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http://maddox.xmission.com/xbox_suckit.html
I dreamt of a site like that a year back.
Shame I am warming to the Xbox.
http://maddox.xmission.com/xbox_suckit.html
I dreamt of a site like that a year back.
Shame I am warming to the Xbox.
if so dream for me too win GAD again, please.
got bored
"The controller is almost as big as my nuts."
And for the benifit of the bloke who wrote it, the big X on the controller isn't to remind you what system you're playing. It's to cover the big blank space caused by the two slots for memory cards and Xbox live headsets.
What Microsoft should have done was team up with Sega to buy all their unsold Dreamcasts and just use them as controllers for the Xbox. It probably would have been smaller than the 8 lb atrocity that they have now.
People who own the Xbox don't play video games.
The average Xbox owner attends Microsoft SQL Server release parties, reads books on database theory and hates games like Super Mario because they're too old for "kiddie" games since everyone knows that it's graphics, not game play that makes a great game. I mean, why play a game that's actually fun when you can waste hours watching rendered, uninteractive intros instead? Ask the typical Xbox owner what other video games or consoles he likes and you'll draw a blank stare. The reason they bought an Xbox was because it's by Microsoft and they're blindly devoted to the company, not because of the games (being as there aren't any).