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"coming to my room soon, a possible visit from the cops."

Before anyone asks- it wasn't me, I didn't do it.

Right, in the friday night saturday morning period some idiot put some graffiti in the second floor toilets of my hall.
Not a big deal in itself, just that the floor charges will go up again to pay for the cleaning.
The message was apparently (it was cleaned off before I saw it) said something about one of the mentors who lives on that floor. Again the mentor will be angry at it but you might be thinking so what.
Before I got to the next part I will say that there was not that many people still in the hall that weekend and so there were few people around that would be suspects, and yes I was there on friday/saturday. -so, it wasn't me and the mentors know that I wouldn't do stuff like that.
Now heres where it gets serious...... a little 3 letter word used as a slur on homosexuals in the states was also written on the wall, now this makes the message a hate speach and is very serious in the eyes of the university and they will be calling in the cops soon.
This means they will be going round asking questions about that night, great just what I need (once again: I had nothing to do with it).
The embarassing thing is I was sick in the toilets and passed out for a few minutes with my feet and legs sticking out of the bottom of the door, my friend made sure I was ok and got me back to my room safely. So I'm going to have to explain to the cops how I was drunk if they come round and that I can barely remember much- not the best situation to be in.


Right- heres something I don't understand:
someone could write something with foul language in it in bad taste all over that wall and the likelyhood is that the cops would not be called in, yet I have been told by the mentors who are at the moment asking around for any information- they told me that because the writing (slang for a packet of cigarettes) that word was included then it becomes a serious issue.
American law, I'll never understand it.

Alcohol- thats another fine mess you've gotten me into ( If I wasn't drunk I wouldn't have been i the hall, and so I wouldn't have been writing this, wasn't me)

Go America!

The cops were eventually called in, well 1 police women just to warn the hall (well mostly just the people who turned up) that any further damage would be refered to the police.

The police were around my hall once more that term, well they were around the whole of campus, then 4 police cars shot up the road then a minute later 4 shot back down the road, then I heard a pack of police dogs and a cop shouting at some guy to freeze, the guy dived into some bushes and only came out after a few more gun brandishing cops and barking dogs surrounded him.

I always offer the ones with glazing and lots of flakes.

So far 8 dohnuts have gotten me out of jail 3 times!

:D

I only had a twinky bar, a cadburys cream egg and a tootsie roll, they were not impressed. I think they were holding out for a jam centered covered with those sprinkly things doughnuts.

did you offer them a bribe??

offer some dohnuts and they'll let you go

always works for me

:D

Cops: "ello ello ello, where were you in the night in question sonny boy?"
Me: "erm puking and passing out in the toilets"
Cops: "would those be the toilets in question?"
Me: "yes"
Cops: "right, your coming with us to the nick"

i saw him do it officer, he was crazy and drunk.

***accepts bribe from culprit****

and his brother sideshow bob is a convict as well.

the mesh is supposed to keep bugs out, and to stop students throwing trash out of the windows. The bugs tend to get in other ways and students can take the mesh off to throws stuff out.
There were loads of lady birds in the summer and those annoying flys that just circle around the room.

There is wire mesh over your windows, thats crazy!
How do you get fresh air?

Whats the deal with that wire mesh? its flippin everywhere over there innit? We got flies overhere as well?!