, about 1.30 PM, this guys back garden has 8 too-drunk-to-walk kids in. A couple are asleep, some have wandered down the village shop to find food, and I have collapsed on the trampoline, having fell so badly that about 8 bones in my neck clicked.
Next to me is a girl I know. Not the fittest girl in the world by a long shot, but she is getting there. She's kinda like the Skoda of my world - was once the butt of every joke, but is actually quite a good car now.
Her name shall be Gloria from now on, in case one of my lunatic friends actually finds this site.
Gloria and me are lieing on this trampoline, and we've only just noticed each other. I say 'fancy seeing you here', which comes out as 'fuffny sheging yoo heyre'.
Converstaion continues in this way for about 2 minutes, as she manages to maneuver her way toward me.
We kiss. I can't remember why, but we did. A bit of gropeing went on as well, but I'm not going to go into that.
When we get back to school, things are going to be extremely awkward.
Thinking about it, I don't see why they should be. We were both drunk out of our skulls, and we were doing the most natural thing for two human beings to do - get...erm....'sexual exitement' from one another.
And this is viewed as 'a very bad thing' by sociaty in general.
It made me think - why is sex such a taboo?
Crikey. I'm making about as much sense as Kid Rock now.
Beter stop typing.
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Mystique wrote:
Oh didn't see that coming
Then you are a fool :-D
Oh didn't see that coming
Then you are a fool :-D
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Leprachaun wrote:
> Bouncy!
Many things that are bouncy are
> good.
breasts...
Oh didn't see that coming
> Leprachaun wrote:
> Bouncy!
Many things that are bouncy are
> good.
breasts...
Oh didn't see that coming
Leprachaun wrote:
> Bouncy!
Many things that are bouncy are good.
Trampolines, Bouncy Castles, breasts...
> Bouncy!
Many things that are bouncy are good.
Trampolines, Bouncy Castles, breasts...
Mouldy Cheese wrote:
> Thursday lunchtime, I went to a BBQ (Barbie to its friends).
*******
HO HO HO
*******
Her
> name shall be Gloria from now on, in case one of my lunatic friends actually
> finds this site.
Gloria and me are lieing on this trampoline,
******
Why change her name? If your mates saw you on the trampoline with her then they will know who she is..no?
Trampolines are SO cool.
> Thursday lunchtime, I went to a BBQ (Barbie to its friends).
*******
HO HO HO
*******
Her
> name shall be Gloria from now on, in case one of my lunatic friends actually
> finds this site.
Gloria and me are lieing on this trampoline,
******
Why change her name? If your mates saw you on the trampoline with her then they will know who she is..no?
Trampolines are SO cool.
Perhaps it is just an English thing. We tend to be quite a sexualy repressed nation compared to our European cousins (im talking about holland of course).
There is a fine line though. I think I would rather be slightly embaresed to talk about the subject in public than become vulgar.
There's nothing more annoying than hearing gory details of your mates latest conquest.
There is a fine line though. I think I would rather be slightly embaresed to talk about the subject in public than become vulgar.
There's nothing more annoying than hearing gory details of your mates latest conquest.
:0D
"Trust me, if you like the Skoda, then don't be embarressed by it"
Right, I'm off to write that one in big letters on the front of my school planner.
Right, I'm off to write that one in big letters on the front of my school planner.
Ooh, and here's a good question to ask yourself.
Why did you change her name? To avoid embarressing her, or to avoid embarressing you if your friends found out? :0)
Why did you change her name? To avoid embarressing her, or to avoid embarressing you if your friends found out? :0)
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