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I got an xbox on the day of release from specialreserve and i was fortunate to get a copy of Halo with it, aswell as Rallisport challenge.
Anyway....I gradually worked my way through the first couple of levels fo Halo and got stumped by that silent cartographer level/mission, the one when u find yourself a couple of miles underground and are roaming around which seems like and endless network of rooms that appear to be exactly the same, almost like Osama Bin Laden's Tora Bora cave network. This wasn't what i was here to write about but i thought i would to waste sum time and it leads me onto the subject i was actually going to discuss.
I took a break from playin Halo for about a week and it was today that i decided to pick up the hefty xbox controller and have another blast at it.
I just wanted to outline the fact of how complete and utterely annoying them little crawling things are that appear under that rainy jungle place. You know the bit where u pick up one of them eye recorder things and watch a Blair witch type of Documentary.
Anyway....these aren't the things that annoy me most it's them freaky resident evil type zombie things that seem to have a crooked neck. Also the worst has to be them fish looking things that have somehow purchased themselves sum handy bondage whips.
it really p****d me off when they kept pouncing on me and trying to force my head up their slimy a*ses.
The most annoying bit had to be when that stupid little blue floating light thing had to come along and entice me into that strange place that had loads of big scrotam sack things that blew up. The thing that really hacked me off was when the Blue light left me on my own next to a locked door with no where to go but to get whipped up by loads of fishes that had a fetish for bondage.
Just thought i would give my thoughts on the bondage fetish fishes and it would be nice to hear from anyone else that got really annoyed by them strange creatures, because i certainly did.
l8ters....
Anyway....I gradually worked my way through the first couple of levels fo Halo and got stumped by that silent cartographer level/mission, the one when u find yourself a couple of miles underground and are roaming around which seems like and endless network of rooms that appear to be exactly the same, almost like Osama Bin Laden's Tora Bora cave network. This wasn't what i was here to write about but i thought i would to waste sum time and it leads me onto the subject i was actually going to discuss.
I took a break from playin Halo for about a week and it was today that i decided to pick up the hefty xbox controller and have another blast at it.
I just wanted to outline the fact of how complete and utterely annoying them little crawling things are that appear under that rainy jungle place. You know the bit where u pick up one of them eye recorder things and watch a Blair witch type of Documentary.
Anyway....these aren't the things that annoy me most it's them freaky resident evil type zombie things that seem to have a crooked neck. Also the worst has to be them fish looking things that have somehow purchased themselves sum handy bondage whips.
it really p****d me off when they kept pouncing on me and trying to force my head up their slimy a*ses.
The most annoying bit had to be when that stupid little blue floating light thing had to come along and entice me into that strange place that had loads of big scrotam sack things that blew up. The thing that really hacked me off was when the Blue light left me on my own next to a locked door with no where to go but to get whipped up by loads of fishes that had a fetish for bondage.
Just thought i would give my thoughts on the bondage fetish fishes and it would be nice to hear from anyone else that got really annoyed by them strange creatures, because i certainly did.
l8ters....
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Well, I thought it was quite funny!! Yes, funny, fun... ;-)
Rza.
Rza.
yeah stupid newbie spammers, wibwib skiddlydoowop
no it's called spamming...he's just like some newbies where they try to get their word count up by making stupid comments
is thi guy on drugs?
I think i spelt scrotam wrong, i think it's scrotum.
I got an xbox on the day of release from specialreserve and i was fortunate to get a copy of Halo with it, aswell as Rallisport challenge.
Anyway....I gradually worked my way through the first couple of levels fo Halo and got stumped by that silent cartographer level/mission, the one when u find yourself a couple of miles underground and are roaming around which seems like and endless network of rooms that appear to be exactly the same, almost like Osama Bin Laden's Tora Bora cave network. This wasn't what i was here to write about but i thought i would to waste sum time and it leads me onto the subject i was actually going to discuss.
I took a break from playin Halo for about a week and it was today that i decided to pick up the hefty xbox controller and have another blast at it.
I just wanted to outline the fact of how complete and utterely annoying them little crawling things are that appear under that rainy jungle place. You know the bit where u pick up one of them eye recorder things and watch a Blair witch type of Documentary.
Anyway....these aren't the things that annoy me most it's them freaky resident evil type zombie things that seem to have a crooked neck. Also the worst has to be them fish looking things that have somehow purchased themselves sum handy bondage whips.
it really p****d me off when they kept pouncing on me and trying to force my head up their slimy a*ses.
The most annoying bit had to be when that stupid little blue floating light thing had to come along and entice me into that strange place that had loads of big scrotam sack things that blew up. The thing that really hacked me off was when the Blue light left me on my own next to a locked door with no where to go but to get whipped up by loads of fishes that had a fetish for bondage.
Just thought i would give my thoughts on the bondage fetish fishes and it would be nice to hear from anyone else that got really annoyed by them strange creatures, because i certainly did.
l8ters....
Anyway....I gradually worked my way through the first couple of levels fo Halo and got stumped by that silent cartographer level/mission, the one when u find yourself a couple of miles underground and are roaming around which seems like and endless network of rooms that appear to be exactly the same, almost like Osama Bin Laden's Tora Bora cave network. This wasn't what i was here to write about but i thought i would to waste sum time and it leads me onto the subject i was actually going to discuss.
I took a break from playin Halo for about a week and it was today that i decided to pick up the hefty xbox controller and have another blast at it.
I just wanted to outline the fact of how complete and utterely annoying them little crawling things are that appear under that rainy jungle place. You know the bit where u pick up one of them eye recorder things and watch a Blair witch type of Documentary.
Anyway....these aren't the things that annoy me most it's them freaky resident evil type zombie things that seem to have a crooked neck. Also the worst has to be them fish looking things that have somehow purchased themselves sum handy bondage whips.
it really p****d me off when they kept pouncing on me and trying to force my head up their slimy a*ses.
The most annoying bit had to be when that stupid little blue floating light thing had to come along and entice me into that strange place that had loads of big scrotam sack things that blew up. The thing that really hacked me off was when the Blue light left me on my own next to a locked door with no where to go but to get whipped up by loads of fishes that had a fetish for bondage.
Just thought i would give my thoughts on the bondage fetish fishes and it would be nice to hear from anyone else that got really annoyed by them strange creatures, because i certainly did.
l8ters....
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