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It's true!! And I shall go on to explain my case further if Mystique and co. would all just shutp and listen.
Thank you.
Now i'm not saying that women are cows becasue of the way the act, or that that is my personal opinion of them, but I am talking about the simillarities between the female human-species and big farmyard animals.
You must have noticed that women are most of the time very grumpy, and aren't always happy to see us. Well, can't you same the very same thing about cows!
Think about it. As soon as a herd of cows sees you, at least on or two of the older ones start mooing at you. And it's not a happy moo either, as you can hear the anger and frustration given off from each roaring moo!
Women don't exactly 'moo', but as soon as they see you they often tend to 'let off some steam' in their own high-pitched ways.
The question that is always asked after experiencing this is: "What have I done wrong???"
Or you think to yourself: 'What's set her off now!??'
It's just one of those questions that has gone un-answered since the dawn of time - just like 'Which came first: the chicken of the egg??'
I believe that there is an answer to this question, and it also proves my point as to how similar women and cows really are!
What does a cow's average day envolve???
Nothing too exciting really, mainly just eating grass and mooing around, with a lot of 'staning up'.
It can't be that comfortable or that fun to have o stand up for hours on end, every living thing needs to sit or lie down and rest every once a while - inclduing women! But the problem for cows is that the older ones can't lie down, or else they get stuck - you'll know that if you've ever pushed one over in it's sleep (hehee!!)!
Doing this for one whole day, 24 hours a week, 52 weeks a year (and so on...) must play a huge part in making cows the grumpy old creatures they've become known to be!
And this is why I believe they are always so un-happy and are always in a bad mood! And the other part is filled by their dull, simple and repetative lives.
Women's lives aren't really all that different when you think about it. No, they don't moo and eat grass outside all day, but their lives are pretty repetative and simple, like many people in today's modern world!
They get up, eat breakfast, rush the kids off to school, and then rush off for a dull and frustrating day in the office. And with no real quiet time to themselves at home (due to kids) and the same system continuing almost every day of the year, it would seen that like the cows, the female species suffers similar problems in their daily routines to that of the common cow.
Well, everything except foot and mouth or being slaughtered!
So in conclusion, both women and cows run very similar lifestyles in what they do and they way they do things. And this causes their moods and emotions to change, to that of a similar nature to the average hormonious teenager!
But if women and cows rules the world, it'd be a better place for them, but hell for the average man and farmer!
With them in control, we could see something like George Orwell's 'Animal Farm' come to life!! :S
- "All cows and women are similar" (in my view)
But luckily, men rule the world! And as long as we're in control, it'll be safe from the problems that those evil cows could cause!
So next time a female randomly has a go at you, think about what I have just said.
Thank you, and this is my theory.
Thank you.
Now i'm not saying that women are cows becasue of the way the act, or that that is my personal opinion of them, but I am talking about the simillarities between the female human-species and big farmyard animals.
You must have noticed that women are most of the time very grumpy, and aren't always happy to see us. Well, can't you same the very same thing about cows!
Think about it. As soon as a herd of cows sees you, at least on or two of the older ones start mooing at you. And it's not a happy moo either, as you can hear the anger and frustration given off from each roaring moo!
Women don't exactly 'moo', but as soon as they see you they often tend to 'let off some steam' in their own high-pitched ways.
The question that is always asked after experiencing this is: "What have I done wrong???"
Or you think to yourself: 'What's set her off now!??'
It's just one of those questions that has gone un-answered since the dawn of time - just like 'Which came first: the chicken of the egg??'
I believe that there is an answer to this question, and it also proves my point as to how similar women and cows really are!
What does a cow's average day envolve???
Nothing too exciting really, mainly just eating grass and mooing around, with a lot of 'staning up'.
It can't be that comfortable or that fun to have o stand up for hours on end, every living thing needs to sit or lie down and rest every once a while - inclduing women! But the problem for cows is that the older ones can't lie down, or else they get stuck - you'll know that if you've ever pushed one over in it's sleep (hehee!!)!
Doing this for one whole day, 24 hours a week, 52 weeks a year (and so on...) must play a huge part in making cows the grumpy old creatures they've become known to be!
And this is why I believe they are always so un-happy and are always in a bad mood! And the other part is filled by their dull, simple and repetative lives.
Women's lives aren't really all that different when you think about it. No, they don't moo and eat grass outside all day, but their lives are pretty repetative and simple, like many people in today's modern world!
They get up, eat breakfast, rush the kids off to school, and then rush off for a dull and frustrating day in the office. And with no real quiet time to themselves at home (due to kids) and the same system continuing almost every day of the year, it would seen that like the cows, the female species suffers similar problems in their daily routines to that of the common cow.
Well, everything except foot and mouth or being slaughtered!
So in conclusion, both women and cows run very similar lifestyles in what they do and they way they do things. And this causes their moods and emotions to change, to that of a similar nature to the average hormonious teenager!
But if women and cows rules the world, it'd be a better place for them, but hell for the average man and farmer!
With them in control, we could see something like George Orwell's 'Animal Farm' come to life!! :S
- "All cows and women are similar" (in my view)
But luckily, men rule the world! And as long as we're in control, it'll be safe from the problems that those evil cows could cause!
So next time a female randomly has a go at you, think about what I have just said.
Thank you, and this is my theory.
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Pantoffel wrote:
so I'd
> say that I'm quite gay at the moment,
--
I knew it!
It's all that purple and tangerines and stuff.
Heh.
Childish? Moi?
so I'd
> say that I'm quite gay at the moment,
--
I knew it!
It's all that purple and tangerines and stuff.
Heh.
Childish? Moi?
devil women wrote:
> I wonder why women act like cows towards you?
I wonder if it has something to
> do with the fact your gay, or maybe it's just your pathetic attitude!!
Ever
> thought that you just don't appeal to women, if it's not your attitude then it
> must be down to your horrific looks!!
It's no wonder why women are so cowish
> towards you!!!!
Sir, madam, whatever you are, I have a bone to pick with you. Let's count the mistakes in that post...
Ah, too many. It has to be at least 6 or 7, something that is hardly achievable by anyone who has even the intelligence of a chicken. Remember, gay means happy and happy means gay, so I'd say that I'm quite gay at the moment, especially after winning a Gameaday prize for my contributions to the site. It's a sad fact that all people care about these days, and I care about it, but it's not a biggie. Stop being an ignorant hypocrite, get some writing skills and then have an 'intelligent' argument with me.
Now trot off to the local pub to get 'p****d' or whatever you call it. Go on, you know you want to...
> I wonder why women act like cows towards you?
I wonder if it has something to
> do with the fact your gay, or maybe it's just your pathetic attitude!!
Ever
> thought that you just don't appeal to women, if it's not your attitude then it
> must be down to your horrific looks!!
It's no wonder why women are so cowish
> towards you!!!!
Sir, madam, whatever you are, I have a bone to pick with you. Let's count the mistakes in that post...
Ah, too many. It has to be at least 6 or 7, something that is hardly achievable by anyone who has even the intelligence of a chicken. Remember, gay means happy and happy means gay, so I'd say that I'm quite gay at the moment, especially after winning a Gameaday prize for my contributions to the site. It's a sad fact that all people care about these days, and I care about it, but it's not a biggie. Stop being an ignorant hypocrite, get some writing skills and then have an 'intelligent' argument with me.
Now trot off to the local pub to get 'p****d' or whatever you call it. Go on, you know you want to...
I wonder why women act like cows towards you?
I wonder if it has something to do with the fact your gay, or maybe it's just your pathetic attitude!!
Ever thought that you just don't appeal to women, if it's not your attitude then it must be down to your horrific looks!!
It's no wonder why women are so cowish towards you!!!!
I wonder if it has something to do with the fact your gay, or maybe it's just your pathetic attitude!!
Ever thought that you just don't appeal to women, if it's not your attitude then it must be down to your horrific looks!!
It's no wonder why women are so cowish towards you!!!!
It made me laugh also, probably because it was so corny (no offense intended to Meka), but yeah, I think that's the comedy value of it or something like that :)
I haven't had many experiences of the 'fairer' (yeah right!) sex, as I've never had a girlfriend, but I can tell you that they are infuriating up to the neck. Why the hell do they moan every time you ask them to do something, and then they make you do stuff. Hypocritical if I've ever seen it.
How do I know all this? I have a sister :D
I haven't had many experiences of the 'fairer' (yeah right!) sex, as I've never had a girlfriend, but I can tell you that they are infuriating up to the neck. Why the hell do they moan every time you ask them to do something, and then they make you do stuff. Hypocritical if I've ever seen it.
How do I know all this? I have a sister :D
"Hello? Yes. Is that the Comedy Police? ...."
I think you know the rest.
Sorry Meka, but that was bloody awful. Still, made me laugh though. Not quite sure what that says about my sense of humour...
:-)
I think you know the rest.
Sorry Meka, but that was bloody awful. Still, made me laugh though. Not quite sure what that says about my sense of humour...
:-)
Women are cows? Pull the udder one!
I must say that this is a really idiotic post from someone that isn't football god, but it's about his level. If you have a problem with women, maybe you should articulate them into a coherent argument rather than some simplistic diatribe against people you do not know, judging from the content of your post. And it wasn't even funny!
Not good.
Not good.
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