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"It is confirmed. This is funny."

This is great.

http://maddox.xmission.com/xbox_suckit.html

I dreamt of a site like that a year back.

Shame I am warming to the Xbox.

This is great.

http://maddox.xmission.com/xbox_suckit.html

I dreamt of a site like that a year back.

Shame I am warming to the Xbox.

Did you really dream of that site?


if so dream for me too win GAD again, please.

I read a bit

got bored

same here SHEEPY, anyway it was too long.

That tells it like it is really. You xbox owners should take a peek.

"The controller is almost as big as my nuts."

Hmm..not that I want to spoil the fun here, but it seems very childish and uneducated. There's already loads of these sites anyway, don't know why you didn't find your dream earlier :-)

And for the benifit of the bloke who wrote it, the big X on the controller isn't to remind you what system you're playing. It's to cover the big blank space caused by the two slots for memory cards and Xbox live headsets.

I saw this ages, still, very funny :-)

I liked this bit:

What Microsoft should have done was team up with Sega to buy all their unsold Dreamcasts and just use them as controllers for the Xbox. It probably would have been smaller than the 8 lb atrocity that they have now.

People who own the Xbox don't play video games.
The average Xbox owner attends Microsoft SQL Server release parties, reads books on database theory and hates games like Super Mario because they're too old for "kiddie" games since everyone knows that it's graphics, not game play that makes a great game. I mean, why play a game that's actually fun when you can waste hours watching rendered, uninteractive intros instead? Ask the typical Xbox owner what other video games or consoles he likes and you'll draw a blank stare. The reason they bought an Xbox was because it's by Microsoft and they're blindly devoted to the company, not because of the games (being as there aren't any).

As Homer says: "It's funny because it's true!"

Nah. X-box is the only real option.

GameCube is for kids.

PS2 isn't powerful enough.

Now, I'm off to a late night SQL server release party, don't touch my signed copy of windows XP while I'm gone. It'll be worth a lot of money some day.