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"BBQ"

If the sun's still shining when I leave work today, I'm going to swing by Tesco's to buy some meat and bread rolls and I'm going to have a BBQ.

I was going to do it yesterday, but stopped at Waitrose, not knowing that it was a girl supermarket that has an olive bar, and didn't sell huge burgers, and lumps of flavoured chicken. So today will be BBQ day instead.

There's something special about cooking over flames outside on a warm evening. The mix of the fresh spring air with the smell of the cooking food. The way that the flames dance, bursting to life when fat from the food falls into them. Music playing.

Then there's the food. Burgers never taste better than when they're barbequed, and that's a fact. Well, as long as you're not completely incompetent, and manage to cook them through without turning them into lumps of charcoal. You know that these beaties are flame-grilled, not like the microwave heated products that Burger King sell you.

And what's with all of this poncey stuff they put in them? Hell, I'm not doing that, I'll fry me some onions for my hot dogs and burgers, with a nice dollup of tomato sauce too.

Then there will be messy food, like BBQ ribs, and coated chicken bits. Nibbling round a bone, covered in coating and meat juice.

I'm hoping that sun stays out, I've made myself really hungry now.

Warm weather, good music, tasty food. Excellent.

It's fats approaching the end of my working day, and the sun is still shining!

I'm off to Tesco's to purchase beer, charcoal and barbequeable meats!

Hoorah!

BBQs are King. I always cook at our BBQs. Big burgers, hotdogs, steaks and ALWAYS corn on the cob. It's a must.

Sometimes I cook bananas and chocolate sauce in tinfoil. But thats poncy.

I think were getting off topic here !!!

And doesn't it make you crack up when you see the chimps sitting there, doing their business and eating it !! It's gross and fascinating at the same time.

nh wrote:
> Meka Dragon wrote:
> Zoo's rule.

I was at Linton Zoo the other day,
> which was cool, because they
> had tigers, and panthers and leopards. Lions
> too, but they were sleeping.

No
> rhino's there, which is a shame, and
> not enough big monkeys either.

I went to Colchester Zoo couple of weeks ago
> (Littlun's birthday). I sit just me or do we really enjoy it more than the kids
> ? they just want to shoot from one thing to the next.

Theyv'e got Rhinos and
> big monkeys there - the Orang utan was playing with himself and the Otters were
> at it in full view.

And even cooler - they have regular barbies in the summer
> !!

I go there every summer, and it's a cool Zoo. I once saw a fight between two small monkeys - it was great. I really wished that I bought the camera with me that day. Ah well!

www.radiolaughs.com has a video clip of a Monkey putting his finger into his anus, pulling it out and smelling it, with disaterous consequences. There is also a clip of an elephant eating excretion out of another elephant's anus. Oh yes, and the penguin who is tripped up by another penguin and falls onto the ice, cracking it, sending him down into the icy depths (they were men in suits, but it's difficult to see that).

Damnit, the site is down, so you'll have to wait longer to see it.

I think monkeys and apes are actually gay.

You look at the evidence. Boy in Jersey falls into pit of hungry, horney and aggressive apes. One of the little buggers goes and protects the little sod and saves the day.

Man originated from monkey. YMCA came from man.

No more questions, your honour.

I saw a monkey lick another monkeys bum last year at Suffolk Wildlife Park.

Actually, that could well be a promotional poster, or it would be if I ran a zoo.

Hell yes.

And, the thing I don't understand, it's even funnier when monkeys start being gay and touching each other.

I almost died from collapsed lungs watching two gibbons check each other out.
And one of them obviously didn't like it because he climbed to the top of his pen and started hurling waste at the other one.

And my lady didn't find that funny and made us go look at giraffes.
Which are poncy animals with big girly eyelashes

And most likely camcorde it and tell our grand children about it.

See, that right there is the difference between men and women.

At a zoo, we want to watch big killer animals.

And when animals start to whack-off or hump, the women go "Tsk" and wander off to look at Hippos, whilst we all laugh loudly,point and stand to watch.