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1. They have big eyes
2. Its very predictable
Ok for example.. Dragonball Z..
Great yeah its fighting, people with powers blowing stuff up but...
*SPOILER IF YOU DONT WANT DBZ TO BE RUINED DO NOT LOOK BELOW*
TYPICAL DBZ EPISODE..
LARGE BLOKE WITH BIG EYES THAT GLOWS AND IS THE BEST EVER: HAHAH I WILL KILL YOU ALL AS IM GREAT AND I GLOW HAHAHAHAHA
*BEGINS TO GLOW BRIGHTER*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
EVEN LARGER BLOKE WITH BIGGER EYES AND GLOWS WHO IS THAT LITTLE BIT BETTER AND ENERGY EFFIECIANT: HAHAHA BUT YOU FORGOT IM BLONDE AND CAN SCREAM LOUDER AND IM ALSO ENVIROMENTALLY FRIENDLY
*GLOWS 1% BRIGHTER THAN OTHER GUY* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
LARGE BLOKE WITH BIG EYES THAT GLOWS AND WAS THE BEST EVER: oh no.. it cant be! his watt output is far superer! nooooo!
EVEN LARGER BLOKE WITH BIGGER EYES AND GLOWS WHO IS THAT LITTLE BIT BETTER AND ENERGY EFFIECIANT AND IS NOW THE BEST EVER: DIE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRR
*Throws blue light at him*
other guy dies the end until the next time blah blah huge man someone gets better the end..
OK. NO.2 is Pokemon.. aww how cute little animals that can only say their own name and live in a ball... yipee! :P yeah its all amazing isnt it! no.. dont look below or pokemon will be spoiled.
UGLY JAPANESE KID WITH BIG EYES: Ha ha, i will beat you for your badge. goooooooooooooooooooooo ugly derranged animal!
Animal: Baruglaoooooflooben!
*attacks, wins*
UGLY JAPANESE KID WITH BIG EYES: AHAHA i win! i will be best ever! now return ugly creature!
animal:Baruglaoooooflooben!
*runs*
UGLY JAPANESE KID WITH BIG EYES: no!! he was my best friend!
*moves on gets another monster the end*
So there ya have it! Both #1 japanese cartoons shown to be what they really are! hope i havnt ruined it.. but its the truth!
thanks for reading!
**Bazzman has spoken**
> i know like my lil bro was watching it and for the whole episode two
> guys were just stood there goin GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR at each
> other with rocks flying around and each person looking like an
> epileptic christmas tree
no offence to anyone with epilepsy just that is the best way to describe them.
1. They have big eyes
2. Its very predictable
Ok for example.. Dragonball Z..
Great yeah its fighting, people with powers blowing stuff up but...
*SPOILER IF YOU DONT WANT DBZ TO BE RUINED DO NOT LOOK BELOW*
TYPICAL DBZ EPISODE..
LARGE BLOKE WITH BIG EYES THAT GLOWS AND IS THE BEST EVER: HAHAH I WILL KILL YOU ALL AS IM GREAT AND I GLOW HAHAHAHAHA
*BEGINS TO GLOW BRIGHTER*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
EVEN LARGER BLOKE WITH BIGGER EYES AND GLOWS WHO IS THAT LITTLE BIT BETTER AND ENERGY EFFIECIANT: HAHAHA BUT YOU FORGOT IM BLONDE AND CAN SCREAM LOUDER AND IM ALSO ENVIROMENTALLY FRIENDLY
*GLOWS 1% BRIGHTER THAN OTHER GUY* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
LARGE BLOKE WITH BIG EYES THAT GLOWS AND WAS THE BEST EVER: oh no.. it cant be! his watt output is far superer! nooooo!
EVEN LARGER BLOKE WITH BIGGER EYES AND GLOWS WHO IS THAT LITTLE BIT BETTER AND ENERGY EFFIECIANT AND IS NOW THE BEST EVER: DIE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRR
*Throws blue light at him*
other guy dies the end until the next time blah blah huge man someone gets better the end..
OK. NO.2 is Pokemon.. aww how cute little animals that can only say their own name and live in a ball... yipee! :P yeah its all amazing isnt it! no.. dont look below or pokemon will be spoiled.
UGLY JAPANESE KID WITH BIG EYES: Ha ha, i will beat you for your badge. goooooooooooooooooooooo ugly derranged animal!
Animal: Baruglaoooooflooben!
*attacks, wins*
UGLY JAPANESE KID WITH BIG EYES: AHAHA i win! i will be best ever! now return ugly creature!
animal:Baruglaoooooflooben!
*runs*
UGLY JAPANESE KID WITH BIG EYES: no!! he was my best friend!
*moves on gets another monster the end*
So there ya have it! Both #1 japanese cartoons shown to be what they really are! hope i havnt ruined it.. but its the truth!
thanks for reading!
**Bazzman has spoken**