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Just remember as you play on those toys,
They weren't created by eight year old boys.
The consoles were designed and moulded,
By a great man who cursed and scoulded,
but in the end, there you go:
The GameCube by Miyamoto.
But was it all fun and games,
with those lack of sales and all those blames,
for the Nintendo 64 which from the start was doomed,
the sales of the Playstation boomed,
but come May the third as you know
The GameCube by Miyamoto.
So what came before the N64,
that competed with Sega, who competed some more?
It was the SNES with it's arcade style mayhem,
The games for any age, so your grandpa could play them,
but there must be more to this console we played,
which contained the magical games that Nintendo made.
Super Mario World became it's first hit,
it made Sega and sonic think "Oh sh..."!
but there's something out there that's taking it's time,
The Nintendo GameCube which soon will be mine.
There is more, of course, with Nintendo you know,
There's the handheld market for gamers on the go.
Super Mario Land, Tetris and classics so neat,
They may be mini, but they're still a mean feat,
To the end of the level, save the princess.
Handheld gaming, doesn't mean less.
Don't play the old brick for too long, you'll get stuck in a trance,
Remember you can play on the Game Boy Advance.
Playstation gaming in your hand,
surely this power should be banned?
There's special features for this console on the go,
it connects to the GameCube, by Miyamoto.
So is this all there is to where we are today?
To amazing gaming that makes me want to play?
I don't think so, there's more to go,
than a couple of consoles and a Game Boy ya know.
There's more to Nintendo than meets the eye,
with cartoons and movies and Pika-pie,
there's plenty of things to see and so,
So just like Pokémon, "Nintendo I choose you!"
So just remember as you play on those toys,
They weren't created by eight year old boys.
The consoles were designed and moulded,
By a great man who cursed and scoulded,
but in the end, there you go:
The GameCube by Miyamoto.
(Hope someone out there finds that entertaining......)
They weren't created by eight year old boys.
The consoles were designed and moulded,
By a great man who cursed and scoulded,
but in the end, there you go:
The GameCube by Miyamoto.
But was it all fun and games,
with those lack of sales and all those blames,
for the Nintendo 64 which from the start was doomed,
the sales of the Playstation boomed,
but come May the third as you know
The GameCube by Miyamoto.
So what came before the N64,
that competed with Sega, who competed some more?
It was the SNES with it's arcade style mayhem,
The games for any age, so your grandpa could play them,
but there must be more to this console we played,
which contained the magical games that Nintendo made.
Super Mario World became it's first hit,
it made Sega and sonic think "Oh sh..."!
but there's something out there that's taking it's time,
The Nintendo GameCube which soon will be mine.
There is more, of course, with Nintendo you know,
There's the handheld market for gamers on the go.
Super Mario Land, Tetris and classics so neat,
They may be mini, but they're still a mean feat,
To the end of the level, save the princess.
Handheld gaming, doesn't mean less.
Don't play the old brick for too long, you'll get stuck in a trance,
Remember you can play on the Game Boy Advance.
Playstation gaming in your hand,
surely this power should be banned?
There's special features for this console on the go,
it connects to the GameCube, by Miyamoto.
So is this all there is to where we are today?
To amazing gaming that makes me want to play?
I don't think so, there's more to go,
than a couple of consoles and a Game Boy ya know.
There's more to Nintendo than meets the eye,
with cartoons and movies and Pika-pie,
there's plenty of things to see and so,
So just like Pokémon, "Nintendo I choose you!"
So just remember as you play on those toys,
They weren't created by eight year old boys.
The consoles were designed and moulded,
By a great man who cursed and scoulded,
but in the end, there you go:
The GameCube by Miyamoto.
(Hope someone out there finds that entertaining......)
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If you saw it somewhere else I'd be amazed! It took me two hours to actually finish as I had to clear up some abusive messages on Codejunkies.com.
Here's another but this time based on some of the GameCube's games:
Many of these, you will soon play
on the GameCube entering your household this May,
So sit back and relax and have some fun,
Here's a list of games designed for number one:
Luigi's Mansion, sucking up those ghosties,
you'll be shivering alright, better wear Totes Toasties.
Turn on your sucker, don't make it blow,
Into the vacuum, you ghosties go.
Fell the force with Rogue Leader, use your Jedi Mind,
Fight against all evil and save human kind.
There's no room for Jaguars or those speeding cars,
You need lots of power to beat that Death Star!
Don't rush out the airlock, this aint no race.
Remember you're flying through Outer space!
Tme to get wet with Wave Race Blue Storm,
You'll be racing all night til early morn.
Forget those cars this aint no Grand Prix,
You're racing through the water so get on your Jet-ski's.
On your marks, are you ready? It's time to get set,
Smile for the camera, you're gonna get wet.
Stop monkeying around, put down that beer,
There's banana's to get, catch 'em in your sphere.
Tilt the platforms instead, this aint no easy game,
you fell off the edge - only yourself to blame.
This aint so easy, hear my call,
you gotta start rolling with my Monkey Ball.
There are passengers to find, you gotta be quick,
Pull a few stunts, and a mean trick.
The time's ticking down, your fare ain't to happy,
You missed the zone! Your driving's too crappy!
You need a yellow cab, not some Austin Maxi,
To earn some cash, it's back, Crazy Taxi!
Eggman, he's back, gonna conquer the world,
though you can stop him from what I've been told.
There's this blue guy, he's no Gin and Tonic,
he's radical, smooth, his name's Super Sonic.
With aid from Tails and Knuckles too,
Eggman is beat: Sonic Adventure two!
There's more to come in the future with Zelda,
And Pikachu will be more shocking than ever.
Mario is soon to light up our day,
Whilst Donkey Kong will be racing away.
High speed competing from our racer F-zero,
and many more games featuring our favourite heroes.
So don't you bother with others you fool,
Gt the GameCube it's gonna be cool!
Many of these, you will soon play
on the GameCube entering your household this May,
So sit back and relax and have some fun,
Here's a list of games designed for number one:
Luigi's Mansion, sucking up those ghosties,
you'll be shivering alright, better wear Totes Toasties.
Turn on your sucker, don't make it blow,
Into the vacuum, you ghosties go.
Fell the force with Rogue Leader, use your Jedi Mind,
Fight against all evil and save human kind.
There's no room for Jaguars or those speeding cars,
You need lots of power to beat that Death Star!
Don't rush out the airlock, this aint no race.
Remember you're flying through Outer space!
Tme to get wet with Wave Race Blue Storm,
You'll be racing all night til early morn.
Forget those cars this aint no Grand Prix,
You're racing through the water so get on your Jet-ski's.
On your marks, are you ready? It's time to get set,
Smile for the camera, you're gonna get wet.
Stop monkeying around, put down that beer,
There's banana's to get, catch 'em in your sphere.
Tilt the platforms instead, this aint no easy game,
you fell off the edge - only yourself to blame.
This aint so easy, hear my call,
you gotta start rolling with my Monkey Ball.
There are passengers to find, you gotta be quick,
Pull a few stunts, and a mean trick.
The time's ticking down, your fare ain't to happy,
You missed the zone! Your driving's too crappy!
You need a yellow cab, not some Austin Maxi,
To earn some cash, it's back, Crazy Taxi!
Eggman, he's back, gonna conquer the world,
though you can stop him from what I've been told.
There's this blue guy, he's no Gin and Tonic,
he's radical, smooth, his name's Super Sonic.
With aid from Tails and Knuckles too,
Eggman is beat: Sonic Adventure two!
There's more to come in the future with Zelda,
And Pikachu will be more shocking than ever.
Mario is soon to light up our day,
Whilst Donkey Kong will be racing away.
High speed competing from our racer F-zero,
and many more games featuring our favourite heroes.
So don't you bother with others you fool,
Gt the GameCube it's gonna be cool!
The gamecube by miyamoto,
Will be very dull and very slow,
With the XBox in the shops,
Nintendo's Little box,
Will not make a very good show.
Compare both the specs if you will,
The XBox is dressed to kill,
The Gamecube is dated,
How long have you waited?
While the smart man is Microsoft's Bill.
The XBox has an internal hard disk,
We don't need the memory chips,
It plays DVD's
Run's games at great speed,
Miyamoto has obviously flipped!
Is there any reason to compare?
With the XBox we all like to stare,
It's obviously faster,
Look's like the master,
The Gamecube is launched on a prayer...
Halo, Gotham, and Munch,
Are the best launch lineup of the bunch,
Luigi's Mansion,
Is so out of fashion,
Forgive me for this tiny hunch:
That the gamecube will sell very slow,
But the sales of XBox will flow,
Remember the dreamcast?
Sega looked like right prats!
But that is what will become of Nintendo!
Will be very dull and very slow,
With the XBox in the shops,
Nintendo's Little box,
Will not make a very good show.
Compare both the specs if you will,
The XBox is dressed to kill,
The Gamecube is dated,
How long have you waited?
While the smart man is Microsoft's Bill.
The XBox has an internal hard disk,
We don't need the memory chips,
It plays DVD's
Run's games at great speed,
Miyamoto has obviously flipped!
Is there any reason to compare?
With the XBox we all like to stare,
It's obviously faster,
Look's like the master,
The Gamecube is launched on a prayer...
Halo, Gotham, and Munch,
Are the best launch lineup of the bunch,
Luigi's Mansion,
Is so out of fashion,
Forgive me for this tiny hunch:
That the gamecube will sell very slow,
But the sales of XBox will flow,
Remember the dreamcast?
Sega looked like right prats!
But that is what will become of Nintendo!
Shut Xbox fan, get out of here before we get annoyed, your just as bad as all those other Xbox fan's like that guy Jackass, now gon get out !!!!!!!!!!!
The BIGMAN :|
The BIGMAN :|
Shut Xbox fan, get out of here before we get annoyed, your just as bad as all those other Xbox fan's like that guy Jackass, now go on get out !!!!!!!!!!!
The BIGMAN :|
The BIGMAN :|
Opps, posted it twice, ohh well that will tell him !!!
Ok, some of you already know I dislike the X-box, but that's not because of the games, it's cos of the console itself. I just don't like it. Just like someone doesn't like a specific colour, or doesn't like songs by a certain group.
But, because of this X-box fan trying to use my Rhyme/Rap idea to put down my favourite console, and because he dissed Sega, here's one for the X-box.
Billy Gates, you've made a mistake,
Releasing a console, ain't a piece of cake.
You need style, and adventure, in all of your software,
Not geekly glasses and nerdy-look hair!
Halo may be a brilliant game,
But the console's sales seem pretty much tame.
Sony, Nintendo, they've produced some hits,
But Billy's X-box, it's sales have been...not so good.
The console itself, it's hardware looks good,
but can it do better than the others? It should!
There's more to games, than high specs and power,
Come on Mario, melt it with your fire flower!
Sega's Dreamcast had a lot of bad luck,
It lost out to Sony's old muck.
The games were good, Sonic so cool,
But the sales were down, sunk as if in a pool.
Sega tried, they really did,
To try and appeal to all those kids.
But they'd been sucked into Sony's trap,
They didn't realise they were playing old crap.
The Playstation two, it wasn't so good.
It had a bad release, no console should.
But the proof is in the tasting, as people can see,
Grand Theft Auto, State of Emergency.
The controller's not good, but it's a whole load better,
than that one by Bill Gates in his grandmothers sweater.
The X-box is rubbish, it certainly ain't cool,
you went and bought it? Oh what a fool!
So there we have it, a bit of advice,
getting the X-box certainly aint right.
The Nintendo GameCube it's got some tricks up it's sleeve,
If you still don't like it: GO AWAY, JUST LEAVE!
It's made for the gamers, and not for the hardware,
not like the X-box, Bill Gates he don't care!
The PS2, it's better than that tripe,
if you got else today, just stick it up your pipe!
well, I can't say that was as good as the other two, it was more of a retaliation attempt :)
But, because of this X-box fan trying to use my Rhyme/Rap idea to put down my favourite console, and because he dissed Sega, here's one for the X-box.
Billy Gates, you've made a mistake,
Releasing a console, ain't a piece of cake.
You need style, and adventure, in all of your software,
Not geekly glasses and nerdy-look hair!
Halo may be a brilliant game,
But the console's sales seem pretty much tame.
Sony, Nintendo, they've produced some hits,
But Billy's X-box, it's sales have been...not so good.
The console itself, it's hardware looks good,
but can it do better than the others? It should!
There's more to games, than high specs and power,
Come on Mario, melt it with your fire flower!
Sega's Dreamcast had a lot of bad luck,
It lost out to Sony's old muck.
The games were good, Sonic so cool,
But the sales were down, sunk as if in a pool.
Sega tried, they really did,
To try and appeal to all those kids.
But they'd been sucked into Sony's trap,
They didn't realise they were playing old crap.
The Playstation two, it wasn't so good.
It had a bad release, no console should.
But the proof is in the tasting, as people can see,
Grand Theft Auto, State of Emergency.
The controller's not good, but it's a whole load better,
than that one by Bill Gates in his grandmothers sweater.
The X-box is rubbish, it certainly ain't cool,
you went and bought it? Oh what a fool!
So there we have it, a bit of advice,
getting the X-box certainly aint right.
The Nintendo GameCube it's got some tricks up it's sleeve,
If you still don't like it: GO AWAY, JUST LEAVE!
It's made for the gamers, and not for the hardware,
not like the X-box, Bill Gates he don't care!
The PS2, it's better than that tripe,
if you got else today, just stick it up your pipe!
well, I can't say that was as good as the other two, it was more of a retaliation attempt :)
lol, nice
ROFL i think I will stick my XBox and it's specs where the sun don't shine. Anywayz I like my XBox I think it's cool. Besides I didn't dis Sega, If I was, then I would be proving the XBox has absolutely no decent games! I'm sticking with Willy Gates for a while, see what corporate tricks he has up HIS sleeve....
Remember the dreamcast?
Sega looked like right prats!
hmm, it's not exactly promoting Sega is it....
Sega looked like right prats!
hmm, it's not exactly promoting Sega is it....
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